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Posted: 4/11/2002 3:36:49 PM EDT
I need some "yo mama" jokes. You know the kind; "Your momma so dry - the crabs carry canteens!"
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:48:05 PM EDT
[#1]
OK, How about, "Yo Mama's so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway."
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:48:13 PM EDT
[#2]
Yo Mamma so stupid, she take tiolet paper to a crap game.
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:54:10 PM EDT
[#3]
  Momma so fat, she cut herself shaving and bled GRAVY !
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:56:03 PM EDT
[#4]
  Momma's teeth are so yellow " I can't believe it's not butter "
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 3:56:57 PM EDT
[#5]
Yo Momma's betting that this thread gets locked post-hastily...[;)]

Juggernaut
Link Posted: 4/11/2002 4:03:31 PM EDT
[#6]
Juggernaut wins.
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