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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:46:38 AM EST
I saw something kind of funny here at the crazy University of Minnesota. Today in the student union the campus Athiests were giving out Oreo cookies to anyone who would "sell their soul" for one. They had a counter next to them saying how many souls they had harvested. Pretty crazy stuff. So would you sell your soul for an Oreo?

Poll coming.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:48:23 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:48:51 AM EST
Sorry, I only believe in double stuffed oreo's.

Now, double stuffed: My left sole - yes - but not my right one.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:49:16 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 10:49:47 AM EST by POWER03]
Only if that Oreo was Haile Berry.

And believe me, she'd be double stuffed.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:49:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
I would urinate on a DU member for an Oreo! I would do so on a frenchman for free.



+1
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:50:08 AM EST
Oreo.. no.

Klondike bar.... heck yeah!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:51:46 AM EST
Foolish...
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:53:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 10:57:29 AM EST
I'd do it, simply because it would be an easy way to trick a sucker out of an Oreo.

Obviously, I CANNOT sell my soul, even if I wanted to, and agreeing to it would not make it so - therefore I'd agree to it because I'd be getting an Oreo for free, and free food can never be ignored!!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:01:38 AM EST
Speaking of eBay - Ya know what I'd do - I'd buy one of those holy water sprinlers off of eBay and sprinkle holy water on the atheists to see if little puffs of acidy smoke simmer off of their skin (like it does on vampires).
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:01:50 AM EST
I ain't got no soul...
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:04:07 AM EST
I'm sure the majority of their customers were frat guys who thought it would be a great joke.

I would not sell my soul for an Oreo.

A wheel of Brie cheese is a completely different story, though.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:07:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By POWER03:
Only if that Oreo was Haile Berry.

And believe me, she'd be double stuffed.



+1x1000.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:10:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/16/2004 11:12:08 AM EST by PennvilleBill]

Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
I would urinate on a DU member for an Oreo! I would do so on a frenchman for free.



+2
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:18:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I'm sure the majority of their customers were frat guys who thought it would be a great joke.

I would not sell my soul for an Oreo.

A wheel of Brie cheese is a completely different story, though.



Actually these members looked like your typical malnourished greasy-haired liberals.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:22:23 AM EST
That is stupid. Everybody knows that the contract is invalid unless it is signed in blood. I doubt they were doing that. Take the free cookie. Suckers!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:31:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
I would urinate on ...............on a frenchman for free.



.....but he would probably enjoy it...........
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:40:05 AM EST
no
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:41:46 AM EST
Those aethiests have nothing good to look forward to after they die anyway. At least i do!
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:45:59 AM EST
Can I see the Oreo?
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:51:48 AM EST
I don't know whether I have a soul or not, but I sure as hell ain't taking a chance for a damn cookie.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 11:57:42 AM EST
Everyone knows that souls can only be traded to deities of at least level 4. Therefore, a verbal agreement with a mortal regarding the sale of a soul is clearly void.
Link Posted: 9/16/2004 12:00:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By WI_Rifleman:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:
I'm sure the majority of their customers were frat guys who thought it would be a great joke.



Actually these members looked like your typical malnourished greasy-haired liberals.



I'm sure the members were greasy-haired liberals, I was talking about their customers.
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