The rear view mirror fell off the window this morning.  I discovered it on the dash when I got into the vehicle to drive to work.

No big deal.  I will just get some special adhesive and put it back on.

The power steering has sprung a leak.  The pump was howling when I turned the vehicle into the office parking lot.

No big deal.  I will just get some stop leak until I can replace the (probably rotted out) power steering line.

I get into work and walk into a wall of horrid stench.  A squirrel had gotten into the office and guess whose desk it died under?

Yep, mine.  It was turning ripe and nasty.

I buried it on the edge of the parking lot, but how do you get rid of the smell?

I hosed down the area with febreeze "Island Fresh" but now it just smells like "Death In Paradise".

drive a land rover by chance?

LOL, nope.

They only stop leaking fluids when they are dead.

I guess I have that going for me.

 
Sounds like a band name.

Sorry OP, my Monday ain't so bad

Coworkers have been abandoning the office area.

How can so much stench come from a such a small creature?

I put together a memorial to commemorate the little dude.

Did you poke it with a stick?

I had to bury it with a plastic snow shovel.  It was not easy digging.

I gave him a proper burial but I wasn't sure of his denomination.

I used a putting iron that belonged to a person who used to work here.