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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:14:03 PM EDT
[#1]
Yep...so I can say I pissed on Al Gore's head.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:14:11 PM EDT
[#2]
IPTP and sure I would. |
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:14:23 PM EDT
[#3]
IBTP
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:14:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Yeah, but after it burned out.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:14:44 PM EDT
[#5]
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Yep...so I can say I pissed on Al Gore's head. First one has it again. 
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:14:56 PM EDT
[#6]
Yes. Unless you are Ron Jeremy, you are not putting out any fires with your cock.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:15:22 PM EDT
[#7]
But Al invented the internet................. |
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:15:28 PM EDT
[#8]
No, but I would....(not turn this into a poop thread.)
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:15:40 PM EDT
[#9]
Maybe if I was pissing Everclear....
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:16:54 PM EDT
[#10]
I'd only piss on his head if it WASN'T on fire.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:18:05 PM EDT
[#11]
I would try to douse the flames............................with a bucket of kerosene
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:18:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Let to burn to ashes then piss on it.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:18:26 PM EDT
[#13]
Fuck no. I'd let the rising oceans from global fucking climate warming change put it out.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:18:36 PM EDT
[#14]
I'd try peeing around the fire
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:19:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:21:19 PM EDT
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Fuck no. I'd let the rising oceans from global fucking climate warming change put it out. touché 
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:21:55 PM EDT
[#17]
Yes I would, cuz piss stinks when put on a fire
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:22:22 PM EDT
[#18]
Is my piss even environmentally friendly anymore?
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:23:32 PM EDT
[#19]
You should add an option for the Gore daughters pie! As I remember they were both pretty hawt.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:23:36 PM EDT
[#20]
No. I would be too busy taking a video with my phone to post to teh interwebs.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:24:54 PM EDT
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No. I would be too busy taking a video with my phone to post to teh interwebs.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:26:04 PM EDT
[#22]
can i piss on it before?
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:26:09 PM EDT
[#23]
Fuck Al Gore
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:26:32 PM EDT
[#24]
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Yep...so I can say I pissed on Al Gore's head. 
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:27:43 PM EDT
[#25]
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:37:20 PM EDT
[#26]
Is it legal for him to make money off of these companies since he essentially had "insider" info in basically knowing that they were gonna go big and be pushed along by the govt??
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Posted: 7/21/2010 7:38:48 PM EDT
[#27]
That is one of the few situations in which I would not piss on the Goreacle, if given the chance.
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Posted: 7/21/2010 8:12:47 PM EDT
[#28]
Yes, But not where the fire was...
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:43:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:47:53 PM EDT
[#30]
Yes i would
But only if i drank enough the night before to make my piss flammable |
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:48:41 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: Yep...so I can say I pissed on Al Gore's head. Yup. Perfect excuse. "I didn't see a fire extinguisher, and I didn't have any water... I 'improvised'".
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:50:45 PM EDT
[#32]
Yes, but I'd re-light afterwards.
Best thread ever BTW. |
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:50:50 PM EDT
[#33]
I wouldn't piss on him, but I'd be happy to hook up an attack line and shoot him with a high pressure stream for several minutes.
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:51:18 PM EDT
[#34]
Al Gore's Aunt lived next door to my Grandparents in Missouri. I have pictures of her with my sister and I at Disney World.
Growing up, my Dad, who is a few years older than Al, used to beat his ass. Al was a wimp back then, too. 
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:52:21 PM EDT
[#35]
I'd shit on his head if I knew it wouldn't light my butt hair on fire.
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:52:27 PM EDT
[#36]
Yes.... the opportunity to piss all over Al Gore and claim it was in the interests of global warming to piss the fire out would be too good to miss.
Of course I'd run out of piss before the fire was fully extingushed and would proceed to stomp out the remaining flames as vigourously as possible.
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:52:41 PM EDT
[#37]
only if i was pissing 100 octane gas
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Posted: 7/22/2010 3:52:58 PM EDT
[#38]
There aint enough whiskey in Lynchburg Tenn to get me drunk enough for tippers pie! I voted no!
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:01:53 PM EDT
[#39]
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Yep...so I can say I pissed on Al Gore's head. First response wins again! |
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:02:08 PM EDT
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Yep...so I can say I pissed on Al Gore's head. Yup. Perfect excuse. "I didn't see a fire extinguisher, and I didn't have any water... I 'improvised'". Then I could say, At least I stopped Cranial Warming, or something witty like that
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:04:21 PM EDT
[#41]
If by "piss" you mean strike repeatedly with a pillow case full of rocks, then yes, I would...happily
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:04:24 PM EDT
[#42]
No, but I would try my best to put the fire out with a ball bat or cinder block.
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:13:18 PM EDT
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If by "piss" you mean strike repeatedly with a pillow case full of rocks, then yes, I would...happily I was thinking "pour gasoline" but yours works, too.
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:13:57 PM EDT
[#44]
Only in his mouth
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:16:07 PM EDT
[#45]
Burn baby, burn....
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:16:46 PM EDT
[#46]
Why would you put no as the first option?
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:18:25 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Yep...so I can say I pissed on Al Gore's head. Yup. Perfect excuse. "I didn't see a fire extinguisher, and I didn't have any water... I 'improvised'". Then I could say, At least I stopped Cranial Warming, or something witty like that "Al had a temperature." ALSO: "Did you say 'Cool off'?" "No... no, I didn't" "That's a shame." |
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:18:43 PM EDT
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Unless you are Ron Jeremy, you are not putting out any fires with your cock. Sig-line material alert. |
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Posted: 7/22/2010 4:30:45 PM EDT
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After several moments of thought I decided it was best to wait for the fire department to arrive. I would stand around and take some pics and notes for the tabloids I mean the Police.
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Posted: 7/22/2010 5:01:00 PM EDT
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Unless you are Ron Jeremy, you are not putting out any fires with your cock. Sig-line material alert. You'd be surprised what a group effort could accomplish. With regards to Gore, sure I would. But, my wife says my aim is poor, so I have an alibi if I hit everything but the flames. |
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