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Posted: 1/3/2007 6:34:50 PM EST
I left the TV on behind me blaring ABC Family after Drew Carey ended.


The 700 Club came on. Not that I am watching it closely or even remotely like Pat Robertson.



But why is he wearing an apron and showing everyone how to make Pat's Weight Loss Shake with bananas and cidar vinegar?



Wow.



How surreal.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 6:35:57 PM EST
[#1]
He's not well.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 6:37:59 PM EST
[#2]
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Link Posted: 1/3/2007 6:38:07 PM EST
[#3]

Quoted:
I left the TV on behind me blaring ABC Family after Drew Carey ended.


The 700 Club came on. Not that I am watching it closely or even remotely like Pat Robertson.



But why is he wearing an apron and showing everyone how to make Pat's Weight Loss Shake with bananas and cidar vinegar?



Wow.



How surreal.


It's part of the ALL NEW APOCALYPSE DIET!

"Loose the pounds before Armaggedon! Be in shape and looking good for the End of The World"

If you have read his "prophecies" lately it is no doubt either a new diet before Armaggedon or it is a lead in to promote the upcoming "Pat Robertson Juice Tiger and Grill", to debut on Home Shopping Network in February.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 6:38:49 PM EST
[#4]
Not well?

Like, in the psychological sense?


I thought his show was about how current foreign policy matches up with apocalyptic prophecy of The Revelation of John.

Now he's some twisted kitchen dork making health shakes??

When did he start the Martha Stewart schtick?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 6:39:59 PM EST
[#5]
This is disturbing, to say the least.


I am glued here.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 6:40:48 PM EST
[#6]

Quoted:
Not well?

Like, in the psychological sense?


I thought his show was about how current foreign policy matches up with apocalyptic prophecy of The Revelation of John.
Now he's some twisted kitchen dork making health shakes??

When did he start the Martha Stewart schtick?


Yes as in the psychological sense
The part in red above explains why he is a nutcase.
His show is about Armageedon and his fruitcake prophecies that never come true.
There are about 3 threads today on how big of a nutbag he is.

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 6:44:33 PM EST
[#7]
I can take the prophecy stuff. It's in this neat little box in my mind called, "The Robertson/Hagee Apocalyptic Endtimes Media Pandering"

That's fine. It's their thing, and I am cool with that.





Just don't throw me this curve ball with the twisted Pat's Health Shake recipe cooking segment.




That's like going to see a circus, and then a carpenter walks out onto stage and builds an outhouse right in front of everyone.

Socio-cultural dissonance.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:00:42 PM EST
[#8]
God told him in a dream to lose 20 lb. in 2 weeks or he will be dead.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:08:43 PM EST
[#9]
If you're gonna watch someone cook it at least oughta be Nigella Lawson.



Feel free to post a pic of her
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:11:53 PM EST
[#10]
Or Giada...

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:14:05 PM EST
[#11]




Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:14:58 PM EST
[#12]
Giada De Laurentis



Everyday Italian



Food Network
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:15:11 PM EST
[#13]
Nigella ain't that skinny.


Nigella Bites!
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:24:37 PM EST
[#14]
,
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Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:26:18 PM EST
[#15]
Ahhh, Nigella.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:28:44 PM EST
[#16]
She brought her cousin Emerson with her in all those pics...

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 7:40:07 PM EST
[#17]
Robertson is selling entertainment and fear, not salvation, by preying on vulnerable persons; that's the main formula in his profession and is practiced across the land.


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