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Posted: 5/2/2009 8:52:16 PM EDT
The wife caught me pissing in the sink tonight. I told her, "Wife, I'm not the only one!".

Did I tell teh lies?
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:53:39 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LegionNorge:
The wife caught me pissing in the sink tonight. I told her, "Wife, I'm not the only one!".

Did I tell teh lies?



nah ..but I got stuck in the P-Trap....
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:53:43 PM EDT
Who else would piss in your sink?
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:53:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LegionNorge:
The wife caught me pissing in the sink tonight. I told her, "Wife, I'm not the only one!".

Did I tell teh lies?


No, i peed in your sink too
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:01 PM EDT
Time for beddie byes, and it will be all better in the morning!
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:09 PM EDT
We called that tanking in my sophomore dorm.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:20 PM EDT
So what were you drinking?
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:54:32 PM EDT



Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:


Who else would piss in your sink?


Fucking bugs, that's who.

 
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:55:36 PM EDT
Started with Guinness Stout, on to Jameson, some Maker's Mark, and mellowed out with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Neil Young.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:33 PM EDT
Been there done that.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:35 PM EDT



Originally Posted By Bushylover:





Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Who else would piss in your sink?


Fucking bugs, that's who.  


Jerks!




 
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 8:57:54 PM EDT by Gloworm19]
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:40 PM EDT
I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:56:54 PM EDT
Well, if "she" is pissing in the sink, I don't think you're at your house. Maybe the neighbor's.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:57:24 PM EDT



Originally Posted By LegionNorge:


I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.


You are not invited over to my house.



 
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:59:09 PM EDT
Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By LegionNorge:
I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.

You are not invited over to my house.
 


You don't want his nuts on your countertop
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 8:59:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2009 9:00:19 PM EDT by jixxerbeast]
your house, when you gotta go you gotta go, i've been known to take a leak out the back door from time to time but ain't nothing but woods behind me.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:00:50 PM EDT




Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:





Originally Posted By LegionNorge:

I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.


You are not invited over to my house.





I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:00:53 PM EDT
Tell her to shut up, and if she doesnt knock her around a little bit and threaten divorce.





































::Just Kidding::

Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:01:27 PM EDT
I've been called a Neanderthal for pissing outside. Well, what the hell did we do before plumbing? Talk about being born in the wrong times...
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:02:01 PM EDT


fucking savages!
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:03:37 PM EDT
i just piss in the shower when im drunk. sinks to high up and id end up pissing all over the counter.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:04:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By glockfan45:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By LegionNorge:
I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.

You are not invited over to my house.


I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom.


yeah in the tank. what do they call it.....a blumpkin i believe
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:04:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jixxerbeast:
your house, when you gotta go you gotta go, i've been known to take a leak out the back door from time to time but ain't nothing but woods behind me.


I've pissed in the backyard many a times.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:07:54 PM EDT



Originally Posted By jixxerbeast:



Originally Posted By glockfan45:




Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:




Originally Posted By LegionNorge:

I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.


You are not invited over to my house.





I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom.




yeah in the tank. what do they call it.....a blumpkin i believe


Whatever its called, its not a blumpkin.



 
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:08:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jixxerbeast:
Originally Posted By glockfan45:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By LegionNorge:
I've been pissing in sinks since I was 15. It close. It's a bigger target...and the cool marble counter top feels good on the marbles.

You are not invited over to my house.


I would never piss in you sink. I would however drop a deuce in your master bathroom.


yeah in the tank. what do they call it.....a blumpkin i believe

upper decker.

blumpkin is when your taking a dump and getting a bj.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:09:57 PM EDT
Norwegians.

* shakes head *
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:14:07 PM EDT




Originally Posted By LegionNorge:

Started with Guinness Stout, on to Jameson, some Maker's Mark, and mellowed out with Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Neil Young.




You were good right up to Neil Young, now that's a sign it's time for bed.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:18:07 PM EDT
no.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:20:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By xaaronx:
no.


You don't like shit on your truck, so I wouldn't imagine you piss in your sink.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:21:54 PM EDT
I just keep multiple empty bottles around the house. Why the fuck should I have to get up and go to the sink?
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:26:35 PM EDT




Originally Posted By LegionNorge:

I've been called a Neanderthal for pissing outside. Well, what the hell did we do before plumbing? Talk about being born in the wrong times...




I prefer pissing outside. There is a half bath not 5' from where I sit now but I will walk 15' past it to the back door just to piss off the porch.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:27:46 PM EDT
Surprise your wife with an upper decker and it'll make the pissing in the sink thing seem like no big deal.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:29:35 PM EDT
I prefer the "9 day chain".

You know, just beat her for 9 days with a logging chain, and by the 10th day you just have to shake it a little.
Link Posted: 5/2/2009 9:48:42 PM EDT
Pissing in the sink, no big deal. My buddy's wife catches him pissing in the closet every time the big jerk drinks too much...  She needs to know it could be worse.
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