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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 8/13/2002 7:22:39 AM EST
So Nicholas Cage married Lisa Marie Presley...either he really wants to be closer to the "King", or he has lost all taste. Just think she had been very intimate with Michael Jackson not all that long ago. That alone should be reason enough to never have another man touch you for the rest of your life...BRRRRRRRRRRRRR....just thinking bout it gives me the willies....
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 7:30:57 AM EST
According to Lisa Marie, her and the one gloved wonder were never intimate during their brief marriage. I'd tap it.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 8:51:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By CosmicOne-Der: So Nicholas Cage married Lisa Marie Presley...either he really wants to be closer to the "King", or he has lost all taste. Just think she had been very intimate with Michael Jackson not all that long ago. That alone should be reason enough to never have another man touch you for the rest of your life...BRRRRRRRRRRRRR....just thinking bout it gives me the willies....
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I strongly doubt that the jackson creature has ever been intimate with anything of the female gender.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 9:33:00 AM EST
But, Still, You can just hear Jacko braggin to his butt budies: "yep, when Nicko kisses Lisa Marie on the lips he'll know what my pee pee taste like" Damn, that was kinda rancid.
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 10:11:32 AM EST
Just thinking if I were in Nick's position...does Massingil make one with chlorine bleach? :) Oh hell...just soak her in a vat of bleach for a day or two....something bout kissing MJ by proxy makes me wanna [puke]
Link Posted: 8/13/2002 10:17:52 AM EST
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