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Posted: 1/9/2005 11:00:56 PM EDT
MJ's first victim settled out of court for $20,000,000.000.

that, sir, is a lot of money! you want to grab my dick? 20 million sounds about right?
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:01:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 11:02:08 PM EDT by Specop_007]
Mj can fondle my dondle for 20 large, yes.

Hell, if he sets that 20 large on the table as cash in 50's I might even enjoy the fondling long as I can keep staring at the cash!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:02:39 PM EDT
Yea 20 million sure.

That isnt taxed is it?
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:03:22 PM EDT
What a fucked up dude!!!!!!!!

What kind of parents let their kids go to his house?!!!!!?

Probably the money digging kind that would let their kid get molested for a chance at 20 mill.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:03:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2005 11:09:59 AM EDT by 4xys2xxs]
Me, 20,000,000....Crap. yea.

MY kids..Fuck NO.

I would rip his god damn nose off!

ETA: and feed it to "bubbles"
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:04:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/9/2005 11:09:09 PM EDT by poink]
You have to read the story The Smoking Gun did on MJ and his new victim. It's insane!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/010605jackson.html

The child's mother sees MJ licking her sleeping child's head, but does nothing about it? MJ shares alcohol with his little playmates, and he calls it 'Jesus Juice'. He watches all sorts of porn with them. Has the kid sleep for weeks on end in his bedroom/bed, etc, etc, etc,

AND THE MOTHER DOES NOTHING! Insane!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:04:16 PM EDT
I'd fondle Janet for a few bucks!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:05:27 PM EDT
Wheres the "Fuck Yeah" option in the poll?
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:06:04 PM EDT
I'm OPEN for business...

Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:06:14 PM EDT
Yeah,  but I am a slut for 20 milllllllion dollars. How much is the plenty pack of Ivory now-a-days?
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:08:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Yeah,  but I am a slut for 20 milllllllion dollars. How much is the plenty pack of Ivory now-a-days?



ROFLMAO!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:10:21 PM EDT
LOL, funny topic.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:11:51 PM EDT
There's nothing Jacko could do to me that 20 mil wouldn't wash off.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:12:09 PM EDT
I'd finish him off with a reach around for 20mil.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:12:34 PM EDT
NO THANKS!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:13:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Citabria7GCBC:
NO THANKS!



LIAR!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:14:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:
I'd finish him off with a reach around for 20mil.



 holy sheeeeit, THAT is fuggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:18:41 PM EDT
Yeah, he's kinda purty now.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:19:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VT4meGunCtrlisAntiUS:

Originally Posted By ZW17:
I'd finish him off with a reach around for 20mil.



 holy sheeeeit, THAT is fuggin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





OMG...They need to come up with an animated smiley that shows the damage to my moniter when I foam the beer through my nose!
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:22:18 PM EDT
Nope.  But I'd let Angelina Jolie molest me for 35 cents.  Maybe less.  
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:24:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Barkinhound:
Nope.  But I'd let Angelina Jolie molest me for 35 cents.  Maybe less.  




Id let her wirte me a bad check for that.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:31:59 PM EDT
There's guys in Prison having sex for cigarettes. 20 million dollars will buy a lot of cigarettes.
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:33:25 PM EDT
Before or After he finishes his Tranformation....
Link Posted: 1/9/2005 11:33:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By poink:
You have to read the story The Smoking Gun did on MJ and his new victim. It's insane!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/010605jackson.html

The child's mother sees MJ licking her sleeping child's head, but does nothing about it? MJ shares alcohol with his little playmates, and he calls it 'Jesus Juice'. He watches all sorts of porn with them. Has the kid sleep for weeks on end in his bedroom/bed, etc, etc, etc,

AND THE MOTHER DOES NOTHING! Insane!



No, he paid for his cancer treatment. It was quid pro quo.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:06:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:


I would rip his god dam nose off!

 



Nah, I dont think you have to RIP it off... slight tug and that fucker will fall off like meat simmering in a crock pot for 15 hours.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:07:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:


I would rip his god dam nose off!

 



Nah, I dont think you have to RIP it off... slight tug and that fucker will fall off like meat simmering in a crock pot for 15 hours.



Damn, Frige!
Ewwww.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:08:15 AM EDT
OH and your "Poll" is fucked up... look at the choices.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:08:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2005 12:09:41 AM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
Pitching only. I don't catch.


ETA: hmmmm   20 mil, I guess I could catch and kill him afterwards so nobody would know....
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:10:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Pitching only. I don't catch.


ETA: hmmmm   20 mil, I guess I could catch and kill him afterwards so nobody would know....



You mean you can get a chubby with him standing buck nekkid in front of you?
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:14:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Pitching only. I don't catch.


ETA: hmmmm   20 mil, I guess I could catch and kill him afterwards so nobody would know....



You mean you can get a chubby with him standing buck nekkid in front of you?




Damn..
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:16:06 AM EDT
I'd hit it two times.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:16:40 AM EDT
Hmm....

1.  Will anybody else know?

2.  Cash or check?

Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:18:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/10/2005 12:34:00 AM EDT by 4xys2xxs]

Originally Posted By CelesChere:
I'd hit it two times.



 20 mil....

for 20 mil I would sing the teletubbies theme song during the act
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:22:08 AM EDT
Ew... and then what? he gets his babymaking dick snot all over you? NO WAY!!!
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:23:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Pitching only. I don't catch.


ETA: hmmmm   20 mil, I guess I could catch and kill him afterwards so nobody would know....



You mean you can get a chubby with him standing buck nekkid in front of you?



Picturing Yasmine Bleeth in my mind already...
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:24:52 AM EDT
For 20 Mil.....I could convince him that I was a virgin. Its not like he has any experience with women....
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:25:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Pitching only. I don't catch.


ETA: hmmmm   20 mil, I guess I could catch and kill him afterwards so nobody would know....



You mean you can get a chubby with him standing buck nekkid in front of you?



Picturing Yasmine Bleeth in my mind already...



Yasmine Bleeth with a weenie.
Yea. Ok.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:25:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Ew... and then what? he gets his babymaking dick snot all over you? NO WAY!!!



You would "assume the position" in a heartbeat for 20 mil. Gargle with his biz too
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:26:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CelesChere:
I'd hit it two times.



Once for money and once for love?
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:28:37 AM EDT
You know you people amaze me. What the hell do you think MJ would go after you for? You are all over the age of 12!!  4xy... YOU ARE A FEMALE AND OVER 12... you have 2 strikes against you. You would have better luck winning a dream date with the corpse of the elephant man WHICH MJ owns BTW.

All of you... Stop dreaming about this fantasy making it with MJ and WORK for your money and stop looking to MJ as a Happy meal ticket to your financial bliss!!!
 
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:29:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By ARDunstan:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Pitching only. I don't catch.


ETA: hmmmm   20 mil, I guess I could catch and kill him afterwards so nobody would know....



You mean you can get a chubby with him standing buck nekkid in front of you?



Picturing Yasmine Bleeth in my mind already...



Yasmine Bleeth with a weenie.
Yea. Ok.




Better believe he'd be a dead fucker afterwards though.


"Sign here. Thank you" {BOOM}
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:30:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DrFrige:

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:


I would rip his god dam nose off!

 



Nah, I dont think you have to RIP it off... slight tug and that fucker will fall off like meat simmering in a crock pot for 15 hours.



Theres a new meaning to "POT ROAST"
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 12:50:51 AM EDT
Sick bastard.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 1:40:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 2:38:43 AM EDT
where is the "hell fuckin yeah" on the poll??
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 2:46:00 AM EDT
Everyone saying hell yea would have a heart attack if they found out MJ was hung like John Holmes.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 2:49:52 AM EDT
If i'm going to be f**ked in the ass  for 20 Mil it's going to be by a real white guy, not a plastic bleached wigga freakyboy that looks like Liz Taylor!
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 2:52:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vito113:
If i'm going to be f**ked in the ass  for 20 Mil it's going to be by a real white guy, not a plastic bleached wigga freakyboy that looks like Liz Taylor!




So the 20mil for Jackson leaves you feeling over or under paid?
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 2:52:50 AM EDT
Let this thread die.
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 3:07:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:

Originally Posted By vito113:
If i'm going to be f**ked in the ass  for 20 Mil it's going to be by a real white guy, not a plastic bleached wigga freakyboy that looks like Liz Taylor!




So the 20mil for Jackson leaves you feeling over or under paid?



Very underpaid…
Link Posted: 1/10/2005 3:44:59 AM EDT
Ride the rocket, BITCH
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