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Posted: 9/17/2005 7:40:05 PM EDT
It takes a LOT to get my buzzed, let alone drunk. I am a professional drinker, and apparently the combination of 5 weeks away from my wife, a new job where I am working my ass off, buying a new home, putting together a bed, living on TV dinners and fast food, and a VERY generous bourbon and Sprite has rendered me tipsy.

No telling what I might say/reveal in the next few minutes
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:40:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:


No telling what I might say/reveal in the next few minutes



Don't drink and post.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:41:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 7:44:01 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:42:58 PM EDT
Spin around in a circle real fast about ten times with your eyes closed. That's a fun thing to do when you're drinking.

Oh yeah, eat something colorful before you do it.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:44:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
It takes a LOT to get my buzzed, let alone drunk. I am a professional drinker, and apparently the combination of 5 weeks away from my wife, a new job where I am working my ass off, buying a new home, putting together a bed, living on TV dinners and fast food, and a VERY generous bourbon and Sprite has rendered me tipsy.

No telling what I might say/reveal in the next few minutes



What about that new a/c system lol
Don't make any decisions lol
Take care of yourself and don't drive
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:46:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JosieWales:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
It takes a LOT to get my buzzed, let alone drunk. I am a professional drinker, and apparently the combination of 5 weeks away from my wife, a new job where I am working my ass off, buying a new home, putting together a bed, living on TV dinners and fast food, and a VERY generous bourbon and Sprite has rendered me tipsy.

No telling what I might say/reveal in the next few minutes



What about that new a/c system lol
Don't make any decisions lol
Take care of yourself and don't drive



ROFL

Well, wouldn't you know, first thing that happened to me at Home Depot today? An AC salesman is there at the entrance - so I'm going to get another quote next week on a Trane unit.

Got my bed put together today - I'll let you all tomorrow what it is like to sleep on a $2500 bed.

No driving tonight - maybe some porn downloading, but no driving
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:48:01 PM EDT
Duuude... you aint relly dunk until you mispelel shit and post with imprpir grammer g.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:49:33 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:50:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:51:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Duuude... you aint relly dunk until you mispelel shit and post with imprpir grammer g.



My wife is a technical editor and has a BA in English (Magna Cum Laude) - I have been ruthlessly trainted over the past 19 years to NEVER commit spelling erros upon pain of death. Even when drunk. Sad, really.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:00:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Duuude... you aint relly dunk until you mispelel shit and post with imprpir grammer g.



My wife is a technical editor and has a BA in English (Magna Cum Laude) - I have been ruthlessly trainted over the past 19 years to NEVER commit spelling erros upon pain of death. Even when drunk. Sad, really.

LOL...you're still slipping, though
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:01:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bulldog1967:
www.jokes123.com/jokes123_jan_2005/bigimages/badliver.jpg



[Homer] All right liver, listen up! You get me through this, and then I'll get back to killing you with booze![/Homer]
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:04:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:04:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:
No telling what I might say/reveal in the next few minutes



I'm here for ya buddy.

www.ameliaclark.com/a-grim_reaper.jpg



Dude!! Is that a shirt?
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:05:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mgw1181:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Duuude... you aint relly dunk until you mispelel shit and post with imprpir grammer g.



My wife is a technical editor and has a BA in English (Magna Cum Laude) - I have been ruthlessly trainted over the past 19 years to NEVER commit spelling erros upon pain of death. Even when drunk. Sad, really.

LOL...you're still slipping, though



So are you.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:07:36 PM EDT
Nothing wrong with drinking and posting. The next day when you see your grammar and speeling can be embarrasing.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:04:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mgw1181:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Duuude... you aint relly dunk until you mispelel shit and post with imprpir grammer g.



My wife is a technical editor and has a BA in English (Magna Cum Laude) - I have been ruthlessly trainted over the past 19 years to NEVER commit spelling erros upon pain of death. Even when drunk. Sad, really.

LOL...you're still slipping, though



ACK! Now I'm in for it - abort! Abort!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:15:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:

Originally Posted By mgw1181:

Originally Posted By Greywolf2112:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Duuude... you aint relly dunk until you mispelel shit and post with imprpir grammer g.



My wife is a technical editor and has a BA in English (Magna Cum Laude) - I have been ruthlessly trainted over the past 19 years to NEVER commit spelling erros upon pain of death. Even when drunk. Sad, really.

LOL...you're still slipping, though



So are you.



Now neither of you can edit to obliterate evidence - captured in history for eternity. "Your scrood" .

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