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Posted: 9/6/2010 10:02:03 AM EDT
Would you join my crew?

If I become insanely rich, I want to buy a boat or two and float around harassing the sea sheep while they attempt to harrass the japs.

Our sole mission would be to make the dirty hippies cry.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:02:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 10:03:08 AM EDT by gwitness]
in.....
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:02:51 AM EDT
Ice breaker could do a number of the whale fag ship.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:04:30 AM EDT
You think small. Buy a surplus diesel sub, jury-rig a torpedo, and sink the SS Hippie in the arctic when no one's looking.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:05:28 AM EDT
Reporting for duty.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:05:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 10:07:19 AM EDT by VacaDuck]
Group buy on the mothballed USS Iowa?

Current pic:


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:05:49 AM EDT
Will you provide a decent wage i could feed my family with? Will you have competant.sailors and officers? Will you provide death benefits? Dental?

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Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:06:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:07:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DKing:
Will you provide a decent wage i could feed my family with? Will you have competant.sailors and officers? Will you provide death benefits? Dental?

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I just want to know one thing...


Are you willing to die to see a hippy's tear?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:08:29 AM EDT
Im in!
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:09:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul:
This old Master Chief will serve if you'll except him.



MAC reporting

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:11:01 AM EDT
I got dibs on being the primary gunner on anything over 25mm.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:11:36 AM EDT
Contact a rep. from the Japanese whaling industry. Offer them your services. They have paid numerous boats and captains just to keep the SS at bay.

Once you have an idea, and an offer get back to me. I am so in.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:16:01 AM EDT
fuck yeah!
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:20:17 AM EDT
I know nothing about boats but I was a scout in the army and know stuff...
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:22:51 AM EDT
Mmmm...37mm baton rounds, OC grenades, water ballons filled with whale blood, maybe even glass bottles full of butyric acid-after all, it's only rancid butter, why would the hippies object to having rancid butter hurled at them or launched into their wheelhouse with an air cannon?

You guys are thinking small with your cannons. Make them suffer, mock them publicly and then, when they think it can't get any worse, hit them with a prop fouler and then taunt them as they float dead in the water.

And a satphone jammer would also be handy-that way they couldn't make their little updates or call for help.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:29:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/6/2010 10:43:28 AM EDT by turboscott]
In, can I wear my:

I hate hippies t-shirt
The only good seal pup, is a dead one, ballcap
And finally get to show-off my, Japan eat a dick Kilt. I'm Irish, just representing, yo!


Can I call you Capt. PATCH? And I can swim.

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:31:03 AM EDT
Will you need Gunners Mates????.........................you gotta have some Gunners Mates!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:40:14 AM EDT
In.


Never been on a boat sober in my life. We'll see how this goes
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:41:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By patchouli:
Would you join my crew?

If I become insanely rich, I want to buy a boat or two and float around harassing the sea sheep while they attempt to harrass the japs.

Our sole mission would be to make the dirty hippies cry.



Only if we get small arms and a turn at the Harpoon gun
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:41:11 AM EDT
I'm in. I love boats.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:45:46 AM EDT
IN!!!!

Will our boat have bacon and other meat?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:49:08 AM EDT
What kind of benefits? Dental?

Can I drive?

Weekends off?

I already have plans for Christmas so I'm going to need some time off.

This isn't going to be an all dude ship is it?

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:51:20 AM EDT
This would be the shortest cruise in history if you actually went in with the thought of disabling the ship. I would personally want to have fun with it. Get some water balloon launchers and launch various scrap at them just to get the ratings up.

Then we start skinning seals on deck after we get their prop fouled just to get them crying before launching the tear gas to really pull out the wailing. We can board the ship and capture the hippies to harvest their tears to sell to the japanese for whale sushi seasoning to recoup the price of the entire cruise!
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:52:04 AM EDT
but we have to use this for ammo ...

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:54:43 AM EDT
If you need a boarding party, I'm in !
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 10:54:50 AM EDT
Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:00:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCanuck:
Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies


We serve veggies, but they are wrapped in whale meat, wrapped in bacon meat.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:01:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By patchouli:

Originally Posted By TheCanuck:
Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies


We serve veggies, but they are wrapped in whale meat, wrapped in bacon meat.
Atomic Whale Turds?

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:08:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By patchouli:
Would you join my crew?

If I become insanely rich, I want to buy a boat or two and float around harassing the sea sheep while they attempt to harrass the japs.

Our sole mission would be to make the dirty hippies cry.



dude, i would so watch that on TV

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:08:52 AM EDT
I haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:09:07 AM EDT
I want to sign up. I was ready to hunt the Somali pirates on the Russian yacht but that was a bust... hunting hippie pirates is just as good in my book!
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:13:51 AM EDT
No. I wouldn't join your crew.
The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:16:15 AM EDT
Sign me up.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:17:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
I haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

Have you forgiven the English?
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:17:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
No. I wouldn't join your crew.
The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.

Reading fail?

The point is to harass the Sea Shepard.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:18:49 AM EDT
I get really sea sick. I would love to make hippies cry but I will stick to cutting trees or killing small furry creatures to taste the sweet hippy tears
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:19:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
I haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.




Irrelevant.

Reading Is Fun.

OUR SOLE MISSION IS TO MAKE DIRTY HIPPIES CRY.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:19:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
No. I wouldn't join your crew.
The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.

i would so watch this on TV too.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:20:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By patchouli:

Originally Posted By TheCanuck:
Fine but I'm out if you serve veggies


We serve veggies, but they are wrapped in whale meat, wrapped in bacon meat.



Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:22:41 AM EDT
Sure. If I was stupid rich and had nothing better to do then bother dirty hippys.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:26:35 AM EDT
I'm in, but only if we can have fun chasing some Somali asspirates, oh and I never want to pay taxes again..
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:28:52 AM EDT
Don't need a boat for that, just a chainsaw.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:30:48 AM EDT
Ex-sailor, radar electronic tech, I will guide you right to the target, I'm good with a .50 too
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:30:59 AM EDT


Can we drink whale blood and eat sea eagle drumsticks?

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:31:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CWDraco:
Ex-sailor, radar electronic tech, I will guide you right to the target, I'm good with a .50 too



Nice. You'll be the galley bitch! I mean chef.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:32:30 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VacaDuck:

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
No. I wouldn't join your crew.
The current members saying "yes" sound like a group of lazies who want to play mercenary. I would rather join a Disney Cruise ship as a waiter than be on the Sea Shepherd. Y'all are going to die at sea killing each other over the last jar of peanut butter.

Reading fail?

The point is to harass the Sea Shepard.

From what I read, it's the Sea Shepherd harasing the sea sheep.

Whatever the boat is called, there are no people taking care of logistics, navigation, food, laundry, supplies, medical, dental, engine maintenance and repair, and whatever else it takes to run a big ship.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:32:43 AM EDT
I am glad that I am not the only one ..... my wife thinks I have lost my mind.....
I wanted to get a wood chipper to hurl the whale parts back at the hippies..... or is that going overboard ?

Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:34:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Shockergd:

Originally Posted By California_Kid:
I haven't forgiven the Japanese for Pearl Harbor.

Have you forgiven the English?

Fuck no.
Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:35:13 AM EDT
Count me in!

I'd volunteer to use SCUBA gear to plant limpet mines.


Link Posted: 9/6/2010 11:35:57 AM EDT
I may have some skills that could come in handy.....
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