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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:53:39 PM EDT
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The wife caught me pissing in the sink tonight. I told her, "Wife, I'm not the only one!". Did I tell teh lies? nah ..but I got stuck in the P-Trap.... |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:53:43 PM EDT
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Who else would piss in your sink?
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:53:52 PM EDT
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The wife caught me pissing in the sink tonight. I told her, "Wife, I'm not the only one!". Did I tell teh lies? No, i peed in your sink too |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:01 PM EDT
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Time for beddie byes, and it will be all better in the morning!
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:09 PM EDT
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We called that tanking in my sophomore dorm.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:20 PM EDT
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So what were you drinking?
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:32 PM EDT
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Quoted: Who else would piss in your sink? Fucking bugs, that's who. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:55:36 PM EDT
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Started with Guinness Stout, on to Jameson, some Maker's Mark, and mellowed out with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Neil Young.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:33 PM EDT
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Been there done that.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Who else would piss in your sink? Fucking bugs, that's who. Jerks!  |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:40 PM EDT
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I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:54 PM EDT
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Well, if "she" is pissing in the sink, I don't think you're at your house. Maybe the neighbor's.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:57:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles. You are not invited over to my house. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:59:09 PM EDT
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I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles. You are not invited over to my house.  You don't want his nuts on your countertop
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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:59:38 PM EDT
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your house, when you gotta go you gotta go, i've been known to take a leak out the back door from time to time but ain't nothing but woods behind me.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:00:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles. You are not invited over to my house. I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:00:53 PM EDT
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Tell her to shut up, and if she doesnt knock her around a little bit and threaten divorce.
::Just Kidding::
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:27 PM EDT
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I've been called a Neanderthal for pissing outside. Well, what the hell did we do before plumbing? Talk about being born in the wrong times...
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:02:01 PM EDT
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fucking savages! 
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:03:37 PM EDT
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i just piss in the shower when im drunk. sinks to high up and id end up pissing all over the counter.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:04:13 PM EDT
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I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles. You are not invited over to my house. I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom. yeah in the tank. what do they call it.....a blumpkin i believe |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:04:48 PM EDT
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your house, when you gotta go you gotta go, i've been known to take a leak out the back door from time to time but ain't nothing but woods behind me. I've pissed in the backyard many a times. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:07:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles. You are not invited over to my house. I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom. yeah in the tank. what do they call it.....a blumpkin i believe Whatever its called, its not a blumpkin. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:08:17 PM EDT
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I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles. You are not invited over to my house. I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom. yeah in the tank. what do they call it.....a blumpkin i believe upper decker. blumpkin is when your taking a dump and getting a bj. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:09:57 PM EDT
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Norwegians.
* shakes head * |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:14:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Started with Guinness Stout, on to Jameson, some Maker's Mark, and mellowed out with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Neil Young. You were good right up to Neil Young, now that's a sign it's time for bed. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:18:07 PM EDT
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no.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:20:43 PM EDT
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no. You don't like shit on your truck, so I wouldn't imagine you piss in your sink. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:21:54 PM EDT
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I just keep multiple empty bottles around the house. Why the fuck should I have to get up and go to the sink?
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:26:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: I've been called a Neanderthal for pissing outside. Well, what the hell did we do before plumbing? Talk about being born in the wrong times... I prefer pissing outside. There is a half bath not 5' from where I sit now but I will walk 15' past it to the back door just to piss off the porch. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:27:46 PM EDT
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Surprise your wife with an upper decker and it'll make the pissing in the sink thing seem like no big deal.
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:29:35 PM EDT
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I prefer the "9 day chain".
You know, just beat her for 9 days with a logging chain, and by the 10th day you just have to shake it a little. |
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Posted: 5/2/2009 9:48:42 PM EDT
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Pissing in the sink, no big deal. My buddy's wife catches him pissing in the closet every time the big jerk drinks too much...
 She needs to know it could be worse.
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