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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:15:54 PM EDT
Maybe if she was hot, but I never saw a hot midget before so I dont know.
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most of us would pork a snake if we could hold it still and nobody knew.
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Yes, if she was hot. But most midgets have those weird distorted facial features which aren't hot. Also, don't the chick midgets have some sort of fucked up thing going on with their body hair?
Does a really short chick like one (or both) of the Olsen twins count? I would like very much to perform acts of copulation with them. |
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I saw a pretty hot one once. Not only did she have a beard, but she also had a flat head to rest my beer on! |
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Fixed it for you |
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DAMN!!! Do a google image search for "midget". Some sick stuff!!! And sometimes funny.
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Dude.... Fuck... Yeesh... |
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The face looks Photoshopped in... Besides, I ain't never seen a hot midget...'cept at a sideshow during the Missouri State Fair in the middle of August. |
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Poor girl. Look at the scars on her legs. That's where they surgically lengthened her bones. |
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Nope. Not midgets for me. I would have no issues with a nice little 4'11' or 5' petite thing though. If she's any smaller than that, someone else can have her.
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+1 We have sunk to a new level. - BUCC_Guy I'd hit it though. |
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You're sick. Seek help! |
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C'mon guys... you wouldn't throw that girl in the pic a mercy fuck???
Cold heartless bastards, the lot of you! |
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Pics not working, but I guess I would bang a midget, as I used to say "Still warm still good"
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"Spinners" are one thing, midgets on the other hand ....though Merideth Eaton (Family Law) & Debbie Lee Carrington (Thumblina in Total Recall, Doreen "mini Mimi" on Drew Carey) aren't that bad looking. Neither is porn actress Bridget Powerz...........if you're into that sort of thing. Merideth Eaton pix (IMDB won't allow linking of pix) www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0247860/MHE1.jpg |
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I dunno if I would or not...maybe if she was really hot and had large boobies but some average one...probibly not.
Ever watch Maury on those opposites attrach, and they have those leg and armless people on there telling about their relationships with their normal bfs/gfs? Some sick shit there! |
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Fuck it, I'd do a midget. They usually have weirdly proportioned legs/arms, but you never know. That's probably some good stuff. As long as she was decent looking outside of being a dwarf, why not? Ya only live once.
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I'm dead sober dude. It's just a midget. It's not like some grotesque deformity. Like I said, if she was CUTE whats the difference? There's unique possibilities there that might be alot of fun. Ya only live once.
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Hmm. Guess that's one way to 'pretend' to be a porn star. Compensating for some defeciencies, huh? |
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So you are bagging out people who cant change what they look like and have had no say that they are small? Thats low Its like bagging out mentally retarded people or burn victims... You shouldnt treat them like a joke. |
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Clicked on the wrong thread. Am now very frightened and backing away. Carry on.
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Maybe it’s just me but she kind of has that Sara Jessica Parker Look about her will be able to confirm after I find my glasses. Anybody else see it?
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Nnnnnoo.
As I've said before, tiny chicks are awesome, but that refers to normally-proportioned wimmenz of 4'6" - 5'3" height, or thereabouts. Midgets and dwarves (or is that dwarfs? Not the guys with beards who craft shoes in stories and wield axes in RPGs, the other kind) do not appeal to me. |
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You aint well, bro! |
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