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Posted: 4/7/2006 11:52:53 AM EST
It's that time again, I have yet another free membership contest to be given away. This contest is different than all of my other contests. It goes like this:

I will award one free bronze membership to the member who can post the funniest avatar and sig ling that they would be using. Here are the rules:

1. I am the judge, jury and executioner of this entire operation, I can be as fair or biased as I want.
2. 1 post per person, the most must include the avatar and sig line that they would use, should they win.
3. The user may edit their post as many times as they need to... for a maximum of 5 minutes after the original post. If you have a tag posted, and an hour later you change it, tough, and then I will laugh at you because you shouldn't be tagging anyway if you need a bronze membership.
4. The deadline for all entries is going to be 04142006 at 1700hrs EST. Any post after that time, is not eligible for entry.
5. The most important rule of all, every post MUST be CoC compliant. I like doing these giveaways, but some jerk is going to screw it up for the rest of y'all one of these days.
6. All images posted must be in the 80x60px format and smaller than 12k. In other words, ready to go to the photoserver.

Have fun, and good luck. Be as creative as you'd like, I don't care what it is, scenes from movies, drawings, animations, whatever!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:54:58 AM EST
meh. too lazy.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:55:50 AM EST
Tag
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 11:57:20 AM EST
<----------------
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:02:10 PM EST
Maybe you can give to greywolf?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:04:39 PM EST
What's "avatar??"
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:10:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:
Maybe you can give to greywolf?



He's more than wecome to post an entry.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:12:16 PM EST
I really need a membership and damn , no money ..

I will be working on one!

Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:16:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 12:19:37 PM EST by USGI_45]
I tried Last time somebody was looking for an Avatar, but I dont know how to resize the pic.


ETA here is My funny picture I found

Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:28:31 PM EST
tag
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:28:37 PM EST

I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:30:02 PM EST
tag
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:36:16 PM EST
These threads really do work folks!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 12:41:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 1:01:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/15/2006 7:04:04 PM EST by smoken44]


...........should have got a pre nup...........
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 1:24:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 1:52:27 PM EST by HKTackDriver]


When the shit hits the fan, dig into the shit!

(PS. Didn't think it was a CoC vio since its just a photochop)
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 1:44:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 2:22:20 PM EST by adirondack47]
Who is your father and what does he do!?

Link Posted: 4/7/2006 1:46:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 1:59:44 PM EST by argoyle]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i235/skosovic/steve.jpg

Learn chinese, tilt your head to right.

ETA (after reading directions, here is avatar size):

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i235/skosovic/steve2.jpg

Link Posted: 4/7/2006 2:07:17 PM EST
(that's william hung in the pic, by the way)



Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Link Posted: 4/7/2006 2:11:21 PM EST
who won the first contest??
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 3:01:57 PM EST
Avatar:

Larger [for detail]


Sigline Haiku:
=========================
If I tell you I
love you, will you sleep with me?
How about your friend?
=========================

Sigline plan B:

"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not
thinking" -Rupert Hughes
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 3:06:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By adirondack47:
Who is your father daddy and what does he do!?




Fixed.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 3:11:35 PM EST


Larger version which was originally posted. Someone posted the iPod Goatse "protector" the other day, so I had to post this!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 3:48:19 PM EST




Sigline-

Happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 4:06:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 4:24:05 PM EST by Zatu]

We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

-or-


GET HEATED, WE GONNA BLAST SOME MOFOZ.

If I don't win anybody can take these if they want.

At this rate I'm going to win by default. Images are supposed to be 80x60 and <12kb.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 4:11:35 PM EST
tag
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 4:18:03 PM EST
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." -George W. Bush, May 14, 2001


Link Posted: 4/7/2006 4:34:26 PM EST
'BeeKeeper too GreyWolf"


Link Posted: 4/7/2006 4:58:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 5:20:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 5:27:31 PM EST by silveradoguy17]


"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be misquoted against you in a court of law"
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 6:03:53 PM EST
This one is too big to use but I thought i would post it just because I thought it was funny.



The Post Whore

Link Posted: 4/7/2006 6:10:04 PM EST
Tag
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 6:23:44 PM EST
People have to start reading the directions and following them, alot of stuff not per the guidelines

HINTRESIZEHINT
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 6:47:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 6:49:06 PM EST by USGI_45]

Originally Posted By Chimpy:
People have to start reading the directions and following them, alot of stuff not per the guidelines

HINTRESIZEHINT




Yeah,but I dont know how. I asked for a pointer in this thread, and the last one that came up likethis, but no help


ETA I guess I didnt ask in this thread so

ANYBODY WANT TO TELL ME HOW DO I RESIZE PICTURES?

Link Posted: 4/7/2006 7:08:48 PM EST






You are, again, NOT in before the lock!
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 7:20:42 PM EST


Live free or die.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:11:15 PM EST
so did i win?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:26:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By silveradoguy17:
so did i win?



Check out the deadline on the first page, that's when the contest ends.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:37:24 PM EST
I can't win because I'm already a member, but I really like both my sigline AND my avatar
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:37:46 PM EST
So far I win because I'm the only one that can read directions written in english.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 8:49:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/8/2006 6:20:31 AM EST by SnakeEyes]

"I'm with the Government, I'm here to help you."

Thanks for the opportunity Chimpy.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:07:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/7/2006 9:11:55 PM EST by daveisadork]
Are animations allowed?
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:15:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zatu:
So far I win because I'm the only one that can read directions written in english.




I read them, proper size pic and sigline. I dont know how to do the pic, so whatever.
Link Posted: 4/7/2006 9:57:22 PM EST

Aarr Ye Be Racists
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 3:15:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zatu:
So far I win because I'm the only one that can read directions written in english.



[highhorse]

The following message is a public service announcement

Two things:

1. If you check my entry, I've followed the directions

2. If you check your entry, you did not follow directions -- you have two entries, you are only allowed one. So stop bitching.

[/highhorse]
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 3:18:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By CLand72:

Originally Posted By Zatu:
So far I win because I'm the only one that can read directions written in english.



[highhorse]

The following message is a public service announcement

Two things:

1. If you check my entry, I've followed the directions

2. If you check your entry, you did not follow directions -- you have two entries, you are only allowed one. So stop bitching.

[/highhorse]



pwned!
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 3:42:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chimpy:

Originally Posted By CLand72:

Originally Posted By Zatu:
So far I win because I'm the only one that can read directions written in english.



[highhorse]

The following message is a public service announcement

Two things:

1. If you check my entry, I've followed the directions

2. If you check your entry, you did not follow directions -- you have two entries, you are only allowed one. So stop bitching.

[/highhorse]



pwned!



I think he is trying to win one just out of sheer complaining...Like a crying kid in the grocery store line screaming about candy...

Link Posted: 4/8/2006 8:03:02 AM EST
Kabump for the Saturday afternoon crew !
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 8:05:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By CLand72:

Originally Posted By Zatu:
So far I win because I'm the only one that can read directions written in english.



[highhorse]

The following message is a public service announcement

Two things:

1. If you check my entry, I've followed the directions

2. If you check your entry, you did not follow directions -- you have two entries, you are only allowed one. So stop bitching.

[/highhorse]



The rules didn't say only one entry. But I guess I did miss your post.
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 9:51:27 AM EST
<==(the picture is of Lex Luthor)


He flamed. He trolled. He flouted the Code of Conduct. Still, there goes the best damn poster a message board ever had
Link Posted: 4/8/2006 11:30:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/8/2006 11:33:23 AM EST by Short-n-sweet]



"Forget keeping up with the Jones's I can't keep up with the Simpsons."
Thank you Chimpy
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