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Posted: 9/4/2004 7:15:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 7:49:00 PM EDT by AR82]
Maybe if she was hot, but I never saw a hot midget before so I dont know.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:17:38 PM EDT
Yes, just for the story.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:18:38 PM EDT
Only if I could stuff the pooper and post pics.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:19:17 PM EDT
Just exactly how tall would she be?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:19:20 PM EDT
most of us would pork a snake if we could hold it still and nobody knew.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:24:26 PM EDT
Yes, if she was hot. But most midgets have those weird distorted facial features which aren't hot. Also, don't the chick midgets have some sort of fucked up thing going on with their body hair?

Does a really short chick like one (or both) of the Olsen twins count? I would like very much to perform acts of copulation with them.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:24:52 PM EDT
hot + midget + same sentence........

Hmmm........... I call trap !
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:26:51 PM EDT
Someone post a hot midget pic.....
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:28:52 PM EDT
I know one and yes I would if I could.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:29:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR82:
Someone post a hot midget pic.....




I saw a pretty hot one once. Not only did she have a beard, but she also had a flat head to rest my beer on!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:29:46 PM EDT
Hell yeah, I'm nuts over midgets
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:30:13 PM EDT
um no
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:30:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
most of us would pork a snake if we could hold it still and nobody knewwe could post pics.



Fixed it for you
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:31:58 PM EDT
Only if she didn't tell anyone.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:37:10 PM EDT
You don't count.

You'd fuck a pony if given the chance.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:46:22 PM EDT
DAMN!!! Do a google image search for "midget". Some sick stuff!!! And sometimes funny.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:47:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 7:48:27 PM EDT by AR82]
After a <b>long</b> night at the bar, Id take this one home.


Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:48:41 PM EDT
Only if she was harelipped too. Harelipped midgets are HOT!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:49:26 PM EDT
No. They give me the hee bee gee bees...
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:50:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
most of us would pork a snake if we could hold it still and nobody knew.



I have seen that video......i've still got nightmares
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:52:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 7:53:06 PM EDT by FiveO]

Originally Posted By AR82:
After a <b>long</b> night at the bar, Id take this one home.


img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/804087/midget.jpg



Dude.... Fuck... Yeesh...
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:53:17 PM EDT
Ya, why not. There are worse things you can do.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:56:33 PM EDT
HOT MIDGET WITH FUZZY NIPPLES...?
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:57:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR82:
After a <b>long</b> night at the bar, Id take this one home.


img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/804087/midget.jpg



The face looks Photoshopped in...

Besides, I ain't never seen a hot midget...'cept at a sideshow during the Missouri State Fair in the middle of August.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 7:58:02 PM EDT
lmao


a midget botd thread


Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:01:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR82:
After a <b>long</b> night at the bar, Id take this one home.


img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/804087/midget.jpg



Poor girl. Look at the scars on her legs. That's where they surgically lengthened her bones.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:05:47 PM EDT
Nope. Not midgets for me. I would have no issues with a nice little 4'11' or 5' petite thing though. If she's any smaller than that, someone else can have her.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:07:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:09:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
members.cox.net/vseven/WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot.jpg



+1

We have sunk to a new level.



- BUCC_Guy


I'd hit it though.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:16:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:29:27 PM EDT
Bonus points if she was also epileptic...!

...!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 8:30:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR82:
After a <b>long</b> night at the bar, Id take this one home.


img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/804087/midget.jpg





You're sick. Seek help!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:10:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:16:19 PM EDT
C'mon guys... you wouldn't throw that girl in the pic a mercy fuck???

Cold heartless bastards, the lot of you!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:18:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 9:18:45 PM EDT by Mmanwitgun]
Pics not working, but I guess I would bang a midget, as I used to say "Still warm still good"
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:21:47 PM EDT
This may be the most distrubing thread I've read here yet.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:29:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/4/2004 9:31:00 PM EDT by RiffRandall]

Originally Posted By Charging_Handle:
Nope. Not midgets for me. I would have no issues with a nice little 4'11' or 5' petite thing though. If she's any smaller than that, someone else can have her.



"Spinners" are one thing, midgets on the other hand ....though Merideth Eaton (Family Law) & Debbie Lee Carrington (Thumblina in Total Recall, Doreen "mini Mimi" on Drew Carey) aren't that bad looking.
Neither is porn actress Bridget Powerz...........if you're into that sort of thing.

Merideth Eaton pix (IMDB won't allow linking of pix) www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0247860/MHE1.jpg
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:32:31 PM EDT
aint going to happen
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 9:35:34 PM EDT
I dunno if I would or not...maybe if she was really hot and had large boobies but some average one...probibly not.

Ever watch Maury on those opposites attrach, and they have those leg and armless people on there telling about their relationships with their normal bfs/gfs? Some sick shit there!
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 11:37:02 PM EDT
Fuck it, I'd do a midget. They usually have weirdly proportioned legs/arms, but you never know. That's probably some good stuff. As long as she was decent looking outside of being a dwarf, why not? Ya only live once.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 11:38:53 PM EDT
I guess some people are drunk right now.

Link Posted: 9/4/2004 11:44:52 PM EDT
I'm dead sober dude. It's just a midget. It's not like some grotesque deformity. Like I said, if she was CUTE whats the difference? There's unique possibilities there that might be alot of fun. Ya only live once.
Link Posted: 9/4/2004 11:48:25 PM EDT

Hmm.
Guess that's one way to 'pretend' to be a porn star.

Compensating for some defeciencies, huh?

Link Posted: 9/4/2004 11:53:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By hatebreed:
I'm dead sober dude. It's just a midget. It's not like some grotesque deformity. Like I said, if she was CUTE whats the difference? There's unique possibilities there that might be alot of fun. Ya only live once.



So you are bagging out people who cant change what they look like and have had no say that they are small?

Thats low

Its like bagging out mentally retarded people or burn victims...

You shouldnt treat them like a joke.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 12:08:10 AM EDT
Clicked on the wrong thread. Am now very frightened and backing away. Carry on.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 3:47:18 AM EDT
Maybe it’s just me but she kind of has that Sara Jessica Parker Look about her will be able to confirm after I find my glasses. Anybody else see it?
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:04:34 AM EDT
I may try to get a little.

Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:40:32 AM EDT
Yea sure.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:51:12 AM EDT
Nnnnnoo.

As I've said before, tiny chicks are awesome, but that refers to normally-proportioned wimmenz of 4'6" - 5'3" height, or thereabouts. Midgets and dwarves (or is that dwarfs? Not the guys with beards who craft shoes in stories and wield axes in RPGs, the other kind) do not appeal to me.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 4:51:20 AM EDT
This thread is worthless with pics.
Link Posted: 9/5/2004 5:09:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AR82:
After a <b>long</b> night at the bar, Id take this one home.


img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/804087/midget.jpg



You aint well, bro!
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