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Posted: 10/15/2004 12:24:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/15/2004 4:22:25 PM EST by Taxman]
A girl I talk to invited me to the wing place to have drinks with her. This is odd.

I better dress up. ARFCOM shirt and black pants (I dont have MARPAT)
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:25:26 PM EST
POOPER!!

PICS!!!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:26:12 PM EST
IT’S A TRAP!!!

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:26:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
POOPER!!

PICS!!!



+1
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:27:19 PM EST
ok. you can stop lying now.




no, seriously, pooper/pics.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:27:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By mtechgunman:
ok. you can stop lying now.




no, seriously, pooper/pics.




I dont even own a camera.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:30:13 PM EST
What's wrong with her? Is she missing an arm? Have a 3rd eye? Watch it, she might have a cock.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:31:07 PM EST
its a man
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:31:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Janus:
What's wrong with her? Is she missing an arm? Have a 3rd eye? Watch it, she might have a cock.



Nothing that I know of
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:31:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By MDC85:
its a man



Man trap!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:33:03 PM EST
Blind girl?

No, really, congrats!

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:33:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:

Originally Posted By MDC85:
its a man



Man trap!




Men have poopers....


Not that I agree with it...I'm just saying...


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:33:36 PM EST
You said "wing place"

Hooters?

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:34:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
You said "wing place"

Hooters?




No some local place thats new
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:34:24 PM EST
think positive, don't complain, have a great time!!! good luck taxman!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:35:21 PM EST
Getter done...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:35:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:37:47 PM EST
treat her nice, be a gentleman, and don't bring up guns.......they are evil!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:40:12 PM EST
My advice...

Tell her you haven't dated in a lonnng time. Tell her you have saved all your money for the last 7 years just waiting for the right women to come along.

Tell her that you want someone to love, that you can take care of, and someone that you can shower with gifts day and night.

Then ask if she swallows.

Good luck.

SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:40:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By A2sights:
treat her nice, be a gentleman, and don't bring up guns.......they are evil!!!!!!!



I say, do bring up guns., as a sort of litmus test.. the logic is similar to "if you love something, set it free, if it come back it was meant to be. <insert joke about if not it's a moving target>"

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:44:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Janus:
What's wrong with her? Is she missing an arm? Have a 3rd eye? Watch it, she might have a cock.






better make sure that she don't look like or a
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:44:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By inferno715:
think positive, don't complain, have a great time!!! good luck taxman!



+1

Good luck; get some pie. You need pie.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:45:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
My advice...

Tell her you haven't dated in a lonnng time. Tell her you have saved all your money for the last 7 years just waiting for the right women to come along.

Tell her that you want someone to love, that you can take care of, and someone that you can shower with gifts day and night.

Then ask if she swallows.

Good luck.

SGtar15




I'll try not to be myself.

That real me people just dont like.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:47:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
My advice...

Tell her you haven't dated in a lonnng time. Tell her you have saved all your money for the last 7 years just waiting for the right women to come along.

Tell her that you want someone to love, that you can take care of, and someone that you can shower with gifts day and night.

Then ask if she swallows.

Good luck.

SGtar15




you forgot to ask if she likes hot dogs and to give blow jobs, then ask her if she swallows
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:47:57 PM EST
Mostly its a trap, somebody is trying to set you up! I would bring lots of weapons perferably belt fed.

Does she look pretty good? If so why didn't you ask her out?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:49:27 PM EST
Just remember say NO to wing hunts
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:51:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By mike45acp:
Mostly its a trap, somebody is trying to set you up! I would bring lots of weapons perferably belt fed.

Does she look pretty good? If so why didn't you ask her out?



I normally assume I have no chance, which is normally true...

Id Hit It.

I dont have any beltfeds, but I'll make it out of this trap.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 12:51:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By furball75:
Just remember say NO to wing hunts




Man why did you have to remind me of that,,
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:10:52 PM EST
wing hunts?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:19:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By inferno715:
wing hunts?



You dont want to know.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:24:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By cyrax777:

Originally Posted By inferno715:
wing hunts?



You dont want to know.



Does it have something to do with... the Moon?
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:43:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By PointlessSilly:

Originally Posted By cyrax777:

Originally Posted By inferno715:
wing hunts?



You dont want to know.



Does it have something to do with... the Moon?




You just dont want to know. It will scar you
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:45:44 PM EST
I got Marpat ya can borrow............
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:47:28 PM EST
Is she meeting you at Burger King?

If so, she posted a message:

Link Posted: 10/15/2004 1:54:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By inferno715:
think positive, don't complain, have a great time!!! good luck taxman!



Not much chance of any of that happening in this case.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:08:24 PM EST
no camera!! ok, stick it in her shitter, and then draw us a picture.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 2:12:58 PM EST
Remember,

Proper first date ettiquette requires you to ensure that you clean your ears with your own car keys.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 4:23:21 PM EST
Well I never heard back from her. So nothing happened, damnit
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 4:25:43 PM EST
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 4:26:28 PM EST
the night's not over yet.
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 4:26:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.




I have an UZI, no jergens, I got some fast orange around here somewhere...
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 4:27:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.




I have an UZI, no jergens, I got some fast orange around here somewhere...




Get ya a nice piece of slab bacon, do it for ramadan
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:28:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Well you still have an uzi and jergens lotion.




I have an UZI, no jergens, I got some fast orange around here somewhere...




Get ya a nice piece of slab bacon, do it for ramadan







SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/15/2004 7:56:30 PM EST
so does bacon like actually work? I always thought that tender steak was better? you have to heat it up first though.
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