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Posted: 1/5/2003 9:57:44 AM EST
Yo Mama is so fat that..... She puts mayonnaise on Asprin. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. All the resturants in town have a sign that says "Maximum occupancy 250 patrons OR Yo Mama. When she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. When she get's into an elevator it HAS to go down. She could sell shade. Her blood type is Ragu. When she goes to a resturant she doesn't get a menu, she get's an estimate. When she turns around people throw her a welcome back party. When she dances, she makes the band skip.
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Link Posted: 1/5/2003 10:14:07 AM EST
Oh...sorry. I thought you were talking about Yoyo Ma. [img]http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/UltimateGrammyBox/gfx/Photos/10.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 10:16:12 AM EST
Yo' mama says I'm a lot better in the sack than you are.
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 10:31:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 11:19:18 AM EST
Yo mama is so fat, it takes her TWO trips to HAUL ASS!!!
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 1:27:11 PM EST
http://www.pimpdaddy.com/yomama/yomama-frames.shtml thats about all of them
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 1:40:25 PM EST
USE YOUR SEARCH FUNCTION...this topic was posted about 3 weeks ago with multiple replies in the thread...
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