Would you hit it?

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Posted: 10/25/2016 7:48:21 AM EDT

Cause if your answer was yes, you're a sick fuck.

1,000 pounds of woman hasn't left house in 25 years.. seriously how can you even live that long weighing that much??
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a57e5ec1-8da6-34d1-b2b2-ae47bc9817e8/ss_1%2C000-pound-woman-trying-to.html

Posted: 10/25/2016 7:50:41 AM EDT

[#1]

With a crane.

Posted: 10/25/2016 7:51:06 AM EDT

[#2]

Just what was OP searching for when he "discovered" this?

Posted: 10/25/2016 7:52:20 AM EDT

[#3]

i would be interested to see what that vagina looks like

Posted: 10/25/2016 7:53:20 AM EDT

[#4]

I bet she has this hanging on her wall.

Posted: 10/25/2016 7:54:51 AM EDT

[#5]

Her enablers aren't helping her.

Posted: 10/25/2016 7:56:45 AM EDT

[#6]

The old saying by Ron White no longer applies:

Posted: 10/25/2016 7:56:57 AM EDT

[#7]

Dem titties.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:01:26 AM EDT

[#8]

disgusting

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:05:00 AM EDT

[#9]

A more appropriate query would be...

Could you?

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:07:41 AM EDT

[#10]

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Cover in 50lbs of flour and find a wet spot.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:08:33 AM EDT

[#11]

Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter?

'Cause that's a damn 3 car canopy.... and enough whale oil to keep a fire burning from October till March.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:10:10 AM EDT

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Her enablers aren't helping are probably fucking her.

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FIFY

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:11:01 AM EDT

[#13]

Hit it?!

I am not even sure what it is!

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:11:39 AM EDT

[#14]

Damn, I can smell her just by looking at that pic.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:11:40 AM EDT

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i would be interested to see what that vagina looks like

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I'll send you a Pic or two.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:12:27 AM EDT

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Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter?

'Cause that's a damn 3 car canopy.... and enough whale oil to keep a fire burning from October till March.

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I was thinking more like the most horrible hurricane shelter.

Andrew and Katrina at their peaks couldn't move that ol' ton of fun.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:12:44 AM EDT

[#17]

Shed break my lil half ton pickup lol

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:13:11 AM EDT

[#18]

Id hit it like Negan

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:13:32 AM EDT

[#19]

I've never understood HOW someone can get that big.

It's not like she gets up whenever she wants for a sandwich.

This can only happen with someone enabling it.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:15:13 AM EDT

[#20]

I've got nothing.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:17:34 AM EDT

[#21]

Who in the hell is feeding this woman? She clearly has an accomplice. She couldn't possibly be getting her own food in that condition.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:18:19 AM EDT

[#22]

Wow.

That's pretty bad.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:18:47 AM EDT

[#23]

Your mama is so big Taco Bell, Burger King and McDonalds all built restaurants in her bedroom.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:19:51 AM EDT

[#24]

So... How does she go to the bathroom? How can she avoid infections, as I can't imagine her vagina or butt can be cleaned thoroughly.

How do her parents dress her, or change the sheets on the bed?

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:20:46 AM EDT

[#25]

how the fuck could you even find it to hit

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:22:52 AM EDT

[#26]

Get serious...

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:23:57 AM EDT

[#27]

Gravity makes it nearly impossible to avoid her. Makes "hitting it" involuntary once inside a certain distance.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:25:28 AM EDT

[#28]

I don't think it would be physically possible

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:25:30 AM EDT

[#29]

keto

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:28:42 AM EDT

[#30]

They'll need a crane, they'll need a crane
They'll need a crane, they'll need a crane
They'll need a crane, they'll need a crane
They'll need a crane, they'll need a crane

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:30:49 AM EDT

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The disgusting thing is that someone is feeding her lots of the wrong crap to make her that fat. Feed her veggies, fruit, lots of water, potassium supplements, and some sodium, along with chicken breast meat (no skin or sauces), and canned, or fresh tuna (again with no sauces and nothing else. Have a physical therapist work her a couple times a day. Tell her when she can waddle to the kitchen, and prepare her own food, she can have some variety in her diet.

People like that are seriously messed up, and really need help. She would simply die if no one took care of her.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:31:49 AM EDT

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Obvious answer.....roll her in flour, and look for the wet spot.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:42:24 AM EDT

[#33]

That's sad.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:42:31 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/25/2016 8:44:55 AM EDT

[#35]

Can't tell if thats sheet or clothes.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:46:28 AM EDT

[#36]

No. Ban the OP.

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:47:48 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Cause if your answer was yes, you're a sick fuck.

1,000 pounds of woman hasn't left house in 25 years.. seriously how can you even live that long weighing that much??
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a57e5ec1-8da6-34d1-b2b2-ae47bc9817e8/ss_1%2C000-pound-woman-trying-to.html

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/WN9PGuAMNvPg6qcbD6CYmg--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MQ--/http://slingstone.zenfs.com/offnetwork/22261ac5c02555441eff71edd824db78

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I'd fuck the OP before I fucked that..

Posted: 10/25/2016 8:55:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/25/2016 8:58:36 AM EDT

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Gravity makes it nearly impossible to avoid her. Makes "hitting it" involuntary once inside a certain distance.

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Scientifically speaking... this is the thread winner.

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:01:38 AM EDT

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Her enablers aren't helping her.

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In fact they are killing her.

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:02:09 AM EDT

[#41]

How does that even happen

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:07:52 AM EDT

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That's sad.

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Yes it is, she must be miserable! I couldn't imagine living like that, I doubt she can move, I'd imagine her bones couldn't support her own weight

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:07:55 AM EDT

[#43]

good to have around in shtf as it would beat sleeping in a Tauntaun.

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:10:26 AM EDT

[#44]

Her enablers are the sick ones.

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:14:43 AM EDT

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Yes it is, she must be miserable! I couldn't imagine living like that, I doubt she can move, I'd imagine her bones couldn't support her own weight

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That's sad.

Yes it is, she must be miserable! I couldn't imagine living like that, I doubt she can move, I'd imagine her bones couldn't support her own weight

It says she was born 11 pounds (likely to a diabetic mother I'd guess) had weight problems throughout childhood and had a stroke that left her bedridden when she was 11. This is in Egypt. My guess is she had uncontrolled diabetes----maybe from birth.

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:15:10 AM EDT

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It easy to poke fun at or say its disgusting but I feel sad for her. Bad part is that no one in her country will offer any help.

Posted: 10/25/2016 9:58:40 AM EDT

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It easy to poke fun at or say its disgusting but I feel sad for her. Bad part is that no one in her country will offer any help.

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It is sad and I hope she gets the help she needs, but she also needs to help herself.

For people in her situation there was a day when she woke up and said, "Fuck it, I'm not getting out of bed today.", and she hasn't been out since then. Conscious choice and all that.