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Posted: 7/22/2005 6:34:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2005 11:03:48 PM EDT by SigSaurP228]
Here is my dilema.

I have a girlfriend, we are on very very rocky terms. This girl that I have always found very attractive (and she is oriental to boot) asked me to go out with her after work tonight (actually she asked me to come over). What would you do? We are on Rocky terms anyways?


Would you hit it?


I am not married or engaged

And I havent' had any Pie in 3 years.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:35:56 PM EDT
are you married or engaged? No? Well then it is YOUR DUTY AS A MAN, to tap that ass.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:36:20 PM EDT
Repeatedly
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:36:40 PM EDT
do the honorable thing and break up with the current GF first or forever be considered a scumbag
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:36:59 PM EDT
even if you are on "rocky terms", be a better man....dump your girlfriend then give it to the other one. just my .02
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:37:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:38:11 PM EDT
End one before you start another. But don't tell the second one you ended the first. That will make her want you less.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:38:39 PM EDT
yeah that is good advice, break up with your ex first.........btw whats your soon to be ex's number?
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:40:13 PM EDT
Like a retard on a drum set.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:40:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2005 6:42:12 PM EDT by VTwin60]

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Like a retard on a drum set.



that one's still my favorite


Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:


And I havent' had any Pie in 3 years.



WAIT A MINUTE. YOU HAVEN"T HAD ANY PIE IN 3 YEARS? AND YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!?!
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:41:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
yeah that is good advice, break up with your ex first.........btw whats your soon to be ex's number?



My soon to be ex is a liberal.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:42:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
yeah that is good advice, break up with your ex first.........btw whats your soon to be ex's number?



My soon to be ex is a liberal.



thats fine, its all pink inside
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:43:02 PM EDT
Gonna have to see pics of both women to decide....
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:43:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
do the honorable thing and break up with the current GF first or forever be considered a scumbag



Exactly right. Rough times doesn't mean you're free to do as you want.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:44:37 PM EDT
For having the nerve to ask that, please turn in your balls on the way out.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:44:57 PM EDT
Go over to the fortune nookie's, if you hit it, break up with the GF after. If you don't hit it, you still have the ex to patch up with.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:46:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GoGop:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
do the honorable thing and break up with the current GF first or forever be considered a scumbag



Exactly right. Rough times doesn't mean you're free to do as you want.


Rough times? Poor bastard has had a girl friend and no nookie in 3 years. That my friend is the definition of "rough times"
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:46:17 PM EDT
You hevn't had pie in 3 years? And that doesn't answer your question? She's just asking to be cheated onand if that's true and you're on rocky terms, she's gotta be screwing around.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:46:18 PM EDT

"But we were ON A BREAK!"

Can you call your girlfriend on your cell phone on the way over to the asian (oriental is PC non grata) chick's place, and explain that you "think we should see other people"?

After all, that is actually short for "I think we should see other people naked".

Jim
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:46:56 PM EDT
Hid dat shi boya!
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:49:13 PM EDT
Like a five year old ripping into christmas presents on x-mas morning.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:49:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:

Originally Posted By GoGop:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
do the honorable thing and break up with the current GF first or forever be considered a scumbag



Exactly right. Rough times doesn't mean you're free to do as you want.


Rough times? Poor bastard has had a girl friend and no nookie in 3 years. That my friend is the definition of "rough times"



Or being married....
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:54:42 PM EDT
Why the hell hasn't she given you any in 3 yrs?
Seems to me like a no brainer here. Go hit the fortune nookie!
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:56:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 6:58:39 PM EDT
Damn dude, she probably has already run around behind your back... 3 fookin years and no fun? Horrible man...


Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:00:22 PM EDT
Drop your so-called "girlfriend" like a moldy hot dog and hit this new chick till ya just can't boogy no more.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:00:44 PM EDT
Once you break up with the old one, no new ones will dig you.

They like the stink of another.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:01:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:14:32 PM EDT
Nail the oriental chic and then go to your girlfriends and see if you can pull off the old double play.

Then dump the bitch!
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:14:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By Demon123:
Why the hell hasn't she given you any in 3 yrs?



Her name is Debra Lynn, her BD is 3/28/'60, she's 5'4" and has long, brown hair--my ex.


You have my sympathy, hope things are better now. Expressing my love for my woman makes us both happy and is very rewarding.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:19:40 PM EDT
When talking to my late Grandfather about girl problems as a young man he used to say "m-dc, the best way through the last one is the next one" Wise words if I do say.
He had a few more like "m-dc, it is just as easy to fall in love with a rich woman as it is a poor one"
He had a ton of them, man I miss his wit.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:23:30 PM EDT
Post photos of both and we'll be able to make an educated decision.



Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:25:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2005 7:28:47 PM EDT by TheCynic]

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
And I havent' had any Pie in 3 years.



Does not compute.


eta: "Hit that shit raw, dog, and bail"
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:26:54 PM EDT
Do your duty and please that booty.

But yeah, first, break up with the other chic.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:27:40 PM EDT
Drop. Rinse. Repeat.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:28:45 PM EDT
if you do, you MUST be a man and tell her and let break it off.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:30:03 PM EDT
Break it off right now, over the phone if you have to. You haven't gotten any in 3 years? Are you serious? And this girl is your "girlfriend"? Are you talking about elementary school type girlfriend, like, you guys hold hands and eat lunch together and that's it?
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:30:50 PM EDT
3 years!
How could you not hit it??

TC

Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:33:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Thunderchild:
3 years!
How could you not hit it??

TC




She is a "Good Girl" however she has been going out to several bars after work recently.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:37:13 PM EDT
Call your current girl on your cell while driving to the new girls crib. Dump her, walk in, and then tap the new booty! 3 years?? Your palm must be like shag carpet and you're probably nearly blind by now!!
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:42:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/22/2005 7:42:37 PM EDT by SigSaurP228]

Originally Posted By s1rGr1nG0:
Call your current girl on your cell while driving to the new girls crib. Dump her, walk in, and then tap the new booty! 3 years?? Your palm must be like shag carpet and you're probably nearly blind by now!!



Yeah I am pretty blind and my palms are pretty callased
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:45:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:

Originally Posted By Thunderchild:
3 years!
How could you not hit it??

TC




She is a "Good Girl" however she has been going out to several bars after work recently.



She's been cheating on you. I don't even know her and I can tell you for nearly 100% certain that she's cheated on you. Dump her and run. FAST.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:46:06 PM EDT
And you need to ask?

Obviously you have deeper issues

Id be real with the girl. Have a plan so she cannot ambush you.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:51:27 PM EDT
Damn you!!

NO PIC's just jokeing

but still where are the pic's
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:54:34 PM EDT
Fuck her.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:55:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
Here is my dilema.

I have a girlfriend, we are on very very rocky terms.

And I havent' had any Pie in 3 years.



You may "think" you have a girlfriend but....you don't.

Commence hittage.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:56:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
do the honorable thing and break up with the current GF first or forever be considered a scumbag


+1

Never do anything until you are broken up.

Link Posted: 7/22/2005 7:58:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 8:05:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
I have a girlfriend, we are on very very rocky terms.

And I havent' had any Pie in 3 years.




Don't even worry about - go ahead and hit the new one. And there's no reason to give "Miss Rocky" any sort of explaination because she's not your girlfriend.

What makes that special girl special is one thing and one thing only - pie. If you're not having sex, then she's not your girlfriend, she's an acquaintence. Nothing more. You don't owe her anything. Non-sex girlfriends don't see you as a boyfriend. You're nothing but her Emotional Tampon there to listen to her whine and complain and make her feel good, while you get nothing in return. You also get to spend all your time and money on her and drive her places and take her out while she waits for someone else to come along that she feels is attractive enough to sleep with. But that's not you.

My advice is hit the new little cookie (or any others that come along), and when "Miss Rocky" asks tell her you have a date with another girl.
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 8:09:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 7/22/2005 8:10:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:

Originally Posted By VTwin60:
yeah that is good advice, break up with your ex first.........btw whats your soon to be ex's number?



My soon to be ex is a liberal.



I thought THEY were the ones who loved free sex?
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