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Posted: 8/9/2005 2:57:42 PM EDT
Enough beating around the bush.



Pole coming.


Link Posted: 8/9/2005 2:59:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Enough beating around the bush.

www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/picofday1402.jpg

Pole coming.





You must mean 'poll coming'. I hope anyway. I certainly wouldn't do her.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 2:59:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Enough beating around the bush.

www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/picofday1402.jpg

Pole coming.




Did that second line have a second meaning? *AHEM*
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:00:20 PM EDT
Not even with your dick!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:03:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Enough beating around the bush.

www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/picofday1402.jpg

Pole coming.




Did that second line have a second meaning? *AHEM*



Did the first?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:04:49 PM EDT
you might want to, especially since she got that nasty sun cancer tan in Aruba, but I wouldn't even slap her with Olyarms' mangina
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:05:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 3:06:06 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Enough beating around the bush.

www.glennbeck.com/picoftheday/picofday1402.jpg

Pole coming.




Did that second line have a second meaning? *AHEM*



Did the first?





Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:06:06 PM EDT
Go for the pie, guys
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:06:18 PM EDT
You could cover her face with the flag and do it for old glory.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:06:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Enough beating around the bush.



Who's Bush are you talking about?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:07:01 PM EDT
only if you double-dared me
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:07:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
Pole coming.



Run and cover your asshole, Greta's coming!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:08:16 PM EDT
With Vandersloot's cock.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:09:59 PM EDT
Does she have a crooked vagina too?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:10:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gaspasser:
You could cover her face with the flag and do it for old glory.


Good 'ol Army motto.

Be a man! Hit it!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:11:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 3:11:34 PM EDT by IAMLEGEND]

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Does she have a crooked vagina too?



By crooked do you mean criminal/cheating or do you mean slanted (which could actually mean a bias, like political, or slanted in terms of on a weird angle)?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:12:21 PM EDT
...not with a stolen cock and a fire team pushing
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:13:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Does she have a crooked vagina too?



By crooked do you mean criminal/cheating or do you mean slanted (which could actually mean a bias, like political, or slanted in terms of on a weird angle)?


It's in reference to her mouth. She looks like a fisherman hooked her when she talks.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:13:34 PM EDT
I would not hit Greta with a stolen dick.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:14:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Does she have a crooked vagina too?



By crooked do you mean criminal/cheating or do you mean slanted (which could actually mean a bias, like political, or slanted in terms of on a weird angle)?


It's in reference to her mouth. She looks like a fisherman hooked her when she talks.




OK.
It's funny on so many levels though.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:15:43 PM EDT
She's no Laurie Dhu.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:15:52 PM EDT
I'd fuck her. Marsha Clark, too. I like powerful women. Come to think of it, I'd do Condi Rice in a pinch, but I draw the line at Hillary or Reno.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:18:45 PM EDT
female? disease free? pulse?

Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:19:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 3:21:23 PM EDT by skid2964]

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:

Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:

Originally Posted By skid2964:
Does she have a crooked vagina too?



By crooked do you mean criminal/cheating or do you mean slanted (which could actually mean a bias, like political, or slanted in terms of on a weird angle)?


It's in reference to her mouth. She looks like a fisherman hooked her when she talks.




OK.
It's funny on so many levels though.



I bet she's a crooked-pussy freak in bed ....

I wonder if she has just half an orgasm? like just one side of her body thrashes about?
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:20:28 PM EDT
Her mouth doesn't move right, be a shitty bj.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:21:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Her mouth doesn't move right, be a shitty bj.



Yeah, hard to get a good seal, the problem I am assuming would be present with her vagina also.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:23:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:24:52 PM EDT
I feel sorry for anyone who has worse than that at home....and you must if you'd do that.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:45:13 PM EDT
If only to shut her up.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 3:53:11 PM EDT
Hate F**k!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:08:40 PM EDT
I'd let her do me, no such thing as a bad "Lewinski"
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:39:36 PM EDT
hell yeah!!!!
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:53:43 PM EDT
You know you didn't have much to work with when that's what you look like AFTER plastic surgery.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:54:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:57:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:



DUPE
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 4:57:34 PM EDT
No and not with one of the Sgt's Doll's dick.
Link Posted: 8/9/2005 5:00:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/9/2005 5:00:02 PM EDT by thebeekeeper1]
Please don't be so graphic with your fantasies. 1.) Posting derogatory comments of a sexual nature.
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