Would you join my crew? (Sea Shepherd)

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Posted: 9/6/2010 10:02:03 AM EDT

Would you join my crew?

If I become insanely rich, I want to buy a boat or two and float around harassing the sea sheep while they attempt to harrass the japs.

Our sole mission would be to make the dirty hippies cry.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:02:48 AM EDT

[#1]

in.....

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:02:51 AM EDT

[#2]

Ice breaker could do a number of the whale fag ship.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:04:30 AM EDT

[#3]

You think small. Buy a surplus diesel sub, jury-rig a torpedo, and sink the SS Hippie in the arctic when no one's looking.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:05:28 AM EDT

[#4]

Reporting for duty.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:05:43 AM EDT

[#5]

Group buy on the mothballed USS Iowa?

Current pic:

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:05:49 AM EDT

[#6]

Will you provide a decent wage i could feed my family with? Will you have competant.sailors and officers? Will you provide death benefits? Dental?

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Posted: 9/6/2010 10:06:17 AM EDT

[#7]

This old Master Chief will serve if you'll except him.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:07:40 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Will you provide a decent wage i could feed my family with? Will you have competant.sailors and officers? Will you provide death benefits? Dental?

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I just want to know one thing...

Are you willing to die to see a hippy's tear?

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:08:29 AM EDT

[#9]

Im in!

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:09:57 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
This old Master Chief will serve if you'll except him.

MAC reporting

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:11:01 AM EDT

[#11]

I got dibs on being the primary gunner on anything over 25mm.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:11:36 AM EDT

[#12]

Contact a rep. from the Japanese whaling industry. Offer them your services. They have paid numerous boats and captains just to keep the SS at bay.

Once you have an idea, and an offer get back to me. I am so in.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:16:01 AM EDT

[#13]

fuck yeah!

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:20:17 AM EDT

[#14]

I know nothing about boats but I was a scout in the army and know stuff...

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:22:51 AM EDT

[#15]

Mmmm...37mm baton rounds, OC grenades, water ballons filled with whale blood, maybe even glass bottles full of butyric acid-after all, it's only rancid butter, why would the hippies object to having rancid butter hurled at them or launched into their wheelhouse with an air cannon?

You guys are thinking small with your cannons. Make them suffer, mock them publicly and then, when they think it can't get any worse, hit them with a prop fouler and then taunt them as they float dead in the water.

And a satphone jammer would also be handy-that way they couldn't make their little updates or call for help.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:29:00 AM EDT

[#16]

In, can I wear my:

I hate hippies t-shirt
The only good seal pup, is a dead one, ballcap
And finally get to show-off my, Japan eat a dick Kilt. I'm Irish, just representing, yo!

Can I call you Capt. PATCH? And I can swim.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:31:03 AM EDT

[#17]

Will you need Gunners Mates????.........................you gotta have some Gunners Mates!!!!!!

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:40:14 AM EDT

[#18]

In.

Never been on a boat sober in my life. We'll see how this goes

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:41:09 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Would you join my crew?

If I become insanely rich, I want to buy a boat or two and float around harassing the sea sheep while they attempt to harrass the japs.

Our sole mission would be to make the dirty hippies cry.

Only if we get small arms and a turn at the Harpoon gun

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:41:11 AM EDT

[#20]

I'm in. I love boats.

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:45:46 AM EDT

[#21]

IN!!!!

Will our boat have bacon and other meat?

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:49:08 AM EDT

[#22]

What kind of benefits? Dental?

Can I drive?

Weekends off?

I already have plans for Christmas so I'm going to need some time off.

This isn't going to be an all dude ship is it?

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:51:20 AM EDT

[#23]

This would be the shortest cruise in history if you actually went in with the thought of disabling the ship. I would personally want to have fun with it. Get some water balloon launchers and launch various scrap at them just to get the ratings up.

Then we start skinning seals on deck after we get their prop fouled just to get them crying before launching the tear gas to really pull out the wailing. We can board the ship and capture the hippies to harvest their tears to sell to the japanese for whale sushi seasoning to recoup the price of the entire cruise!

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:52:04 AM EDT

[#24]

but we have to use this for ammo ...

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:54:43 AM EDT

[#25]

If you need a boarding party, I'm in !

Posted: 9/6/2010 10:54:50 AM EDT

[#26]

Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:00:17 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies

We serve veggies, but they are wrapped in whale meat, wrapped in bacon meat.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:01:28 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies

We serve veggies, but they are wrapped in whale meat, wrapped in bacon meat.

Atomic Whale Turds?

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:08:20 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Would you join my crew?

If I become insanely rich, I want to buy a boat or two and float around harassing the sea sheep while they attempt to harrass the japs.

Our sole mission would be to make the dirty hippies cry.

dude, i would so watch that on TV

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:08:52 AM EDT

[#30]

I haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:09:07 AM EDT

[#31]

I want to sign up. I was ready to hunt the Somali pirates on the Russian yacht but that was a bust... hunting hippie pirates is just as good in my book!

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:13:51 AM EDT

[#32]

No. I wouldn't join your crew.
The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:16:15 AM EDT

[#33]

Sign me up.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:17:41 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

I haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

Have you forgiven the English?

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:17:51 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

No. I wouldn't join your crew.

The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.

Reading fail?

The point is to harass the Sea Shepard.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:18:49 AM EDT

[#36]

I get really sea sick. I would love to make hippies cry but I will stick to cutting trees or killing small furry creatures to taste the sweet hippy tears

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:19:03 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

I haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

Irrelevant.

Reading Is Fun.

OUR SOLE MISSION IS TO MAKE DIRTY HIPPIES CRY.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:19:58 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

No. I wouldn't join your crew.

The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.

i would so watch this on TV too.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:20:58 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies

We serve veggies, but they are wrapped in whale meat, wrapped in bacon meat.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:22:41 AM EDT

[#40]

Sure. If I was stupid rich and had nothing better to do then bother dirty hippys.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:26:35 AM EDT

[#41]

I'm in, but only if we can have fun chasing some Somali asspirates, oh and I never want to pay taxes again..

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:28:52 AM EDT

[#42]

Don't need a boat for that, just a chainsaw.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:30:48 AM EDT

[#43]

Ex-sailor, radar electronic tech, I will guide you right to the target, I'm good with a .50 too

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:30:59 AM EDT

[#44]

Can we drink whale blood and eat sea eagle drumsticks?

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:31:52 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Ex-sailor, radar electronic tech, I will guide you right to the target, I'm good with a .50 too

Nice. You'll be the galley bitch! I mean chef.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:32:30 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No. I wouldn't join your crew.
The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.

Reading fail?

The point is to harass the Sea Shepard.

From what I read, it's the Sea Shepherd harasing the sea sheep.

Whatever the boat is called, there are no people taking care of logistics, navigation, food, laundry, supplies, medical, dental, engine maintenance and repair, and whatever else it takes to run a big ship.

Posted: 9/6/2010 11:32:43 AM EDT

[#47]

I am glad that I am not the only one ..... my wife thinks I have lost my mind.....

I wanted to get a wood chipper to hurl the whale parts back at the hippies..... or is that going overboard ?