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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:01:41 PM EDT
[#1]
Mj can fondle my dondle for 20 large, yes.
Hell, if he sets that 20 large on the table as cash in 50's I might even enjoy the fondling long as I can keep staring at the cash! |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:02:39 PM EDT
[#2]
Yea 20 million sure.
That isnt taxed is it? |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:03:22 PM EDT
[#3]
What a fucked up dude!!!!!!!!
What kind of parents let their kids go to his house?!!!!!? Probably the money digging kind that would let their kid get molested for a chance at 20 mill. 
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:03:27 PM EDT
[#4]
Me, 20,000,000....Crap. yea.
MY kids..Fuck NO. I would rip his god damn nose off! ETA: and feed it to "bubbles" |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:04:10 PM EDT
[#5]
You have to read the story The Smoking Gun did on MJ and his new victim. It's insane!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/010605jackson.html The child's mother sees MJ licking her sleeping child's head, but does nothing about it? MJ shares alcohol with his little playmates, and he calls it 'Jesus Juice'. He watches all sorts of porn with them. Has the kid sleep for weeks on end in his bedroom/bed, etc, etc, etc, AND THE MOTHER DOES NOTHING! Insane! |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:04:16 PM EDT
[#6]
I'd fondle Janet for a few bucks!
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:05:27 PM EDT
[#7]
Wheres the "Fuck Yeah" option in the poll?
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:06:04 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm OPEN for business...
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:06:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Yeah, but I am a slut for 20 milllllllion dollars. How much is the plenty pack of Ivory now-a-days?
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:08:38 PM EDT
[#10]
ROFLMAO! |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:10:21 PM EDT
[#11]
LOL, funny topic.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:11:51 PM EDT
[#12]
There's nothing Jacko could do to me that 20 mil wouldn't wash off.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:12:09 PM EDT
[#13]
I'd finish him off with a reach around for 20mil.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:12:34 PM EDT
[#14]
NO THANKS!
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:13:28 PM EDT
[#15]
LIAR! |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:14:41 PM EDT
[#16]
 holy sheeeeit, THAT is fuggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:18:41 PM EDT
[#17]
Yeah, he's kinda purty now.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:19:42 PM EDT
[#18]
 OMG...They need to come up with an animated smiley that shows the damage to my moniter when I foam the beer through my nose!
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:22:18 PM EDT
[#19]
Nope. But I'd let Angelina Jolie molest me for 35 cents. Maybe less.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:24:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Id let her wirte me a bad check for that. |
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:31:59 PM EDT
[#21]
There's guys in Prison having sex for cigarettes. 20 million dollars will buy a lot of cigarettes.
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:33:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Before or After he finishes his Tranformation....
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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:33:34 PM EDT
[#23]
No, he paid for his cancer treatment. It was quid pro quo.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:06:21 AM EDT
[#24]
Nah, I dont think you have to RIP it off... slight tug and that fucker will fall off like meat simmering in a crock pot for 15 hours. |
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:07:13 AM EDT
[#25]
Damn, Frige! Ewwww.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:08:15 AM EDT
[#26]
OH and your "Poll" is fucked up... look at the choices.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:08:51 AM EDT
[#27]
Pitching only. I don't catch.
ETA: hmmmm 20 mil, I guess I could catch and kill him afterwards so nobody would know.... 
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:10:30 AM EDT
[#28]
You mean you can get a chubby with him standing buck nekkid in front of you?
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:14:41 AM EDT
[#29]
Damn.. |
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:16:06 AM EDT
[#30]
I'd hit it two times.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:16:40 AM EDT
[#31]
Hmm....
1. Will anybody else know? 2. Cash or check? 
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:18:16 AM EDT
[#32]
20 mil....for 20 mil I would sing the teletubbies theme song during the act 
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:22:08 AM EDT
[#33]
Ew... and then what? he gets his babymaking dick snot all over you? NO WAY!!!
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:23:08 AM EDT
[#34]
Picturing Yasmine Bleeth in my mind already... |
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:24:52 AM EDT
[#35]
For 20 Mil.....I could convince him that I was a virgin. Its not like he has any experience with women....
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:25:49 AM EDT
[#36]
Yasmine Bleeth with a weenie. Yea. Ok.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:25:55 AM EDT
[#37]
You would "assume the position" in a heartbeat for 20 mil. Gargle with his biz too
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:26:41 AM EDT
[#38]
Once for money and once for love? |
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:28:37 AM EDT
[#39]
You know you people amaze me. What the hell do you think MJ would go after you for? You are all over the age of 12!! 4xy... YOU ARE A FEMALE AND OVER 12... you have 2 strikes against you. You would have better luck winning a dream date with the corpse of the elephant man WHICH MJ owns BTW.
All of you... Stop dreaming about this fantasy making it with MJ and WORK for your money and stop looking to MJ as a Happy meal ticket to your financial bliss!!! 
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:29:36 AM EDT
[#40]
Better believe he'd be a dead fucker afterwards though. "Sign here. Thank you" {BOOM} |
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:30:16 AM EDT
[#41]
Theres a new meaning to "POT ROAST"
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Posted: 1/10/2005 12:50:51 AM EDT
[#42]
Sick bastard.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 1:40:10 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/10/2005 2:38:43 AM EDT
[#44]
where is the "hell fuckin yeah" on the poll??
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Posted: 1/10/2005 2:46:00 AM EDT
[#45]
Everyone saying hell yea would have a heart attack if they found out MJ was hung like John Holmes.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 2:49:52 AM EDT
[#46]
If i'm going to be f**ked in the ass for 20 Mil it's going to be by a real white guy, not a plastic bleached wigga freakyboy that looks like Liz Taylor!
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Posted: 1/10/2005 2:52:24 AM EDT
[#47]
So the 20mil for Jackson leaves you feeling over or under paid? |
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Posted: 1/10/2005 2:52:50 AM EDT
[#48]
Let this thread die.
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Posted: 1/10/2005 3:07:43 AM EDT
[#49]
Very underpaid…
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Posted: 1/10/2005 3:44:59 AM EDT
[#50]
Ride the rocket, BITCH
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