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Posted: 12/29/2012 4:41:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 4:41:59 AM EDT by HellifIknow]
WARNING! ALET! ACHTUNG! Put on your Eye Bleach goggles. The FUGLY is deadly with this one.

http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-12-28/story/woman-arrested-purse-full-christmas-eve-crab-meat-jacksonville-walmart

I hear crab meat makes people do funny things. I wonder if it was imitation?
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:42:53 AM EDT
"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat"





whatever .. id still hit it.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:44:27 AM EDT
tell the predator to put its mask back on
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:45:05 AM EDT
Guilty.

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Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:45:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat"





whatever .. id still hit it.


That beastie would bite you off like Sgt. York pulling the pin on a grenade!
If I shot at her, I would miss. She's so damn ugly, my gun would not hit it!
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:46:35 AM EDT
Matriarch of the FSA. I've met many of her twin sisters
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:50:42 AM EDT
Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:53:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Rojodiablo:

If I shot at her, I would miss. She's so damn ugly, my gun would not hit it![/div]





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Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:54:49 AM EDT
EBT card must have been maxed out from booze, smokes and getting her hair did.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:56:22 AM EDT
Feral humans...
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:56:36 AM EDT
Gonna help a brother out with a j.o. on the H.O.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:58:30 AM EDT
Would $120 worth of crab meat be about as large as a 10gal pail in size?

Of course she "didn't mean to take it". Maybe she forgot it was there.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:58:44 AM EDT
I manage a meat department and I can tell you that it was more than likely canned crab meat. A one pound can can go for near $20. Every month when I take inventory I am missing quite a few and it rarely goes out of date due to a long shelf life so it is pretty much always due to theft. One guy was hitting stores within a 50 mile radius and stealing it along with other items by having his girlfriend fill up baskets and he would walk out with them late at night. I could always tell when he hit us because the first four cans of each kind would be gone from the case along with the three pound packs of bacon and st.louis ribs. Our night cahsiers are only worried about what they are going to do after work and can't seem to notice a 400 pound man walk out with a basket of groceries.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 4:59:12 AM EDT
The Lem Turner Rd. WalMart.........shocking. Those familiar with Jax could have guessed the location without reading the story.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:12:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 5:13:15 AM EDT by FivespeedF150]

Originally Posted By bucko1975: Our night cahsiers are only worried about what they are going to do after work and can't seem to notice a 400 pound man walk out with a basket of groceries.

Same problem at my store, I always wondered why we don't have a full time loss prevention team.

I figure it's due to WIC/EBT. What they steal is offset by the groceries they buy on the government teat, so trespassing them permanently from the store would probably be a net loss.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:21:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:25:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By g8rgunner:
The Lem Turner Rd. WalMart.........shocking. Those familiar with Jax could have guessed the location without reading the story.


I was thinking there was no way in hell it was my Walmart and was glad to see it wasnt.........................but then again, it's still a Walmart.

Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:29:30 AM EDT
Fucking Florida.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 5:34:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By oresti:
Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald.

Looks like Bill Duke for sure!
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:09:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Shott8283:
"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat"





whatever .. id still hit it.

You sick fuck, ever work in an insane asylum?
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 6:19:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JDC_VA_USMC:

Originally Posted By oresti:
Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald.

Looks like Bill Duke for sure!




Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:21:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 7:21:58 AM EDT by flyhack72]
My baby momma didn't do nothing...

Inception!
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:32:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 7:34:57 AM EDT by Rojodiablo]


After being subjected to a full size photo of this....... Tank, you suck ass BTW for posting this up dammit- I see he has undergone a sex change since starring in Car Wash and Predator. He was a bad ass actor. Bill Duke, what happened??
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:35:17 AM EDT


Weird.

The crazy ones usually have snakes inside their heads.


Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:40:53 AM EDT
Dem crabs musta gotten in there themselves.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:43:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat"





whatever .. id still hit it.


eeeewh
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:44:05 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Rojodiablo:
Originally Posted By Shott8283:
"that wasnt her purse that smelled like crab meat"





whatever .. id still hit it.


That beastie would bite you off like Sgt. York pulling the pin on a grenade!
If I shot at her, I would miss. She's so damn ugly, my gun would not hit it!


The would miss???? or the bullet refuse to touch that
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:47:46 AM EDT
Crab meats like what, $2 a lb?

And she stole $120 worth and though no one would notice 60lbs of crab meat in her purse
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:48:41 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 7:51:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/29/2012 7:52:17 AM EDT by quick2k3]
C'mon guys, slow your roll. She obviously thought it was some of that Obama Crab. I mean if phones are free (and healthcare, rent, transportation, food, etc) then crab is free too, right?

Not guilty.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 8:05:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By quick2k3:
C'mon guys, slow your roll. She obviously thought it was some of that Obama Crab. I mean if phones are free (and healthcare, rent, transportation, food, etc) then crab is free too, right?

Not guilty.

Gotta wonder if you can buy train sets at Wal-Mart too.



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Link Posted: 12/29/2012 8:10:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By wilNva:
Crab meats like what, $2 a lb?

And she stole $120 worth and though no one would notice 60lbs of crab meat in her purse





Where?
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 10:18:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By oresti:
Is that the black dude from Predator? He obviously grew some dreadlocks, must have been tired of being bald.


Yes, obviously it is.
Link Posted: 12/29/2012 10:22:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FivespeedF150:

Originally Posted By bucko1975: Our night cahsiers are only worried about what they are going to do after work and can't seem to notice a 400 pound man walk out with a basket of groceries.

Same problem at my store, I always wondered why we don't have a full time loss prevention team.

I figure it's due to WIC/EBT. What they steal is offset by the groceries they buy on the government teat, so trespassing them permanently from the store would probably be a net loss.


I've seen "loss prevention" teams that were the main problem of some stores. The Mejier in Florence, Ky had one such team, as crooked as the day was long.

Link Posted: 12/29/2012 10:24:30 AM EDT
Sista gurl loves her some creb.
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