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Posted: 3/25/2009 10:23:32 AM EDT
My girlfriend just texted me asking if we could take a picture of me holding one of my AR's and her naked, on her knees holding on to me. I don't own any tactical or camo clothing or gear. Would jeans and a t-shirt suffice?

Maybe I'll just let her pose nude with one of my rifles and keep my mug out of the pics all together.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:24:17 AM EDT
quit braggin and do it!!!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:24:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/25/2009 10:26:19 AM EDT by TheMechanic48]
Originally Posted By Nutro:
My girlfriend just texted me asking if we could take a picture of me holding one of my AR's and her naked, on her knees holding on to me. I don't own any tactical or camo clothing or gear. Would jeans and a t-shirt suffice?

Maybe I'll just let her pose nude with one of my rifles and keep my mug out of the pics all together.
This is a good idea

Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:25:19 AM EDT
Wait ... your girlfriend offered to pose naked for you to take pictures, and your first instinct was to come to ARFcom for fashion advice.



Dude...
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:26:23 AM EDT
then put some up in BOTD.

better yet offer them up for viewing through e-mail.

Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:29:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:30:23 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Wait ... your girlfriend offered to pose naked for you to take pictures, and your first instinct was to come to ARFcom for fashion advice.



Dude...


NOOOO!!

I'm asking if it would make a cool pic or if it was a cheesy idea in general.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:31:59 AM EDT
Duh,

Get out of your moms basement and live a little.

Lost stupid questions on this site.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:36:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Nutro:
My girlfriend just texted me asking if we could take a picture of me holding one of my AR's and her naked, on her knees holding on to me. I don't own any tactical or camo clothing or gear. Would jeans and a t-shirt suffice?

Maybe I'll just let her pose nude with one of my rifles and keep my mug out of the pics all together.


Why are you here? Why arn't you taking pics? Why arn't you posting them in botd?


Take the pics, and be sure you post, or better yet email them to me.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:36:57 AM EDT
in what way would she be holding on to you on her knees??


either way i would say she is offering to get naked and take pics. i would do it and then get down to business!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:36:59 AM EDT
In,

and yes, take pics of her and post everywhere on the net.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:43:29 AM EDT
IN

..and
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:44:22 AM EDT
Post it in BOTD RFN!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:45:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Nutro:
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Wait ... your girlfriend offered to pose naked for you to take pictures, and your first instinct was to come to ARFcom for fashion advice.



Dude...


NOOOO!!

I'm asking if it would make a cool pic or if it was a cheesy idea in general.
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––––- Your head

It doesn't matter how cheesy it may or may not be. For Cod's sake, man, get of the computer and git yer gurl nekkid!!!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:45:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By walshy184:
quit braggin and do it!!!!


And email the pics to me.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:48:32 AM EDT
OST!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:48:40 AM EDT
botd tag
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:49:51 AM EDT
And tagged for pics.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:50:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By kmh:
IN

..and http://home.grandecom.net/~gotohale/worthless.gif


Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:51:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Nutro:
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Wait ... your girlfriend offered to pose naked for you to take pictures, and your first instinct was to come to ARFcom for fashion advice.



Dude...


NOOOO!!

I'm asking if it would make a cool pic or if it was a cheesy idea in general.


"Would that be a cool pic?"



HELL Yes it would if it was BOTD forum compliant and you posted pics in a new thread just about this in BOTD forum, otherwise fail, BS, and Ban Hammer Time.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:51:41 AM EDT
Not if she is an extremely large girl, otherwise start snappin them pictures.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:51:46 AM EDT
Take one today with whatever you have and post then post the link to the pic. Then tomorrow, get some combat gear, and take another series of shots.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:52:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
Wait ... your girlfriend offered to pose naked for you to take pictures, and your first instinct was to come to ARFcom for fashion advice.



Dude...


Damn Metro Sexual!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:54:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By houstonmike:
Not if she is an extremely large girl, otherwise start snappin them pictures.


5'1 102 pounds

She's at work right now so it won't be any time soon.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 10:58:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2009 1:36:39 PM EDT by ttushooter]
This thread is relevant to my interests

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Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:03:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Nutro:
Would this make a great pic?



Only one way to find out.

Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:05:09 AM EDT
Pics or GTFO!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:05:42 AM EDT
You actually have to ask?

Pics or gtfo.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:08:08 AM EDT
Dude, come on!
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:08:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By houstonmike:
Not if she is an extremely large girl, otherwise start snappin them pictures.



It doesn't matter the size it will entertain either way!


Pics! Pics! Pics!


Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:08:36 AM EDT
This is almost right up there with the guy who posted "My girlfriend just now told me to take off my pants. Should I do it?"

Almost.

_MaH
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:15:30 AM EDT
In on ONE.

If you are buff...Jeans & a White t-shirt (tucked in) is fine.

No so buff...go for something different...khaki's & polo or oxford would have a weird suburban feel. or khaki long sleeve shirt and jeans.

This is a request you will grant her.

oh, and Have Fun.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:24:09 AM EDT
tagaroony on one
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:29:51 AM EDT
beleive it when we see it.
Link Posted: 3/25/2009 11:33:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By teamroper:
beleive it when we see it.


in on one

tag

this thread NEEDS PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 9:49:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 9:58:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Nutro:
My girlfriend just texted me asking if we could take a picture of me holding one of my AR's and her naked, on her knees holding on to me. I don't own any tactical or camo clothing or gear. Would jeans and a t-shirt suffice?

Maybe I'll just let her pose nude with one of my rifles and keep my mug out of the pics all together.


If it was me Id go both full nude...two AR's...one each hand. Me gasmask and kevlar only....her ......lets say holding on hands free..
that way if it gets passed around the net your face wont be on it and her face will be...well....turned around in the pic....if positioned properly her butt crack would be the only nudity.....
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 1:38:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 1:48:08 PM EDT
tag for pics.
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 2:17:58 PM EDT


Why are there so many of these "My totally hot girlfriend is sitting here naked, begging to suck my cawk. What should I do ARFcom?" type posts?


Meh, call your boyfriend, and ask him what's fabulous this Spring.


Seeing as how she's driving this train, why don't you ask her what she wants you to wear?

[INSERT FACEPALM HERE]
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 2:28:18 PM EDT
This
Originally Posted By kmh:
IN

..and http://home.grandecom.net/~gotohale/worthless.gif


Link Posted: 3/26/2009 2:32:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/26/2009 2:34:09 PM EDT by born2weld]
In on one.

ETA: Exactally how will she be holding on to you?
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 3:08:25 PM EDT
yep
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 3:22:51 PM EDT
in in in
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 3:30:36 PM EDT
Dude, seriously.



Blue jeans and a shirt for the win.
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 3:45:12 PM EDT
I'd say just keep your ugly mug out of the photo. Then place it in BOTD like a good arfcomer.
Link Posted: 3/26/2009 3:50:14 PM EDT
These "let me ask arfcom" threads are getting old.

Whats it going to be next week?...."My wife asked me if she wants me to have her iron my clothes naked, should I allow her?"

What is it like 1-2 times a week now these threads pop up?

Link Posted: 3/26/2009 3:54:45 PM EDT


how about a pic of her with her cloathes on at least?






Link Posted: 3/26/2009 4:22:40 PM EDT
tag for pics
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 2:57:46 PM EDT
Dude its been three days whats the scoop
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 3:29:38 PM EDT
OMG.....yeah, do this:
1) She strips to nude, on her knees.
2) You in whatever clothing you feel appropriate, with whatever firearms seems right, posing in front of her.
3) Get someone to take photo for you.
4) Post on Interwebz to permanently imprint your buffoonery on ARFCOM as laughingstock and cuckolded by a camera.
5) Omit step 2.
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