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Posted: 1/6/2003 5:17:33 PM EST
Although I am a vegetarian, if my life depended on it and the person was already deceased but wasn't expires too too long, I think I would do it. No I'M not talking about cunnilingus either!

How about you?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:19:00 PM EST
[#1]
You got someone in mind?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:19:49 PM EST
[#2]
Oh, that kind of eating...
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:20:13 PM EST
[#3]
Jennifer Lopez comes to mind!

But she would have to take, oh, a million, zillion baths first!

Eric The(PuffDaddyParkedHere)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:21:10 PM EST
[#4]
With Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:21:38 PM EST
[#5]
Quoted:
Jennifer Lopez comes to mind!
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Oh christ, I should have seen that coming.[:P]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:22:15 PM EST
[#6]
Hell, yeah I'd eat somebody and not think twice about it. If I'm starving and I've got a huge chunk of meat, there isn't really much to think about other than medium-well or well-done.

Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:22:20 PM EST
[#7]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:24:43 PM EST
[#8]
With enough Tabasco and garlic, almost anything is edible (think snails).

[}:)]

Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:25:08 PM EST
[#9]
I have been eaten more than once and I’m not even dead yet. [:D]

Not dead yet!

THISISME
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:28:03 PM EST
[#10]
Tobassco sauce makes anything better, [b]ANYTHING[/b]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:28:39 PM EST
[#11]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:30:04 PM EST
[#12]
Yes. I'd have to put something over their face 1st. Don't want them looking at me while I carve off meat.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:30:12 PM EST
[#13]
Quoted:
I have been eaten more than once and I’m not even dead yet. [:D]

Not dead yet!

THISISME
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Interesting post# for this thread given your reply :-)




Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:30:29 PM EST
[#14]
Be sure to include a weapon and knife in the dinner pic.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:35:54 PM EST
[#15]
you mean like a plane crash in the andies?
sure.  meat is life.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:37:47 PM EST
[#16]
This sounds like a Venom inc. question [BD]...only if they are wearing a casio watch!! [:D]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:42:26 PM EST
[#17]
Without thinking twice.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:44:17 PM EST
[#18]
mmmmm..... a Hillary Double Demo with cheese a special secret sauce.....
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:47:34 PM EST
[#19]
Yup... I'd eat people, no problem.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 5:49:32 PM EST
[#20]
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mmmmm..... a Hillary Double Demo with cheese a special secret sauce.....
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Bill's "secret sauce".....EW!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:04:56 PM EST
[#21]
If that someone was Dana Delaney, hell yeah, I would eat her or either one of those two women in the new Miller Lite commercial.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:12:26 PM EST
[#22]
You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:14:10 PM EST
[#23]
I suppose that as long as it doesn't resemble anything in human form it would be tolerable. Mystery meat is a way of life. After all, you don't really think that unnaturally red meat in lo mein is really pork do you? (meow) And just what sort of meat cut DO they make Vienna Sausages out of?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:14:46 PM EST
[#24]
... Been eating [i]Soylent Green[/i] (secret ingredient in fast food fries) for years so ...


... Yeah
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:20:22 PM EST
[#25]
Me to the cadaver (assuming this is a plane crash or something like that):

"You don't collect firewood, you don't help with the shelter or laying out the signal markers...the least you can do is give me a hand with dinner."
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:20:31 PM EST
[#26]
Already dead and my life depended upon it?  Hell yeah!  Largest muscles in the body are the ass, so I guess I'd start there!  [;D]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:34:23 PM EST
[#27]
Quoted:
You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes]
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Are you being sarcastic? If not please read on:
You seem to be the only one that has a problem with my threads.
I think this is not a "weird-ass" question. You never know what's going to happen to you or where. If you don't think of these things ahead of time or mentally prepare you may die.

Is that weird?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 6:34:24 PM EST
[#28]
Ribs Anyone?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:04:07 PM EST
[#29]
I only eat vegetarians.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:17:09 PM EST
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes]
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Are you being sarcastic? If not please read on:
You seem to be the only one that has a problem with my threads.
I think this is not a "weird-ass" question. You never know what's going to happen to you or where. If you don't think of these things ahead of time or mentally prepare you may die.

Is that weird?
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And questions about whether board members fold or wad TP before they wipe their asses?  Is that a matter of life and death, too?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:19:20 PM EST
[#31]
Next Topic:

If you could carry a baby to term in your lower intestine, and give birth through your rectum, would you?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:22:19 PM EST
[#32]
Personally, I fold my TP...and yea, I would eat somebody if I had too. Anything's better than an ole' MRE.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:25:42 PM EST
[#33]
YES. I wouldnt enjoy it though (because I probably wouldnt have any good seasonings with me under the circumstances.) [:D]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:29:41 PM EST
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
You and your weird-ass topics, M4 [rolleyes]
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Are you being sarcastic? If not please read on:
You seem to be the only one that has a problem with my threads.
I think this is not a "weird-ass" question. You never know what's going to happen to you or where. If you don't think of these things ahead of time or mentally prepare you may die.

Is that weird?
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And questions about whether board members fold or wad TP before they wipe their asses?  Is that a matter of life and death, too?
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You've got to know when to hold em, and know when to fold em. I fold.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:38:57 PM EST
[#35]
Quoted:
Next Topic:

If you could carry a baby to term in your lower intestine, and give birth through your rectum, would you?
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If I'm not mistaken, I just did. I think it was a miscarriage though because it smelled really bad - decomposed.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 7:44:46 PM EST
[#36]
I guess I'd have to eat Halle Barry if it came to that.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:14:50 PM EST
[#37]
Kings 6:26-30: After invading Samaria, the Israelites are attacked by the Syrians, such that a famine occurs:

[i]"Now as the king of Israel was passing by upon the wall, a woman cried out to him, saying, "Help, my lord, O king!" And he said, "If the Lord will not help you, whence shall I help you? From the threshing floor, or from the wine press?" And the king asked her, "What is your trouble?" She answered, "This woman said to me, 'Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.' So we boiled my son, and ate him. And on the next day I said to her, 'Give your son, that we may eat him'; but she has hidden her son." When the king heard the words of the woman he rent his clothes. . . And while [Elisha] was still speaking with them, the king came down to him and said, "This trouble is from the Lord! . . . "[/i]

[url]http://www.truthbeknown.com/cannibal.htm[/url]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:27:28 PM EST
[#38]
Quoted:

And questions about whether board members fold or wad TP before they wipe their asses?  
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If you have a problem with humorous threads, then your in the wrong place. The "Do you ball or fold" thread was far from over the top compared to other threads I have seen here. From all the posts that thread got it seemed that everyone got the joke(except you?) and had a good laugh. So what?

Yeah, strange and at times a few of my threads maybe too much for some-shall we say those without a sense of humor? If you feel your too good to read certain peoples threads, then don't read them, and if you are just too good to read threads from those certain people then by god DON'T POST in them either!

I have never posted ANYTHING obscene or have ever been warned or disciplined by ANY of the staff/mods here. Also, if IIRC. You and MarkM are the only ones to have EVER complained about a thread that I have created. MarkM is just a board Nazi so his opinions don't matter to me or most of the other members here anyhow.

I hope you and I can be members of this board without future incident.
I wish you a pleasant day.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:37:35 PM EST
[#39]
...blend in 80 bags of Wick Fowler's Four Alarm Chili mix, 20 cans of tomato sauce, 6 dozen #8 cans of pinto beans, a dash of liquid hickory smoke, and viola — You've got enough chow to feed an entire AR-15.com army!

Next week: tamales for the holidays!
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:39:54 PM EST
[#40]
He's good people.
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:41:36 PM EST
[#41]
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He's good people.
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Who is?
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 8:48:46 PM EST
[#42]
Link Posted: 1/6/2003 9:09:39 PM EST
[#43]
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I only eat vegetarians.
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LOL
Link Posted: 1/7/2003 4:02:00 AM EST
[#44]
Link Posted: 1/8/2003 3:48:27 AM EST
[#45]
would you eat the head? suck the eyes out?
Link Posted: 1/8/2003 3:56:46 AM EST
[#46]
Yes I would eat ,but no liver.
Link Posted: 1/8/2003 5:00:06 AM EST
[#47]
This guy did.

[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=3940[/img]
Link Posted: 1/8/2003 5:04:20 AM EST
[#48]
I'm a descendent of a "Donner Party" survivor.



bon appetite'  [:|]
Link Posted: 1/8/2003 5:21:13 AM EST
[#49]
Quoted:
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Jennifer Lopez comes to mind!
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You could live for a month on just one ass cheek.
Link Posted: 1/8/2003 5:29:37 AM EST
[#50]
My nome de guer is wishfull thinking personified.
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