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Posted: 3/12/2006 2:35:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2006 2:39:02 PM EDT by macro]
Spend the day at an armory shooting anything they had free of charge?
Full auto M16's, MP5's, .50BMG rifles.....anything they have, as much ammo as you feel like going through....sun up till sun down.

Purely a hypothetical question...whats worth more to you....a half hour with your dream girl.....or...say 12-14 hours with hundreds of thousands of rounds and plenty of weapons to fire them through?

Here is another one in the same vain......

If you could have a "shopping spree" at the same armory...and you were given 15 minutes to take everything you could fit into an 8" pickup truck bed....to keep permanently for yourself.........or.....you could date the girl of your dreams (model, movie star, music artist, etc) as a steady girlfriend.......which would you choose?


Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:36:36 PM EDT
Armory.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:36:40 PM EDT
Id go with the guns.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:36:55 PM EDT
Guns always will win!

Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:38:07 PM EDT
Hmmm. I think I'd go with the chick for the short term but then the guns for the long term.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:38:21 PM EDT
I have yet to have sex with a super model, but I have fired at least 5 types of MGs.


Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:38:49 PM EDT
I have already fucked a couple of incredibly hot girls, but I have never fired a full auto....
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:15 PM EDT
Lindsay Lohan all the way!
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dolanp:
Hmmm. I think I'd go with the chick for the short term but then the guns for the long term.



+1


BC
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:43 PM EDT
I'd go with the guns over the sex-with-supermodel, and shopping spree over dating Alizee.

Guns are forever. Supermodels, musicians, actresses are not.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:39:50 PM EDT
First scenario, guns.

Second scenario, girl.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:40:22 PM EDT
Just remember,when your having sex,all you have to do is close your eyes and she can become whoever you want her to be
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:40:30 PM EDT
How about a 30 minute romp while firing a 50 BMG!

"Watch out for the hot brass, hon. It may burn your ears a mite on the downstroke!"

Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:41:10 PM EDT
Truckload of C3, after that the chickies will come a runnin'.......



Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:42:04 PM EDT
Shit all I need is 2 minutes
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:42:13 PM EDT
Class 3 toys to keep.

If i need cash sell one for a few thousand dollars, take the hot chick on a date and spend the whole night with her.

I still have lots of class 3s, and I got hours rather than minutes with the girl.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:42:14 PM EDT
Guns.

It will still be cheaper in the ling run.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:43:54 PM EDT
I only would last about 1 minute...Could I go to the range with the Class III stuff after
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:45:08 PM EDT
OK, who's the fag?
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:45:51 PM EDT
Good looking women are no better sex partners than homely ones. In fact, I've found that the homlier ones are usually the hottest sex partners. Really good looking women are too used to getting their own way and too used to having men falling all over trying to please them. They just don't get that excited about pleasing you and me. At least that's my experience from knowing several really good looking women, including a 7 year marriage to a girl that was homecoming queen, captain of the cheerleading squad, beauty contest winner, etc, etc.

Not trying to insult good looking women, just one mans experience.

BTW, I voted for the truckload of class 3 toys.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:49:30 PM EDT
can it be whatever girl i want?
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:49:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2006 2:53:49 PM EDT by GrumpyM4]
Supermodel. Hands down.

I can go to vegas and rent MG's, or oregon, or knob creek, etc, etc, etc.

But to be able to say that you got to bone the hell out of <insert supermodel name here> even if just for 30 minutes, well, that would be a whole hell of allot cooler then being able to say "Hey guys, I just got to shoot an mp-5 (or insert any other gunhere..minigun, ma duce, m-249, m-60 etc, etc, etc)." and then have everybody else go ho-hum, been there done that, yawn and go back to watching tv or beating off to a pic of a supermodel in an underware magazine.

I'll take the supermodel thanks.

BUT, if it were a free "shopping spree" where I got to keep all above said stuff or take above said supermodel as companion for life....weeeeeelllllll the opposite would have to be true.

Its easier to feed guns then a supermodel. The guns are cheaper and don't bitch about everything you do, or expect you to take them out to $500 a plate dinners every night.

Guns also don't get addicted to coke, become anorexic, ask you all the time "do these grips make me look fat?", and they don't care if you fondle another gun or ignore them in your gunsafe for months on end.


Chris
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:51:02 PM EDT
lets see Elle McPherson,,,,,I own all the others I want
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:53:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:53:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GrumpyM4:
Supermodel. Hands down. Knees Down, ass in the air






Fixed it
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:53:49 PM EDT
with a Truckload of Class III toys, i can buy me a super model..
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:55:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
with a Truckload of Class III toys, i can buy me a super model..



Then do so and report back here with pics.

Prove it.

Chris
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:57:12 PM EDT
I was all over the dreamgirl there for a moment... until I saw the part where you get to take the C3 stuff home


I can still have my dreamgirl anytime I want
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:58:10 PM EDT
All you suckers that picked the truck load of guns are stupid!!! How many do you think you can get in an 8" truck bed? 1 pistol? Maybe two!
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 2:59:48 PM EDT
Have you seen some of the chicks they call "super" models?? yaaack

Give me some class 3 stuff.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:02:43 PM EDT
Class III stuff... No matter how hot she is - someone - somewhere is sick of her shit. And sooner or later you will be too.

Magoo
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:03:20 PM EDT
30 minutes? Can I get a rebate for the other 29 minutes and still get the armory?


Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:07:38 PM EDT
The super models...

Been there done that.

Can I bring the super models with me when I shoot?


GM
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:07:58 PM EDT
I'll take the day at the range.

I'd just end up putting the supermodel in a "furry" costume anyway.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:09:59 PM EDT
I absolutely LOVE guns.......................but i LOVE pussy more.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:11:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
All you suckers that picked the truck load of guns are stupid!!! How many do you think you can get in an 8" truck bed? 1 pistol? Maybe two!



8 inch truck bed? Are you thinking of one of those for door mini pickups with the little beds?

When I see "Truckload of class III toys", the first thing that comes to mind is a Peterbuilt pulling a 52 foot trailer.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:13:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cataclysm:

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
All you suckers that picked the truck load of guns are stupid!!! How many do you think you can get in an 8" truck bed? 1 pistol? Maybe two!



8 inch truck bed? Are you thinking of one of those for door mini pickups with the little beds?

When I see "Truckload of class III toys", the first thing that comes to mind is a Peterbuilt pulling a 52 foot trailer.

Not me man, the OP apparently has a pick up with an 8" bed!
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:15:09 PM EDT
I'll take the vagina for 30, Alex.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:15:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:16:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2006 3:16:58 PM EDT by TheLibertarianMind]
I have fired machine guns before, and it is the most fun you can have with your pants on, and usualy with your pants off too.

Shopping spree all the way.

Women come and go, guns are forever.

edit for spelling
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:20:43 PM EDT
I'm sorry, no vagina is worth more than a truck full of class 3 weapons.
And besides, who's to say you won't find a supermodel that just happens to be aroused by machine gun fire?
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:26:59 PM EDT
I'm already married to a supermodel.

I'll take the truckload, please.

Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:30:23 PM EDT
Chick for the 30 minutes over the armory. Shit, I could go three or four times in 30 minutes.

Guns for the long-term choice. Supermodels and other celebs are not "dating" material; they are fucking material.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:31:52 PM EDT
Oh, no question,shooting full auto guns all day would be better than 30 minutes of sex with a super model. In fact ,it's been so long it would probably be only 5 minutes so I'll go with the day at knob creek or something like it.
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:32:27 PM EDT
Class 3 toys and then with that I go and kidnap a super model. Any one wants to go stalking with me?
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:33:04 PM EDT
My wife is up.

I vote guns.


______________________________


Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:34:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2006 3:36:38 PM EDT by Cahill]
How about BOTH! Doing a chick while shooting full auto


Anyone who answered GUNS must be over 40 and no longer have a dick that works.


Jesus guys!

Guns are cool and all but there's nothing better than pie

+1 on selling the truckload of calss three for hookers and blow
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:35:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:
All you suckers that picked the truck load of guns are stupid!!! How many do you think you can get in an 8" truck bed? 1 pistol? Maybe two!



You haven't seen how I can stack shit up!

It might tip over if I hit a bump on the way home, but by God I'll empty the place and get it off-site!!!


C3 puts out faster and hotter and cheaper and with less bullshit talkback gum-flapping whining everytime than any supermodel.
FA FTW!!!
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:35:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By passgas55:
Class 3 toys and then with that I go and kidnap a super model. Any one wants to go stalking with me?




I'm in!
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 3:37:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BlueCrusader:

Originally Posted By dolanp:
Hmmm. I think I'd go with the chick for the short term but then the guns for the long term.



+1


BC



+2

I am having a difficult time deciding between Lindsay Lohan before snorted half of Columbia, or with Kristanna Loken (GIS) .
Link Posted: 3/12/2006 4:27:42 PM EDT
You guys are a bunch of noobs, the whole lot of you. I guess Im gonna have to school you on how its done. Watch and learn. The correct answer is, you take the supermodel for your girlfriend. Your puttin it to her right every night, dottin all the i's and crossing all the t's; she's gonna fall in love with you.

Phase 2. Your seen with her all around the world, now your a household name. Meanwhile your wearing that out, and partying like a rockstar every night. When things start to go south, you move onto the next step.

Phase 3. Since you stuffed her in the pooper, you post pix's, and you sell the tape. There's a couple million right there, not counting the tell all book you write about it. So now you'r sittin on a cool 3 million, and your a household name. Now you can get a new hot chick every night. And you shoot class 3 all day every day. And you own the truckload of guns. You get both all 4. And that is how you do it. Game over.
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