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Posted: 1/5/2003 10:57:44 AM EDT
Yo Mama is so fat that.....

She puts mayonnaise on Asprin.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

All the resturants in town have a sign that says "Maximum occupancy 250 patrons OR Yo Mama.

When she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

When she get's into an elevator it HAS to go down.

She could sell shade.

Her blood type is Ragu.

When she goes to a resturant she doesn't get a menu, she get's an estimate.

When she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

When she dances, she makes the band skip.
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 10:59:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 11:14:07 AM EDT
I thought you were talking about Yoyo Ma.
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 11:16:12 AM EDT
Yo' mama says I'm a lot better in the sack than you are.
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 11:31:19 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 12:19:18 PM EDT
Yo mama is so fat, it takes her TWO trips to HAUL ASS!!!
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 2:27:11 PM EDT

thats about all of them
Link Posted: 1/5/2003 2:40:25 PM EDT
USE YOUR SEARCH FUNCTION...this topic was posted about 3 weeks ago with multiple replies in the thread...
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