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Posted: 11/2/2004 2:11:11 AM EST
Well?

Give her a "Tony Danza?"

Dirty Sanchez?

Pooper pics?

Anything at all?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:13:11 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:13:16 AM EST
You left out spanking. I'd make her blow me too.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:14:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By raf:
No, I would arrange for someone who I intensely disliked to do her, and have the best of both worlds.



Coming up on ten grand...

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:14:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
Well?

Give her a "Tony Danza?"

Dirty Sanchez?

Pooper pics?

Anything at all?



Hell, yeah. All of the above.

Of course, I have very low standards.
So that is not saying much for poor
Katie.


Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:14:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By twistedcomrade:
You left out spanking.


LOL.

OK, spanking is included, too.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:14:46 AM EST
Yeah I would, but I wouldn't enjoy it! I definitely think a little Dirty sanchez action would be in order....
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:16:00 AM EST
Rather just whack her repeatedly with a stick.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:16:33 AM EST
ibtl
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:16:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By CS223:
Rather just whack her repeatedly with a stick.


Your stick?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:17:03 AM EST
Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:19:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By BigJ491:
Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.



...and a wicked hot colon.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:20:23 AM EST
Not even with yours!http://ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_evilGrin.gif
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:20:28 AM EST
I would like to drill her liberal kerry loving ass out,clean my dick off in her shit spouting kommie pie hole and then dry my tool off in her hair.Toss a buck on the bed.......say thanks,zip myself up and leave.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:23:19 AM EST
guys, I'll take one for the team, and grudge f the hell out of her.

TXL
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:23:44 AM EST
i'd give her the "'ol pirate"
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:25:37 AM EST
Sure. Teach her a lesson
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:26:01 AM EST
...with extreme prejudice!
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:28:18 AM EST
Like an Apache.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:28:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By zepp:
i'd give her the "'ol pirate"


LOL. What the heck is that?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:29:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 2:48:57 AM EST by fight4yourrights]
I'd do a nice old CHILI DOG on her!


Take a dump on her chest and tit fuck it
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:34:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By BigJ491:
Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.



...and a wicked hot colon.



I'm so glad I did not see that. I can't believe she let them film her poop shoot. All in the name of "awareness" I guess.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:35:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By zepp:
i'd give her the "'ol pirate"


LOL. What the heck is that?




That's supposed to be an "angry pirate"... That's where you pull it out of her mouth at the last second, shoot your load in her eye, then kick her in the leg - so that she hops around on one leg, with one eye closed, going "arrggg"....(or so I've heard, hahaha)


- georgestrings
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:44:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 2:44:27 AM EST by rn45]
Here's the plan.

You take her to the top of a tall ravine. Strap her over a 55 gallon drum. Pull down her bloomers and go to work. When you're finished, you pull it out, pee all over her and kick her and the drum down the hill.

Howzat?
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:46:47 AM EST
Yeah, I like the "ol pirate". Dont know what it is, but sounds like fun
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:49:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:54:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By BigJ491:
Like a screen door in a hurricane. She's got amazing legs.



+1 on the legs.

The condition is that she would have to have a sock or my dick in her mouth at all times.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 2:59:49 AM EST
no
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:01:09 AM EST
No, because in the immortal words of Junior Brown:

"I'm faithful to my wife, and I don't ever break the law."

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:08:14 AM EST
In accordance with ARFCOM rules and regulations, I would ceremoniously stick it in her pooper, and post pics.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:12:25 AM EST
Hell yeah I would do her. Then leave her tied to the bed and call Rush Limbaugh and ask him if he wants some payback.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:15:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By YellowLab:
Yeah, I like the "ol pirate". Dont know what it is, but sounds like fun



It probably involves plundering her booty.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:15:43 AM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:17:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By rn45:
Here's the plan.

You take her to the top of a tall ravine. Strap her over a 55 gallon drum. Pull down her bloomers and go to work. When you're finished, you pull it out, pee all over her and kick her and the drum down the hill.

Howzat?



+1
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:21:01 AM EST
NFW. Not a grudge fuck...not even a mercy fuck.

I wouldn't get my tool within smelling distance of that nasty skank!
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:26:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By BigJ491:
I'm so glad I did not see that. I can't believe she let them film her poop shoot. All in the name of "awareness" I guess.



I stopped watching when I saw
her start drinking the GoEasy
juice...the thought of her "cleaning
out her colon" kinda ruined my
breakfast...


Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:28:40 AM EST
She could give me a Blumpie
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:35:17 AM EST
I want to feel those sexy legs of hers and give her the Big D
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 3:59:14 AM EST
I'd give her a dry run up the pooper then a dirty sanchez. After that I'd finish it off by peeing in her butt.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:03:06 AM EST
Of course I'd hit her. I hate her ideas but she still passes the base level of attractiveness. Besides, as rich as she is, I'd let her pay for everything and not feel bad about it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:08:43 AM EST
I'd ravage her like a rottweiller on a chiuhuaua...
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:13:08 AM EST
Without a doubt, I would bang her everway I could.

She would have to suck it first.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:14:23 AM EST
Nope, too old and dried up. She could give me oral pleasure, but I'm not working for it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:38:51 AM EST
only for the poper/pics for ARFCOM

LB
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:44:28 AM EST
No way. My dog couldn't get hard for her.

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:45:33 AM EST



That's supposed to be an "angry pirate"... That's where you pull it out of her mouth at the last second, shoot your load in her eye, then kick her in the leg - so that she hops around on one leg, with one eye closed, going "arrggg"....(or so I've heard, hahaha) - georgestrings



ROTFLMFAO...LOL!!!!
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 4:48:10 AM EST
Not even with your D**k
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 5:24:33 AM EST
Might as well get the thread locked.



After I got through with her she wouldn't be able to shit right for a month.
Link Posted: 11/2/2004 5:25:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By redfisher:
Not even with your D**k



+1

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 5:30:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2004 5:31:40 AM EST by BayEagle]


KOURIC -- FUCK YEAH!

Link Posted: 11/2/2004 5:31:00 AM EST
I give her a Brown Necktie.
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