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Posted: 8/9/2005 2:57:42 PM EDT
Enough beating around the bush.
 Pole coming. |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 2:59:04 PM EDT
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You must mean 'poll coming'. I hope anyway. I certainly wouldn't do her. |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 2:59:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Did that second line have a second meaning? *AHEM* |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:00:20 PM EDT
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Not even with your dick!
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:03:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Did the first? 
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:04:49 PM EDT
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you might want to, especially since she got that nasty sun cancer tan in Aruba, but I wouldn't even slap her with Olyarms' mangina
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:05:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:06:06 PM EDT
[#7]
Go for the pie, guys
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:06:18 PM EDT
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You could cover her face with the flag and do it for old glory.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:06:20 PM EDT
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Who's Bush are you talking about? |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:07:01 PM EDT
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only if you double-dared me
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:07:33 PM EDT
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Run and cover your asshole, Greta's coming! |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:08:16 PM EDT
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With Vandersloot's cock.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:09:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Does she have a crooked vagina too?
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:10:40 PM EDT
[#14]
Good 'ol Army motto. Be a man! Hit it!
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:11:23 PM EDT
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By crooked do you mean criminal/cheating or do you mean slanted (which could actually mean a bias, like political, or slanted in terms of on a weird angle)? |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:12:21 PM EDT
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...not with a stolen cock and a fire team pushing
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:13:31 PM EDT
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It's in reference to her mouth. She looks like a fisherman hooked her when she talks. |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:13:34 PM EDT
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I would not hit Greta with a stolen dick.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:14:26 PM EDT
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OK. It's funny on so many levels though. |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:15:43 PM EDT
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She's no Laurie Dhu.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:15:52 PM EDT
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I'd fuck her. Marsha Clark, too. I like powerful women. Come to think of it, I'd do Condi Rice in a pinch, but I draw the line at Hillary or Reno.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:18:45 PM EDT
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female? disease free? pulse?
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:19:48 PM EDT
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I bet she's a crooked-pussy freak in bed .... I wonder if she has just half an orgasm? like just one side of her body thrashes about? |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:20:28 PM EDT
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Her mouth doesn't move right, be a shitty bj.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:21:59 PM EDT
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Yeah, hard to get a good seal, the problem I am assuming would be present with her vagina also. |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:23:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:24:52 PM EDT
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I feel sorry for anyone who has worse than that at home....and you must if you'd do that.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:45:13 PM EDT
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If only to shut her up.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 3:53:11 PM EDT
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Hate F**k!
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:08:40 PM EDT
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I'd let her do me, no such thing as a bad "Lewinski"
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:39:36 PM EDT
[#31]
hell yeah!!!!
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:53:43 PM EDT
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You know you didn't have much to work with when that's what you look like AFTER plastic surgery.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:54:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:57:26 PM EDT
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DUPE |
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Posted: 8/9/2005 4:57:34 PM EDT
[#35]
No and not with one of the Sgt's Doll's dick.
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Posted: 8/9/2005 5:00:02 PM EDT
[#36]
Please don't be so graphic with your fantasies. 1.) Posting derogatory comments of a sexual nature.
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