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Posted: 8/19/2004 5:18:48 AM EST
Would it be wrong to ask OJ Simpson to autograph a knife?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:20:03 AM EST
If you can...try to have him sign it using a red majic marker.


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:20:53 AM EST
I don't want to be anywhere close to OJ when he is holding a knife.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:25:11 AM EST


It would have some collecters value for sure.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:30:16 AM EST
Don't forget a crusty old glove. Have him sign that, too.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:35:09 AM EST
"i'll take "Dangerously Unwise" for $200 Alex"
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:46:59 AM EST
Do you guys think he did it?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 5:55:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Do you guys think he did it?

of course he did.

i would love to see video of someone walking up and asking him that!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:02:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Do you guys think he did it?





Do you think he did it ?
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 6:03:42 AM EST
Make sure it's a kitchen butcher knife that says "Nicole Special" on the handle.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:38:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
Do you guys think he did it?


No, he didn't.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:47:09 AM EST
dooooooh

I have some prime land for sale - perhaps you could take a look!!

lol
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 11:51:57 AM EST
Ask him if he would autograph the original for you...
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 12:38:39 PM EST
As long as you keep a good hold of it while he is autographing it I think you will be safe.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 12:40:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 1:26:56 PM EST
I don't think he did it. I think he helped cover it up though.

There was a guy on NPR a while back that wrote a book on the whole affair.

OJ has a son from a previous marriage. Was a cook at a restruant. Mentally unstable, on medication. First thing OJ did was retain a lawyer for HIS SON. The police went right passed his son and focussed on OJ because the son supposedly had an alibi which turned out not to be the case.

The son had made arrangements to meet Nicole that night. Nicole stiffed him to go with Ron Goldman.

Link Posted: 8/19/2004 1:34:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Make sure it's a kitchen butcher knife that says "Nicole Special" on the handle.



Sorry dude, it was a Kissing Cranes stilhetto.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 1:37:21 PM EST
He may just autograph YOU with it.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 1:39:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/19/2004 1:42:02 PM EST by Hokie]

Originally Posted By NoKarma:
Would it be wrong to ask OJ Simpson to autograph a knife?



Only if he's wearing gloves
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 1:42:14 PM EST
Keep us updated!
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:45:27 PM EST
Bump
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 7:46:47 PM EST
I would say try it, then post it on Ebay.
Link Posted: 8/19/2004 8:29:54 PM EST
Wrong or not, It would be damn funny.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:28:08 AM EST
While I do think it would be wrong, It would definately be one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. If someone does this, I hope to hell they get video.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:28:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I don't want to be anywhere close to OJ when he is holding a knife.



+1
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:01:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By osprey21:
He may just autograph YOU with it.



Now THAT would be cool!

I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing it, as long as he's in the right mood and not in a hurry. I'd bet he'd have a grin while doing it.

Oh yeah, dull the blade before it meets his hands.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:34:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I don't want to be anywhere close to OJ when he is holding a knife.



As long as you're not a white woman, you're probably in the clear with him. I doubt he's got a sense of humor about such things, and it would be quite unwise to ask. However, it would be damn funny to get on camera...he'd be so pissed. I'd pay to see that.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:52:19 AM EST
It would be wrong but oh so right lol
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 8:56:22 AM EST
It would only be wrong if you told him to switch to a Norelco.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:27:22 PM EST
O.J. is innocent. If the glove don't fit you must aquit.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:35:39 PM EST
Hey...while your at it...get a sheet of paper and type out a confession and see if he'll autograph that too
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 5:43:57 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 5:46:34 PM EST by lippo]

Originally Posted By NateM4:
Wrong or not, It would be damn funny.




Really funny! I would laugh my ass of if I saw you asking him to autograph a knife, but I would bet he would cut your head off with it.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:06:55 PM EST
It's o.k. to ask him. However, right after signing you'll be a pez dispenser.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:33:40 PM EST
MURDERER
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:40:09 PM EST
Sorry, there is no great conspiracy this time, he did it and got away with it.

But it would be funny to ask for that autograph!
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 2:13:11 AM EST
My oldest son and daughter in law actually met OJ while vacationing at a resort in Jamaica. They were waiting for the elevator, the door opened and there he was!
My son, who is 6'1", about 215 and very athletic, introduced himself and shook hands with him on the elevator. He told me that OJ had the biggest hands he'd ever seen on a person.
BTW, my son and his wife are both 3rd degree black belts in Hapkido and Tai Kwon Do, so they weren't uncomfortable around him at all.
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 2:52:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
i would love to see video of someone walking up and asking him that!



Would the reaction eb the same as the guy who asked Buzz Aldrin (?) how he faked the moon landings?

/PHil
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:03:23 AM EST
Only if you are holding it
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 3:06:34 AM EST
You guys ever hear the story about OJ running around back stage before a talk show interview a year or two ago? He was apparently chasing some people around with a banana, making stabbing motions with it as a joke.

No sense...

Dave
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 6:33:43 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/21/2004 6:40:09 PM EST
I'd do it.

It's probably not a "great" idea though.
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