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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 10/13/2004 4:43:53 AM EST
... to walk ten feet across the hall and strangle the idiot who insists on clicking his retractable ball point pen over and over again despite my polite request that he stop.

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:45:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 4:45:43 AM EST by 50cal]
No....... but you have to post the pics
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:45:55 AM EST
Try coming up with something more annoying. Maybe like drumming the solo to In-A-Gada-Davida on your desk with two pencils over and over.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:47:38 AM EST
Yes. It would be better to take one of those clear Bic disposable ones over, snatch his noisey on away, and give him the Bic. Destroy the offensive pen.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:47:39 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 4:49:40 AM EST by hepcat85]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
... to walk ten feet across the hall and strangle the idiot who insists on clicking his retractable ball point pen over and over again despite my polite request that he stop.




No, it wouldn't be immoral.

1st Commandment, Subsection 2, paragraph 9 -

"Thou shalt kill he who hath the clicking quill for he is the agent of the Beast"
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:52:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/13/2004 4:53:30 AM EST by TheRicker]
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:52:45 AM EST
It would be immoral to allow such annoying behavior to continue.

Do it for the children.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:53:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
... to walk ten feet across the hall and strangle the idiot who insists on clicking his retractable ball point pen over and over again despite my polite request that he stop.




Tsk, tsk. Now that you have made "the idiot" aware of your weakness you are in for a lifetime of enjoyment. clicl, click, click, click, click.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:54:33 AM EST
No....and what are you waiting for....you know what to do.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 3:57:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 3:57:23 AM EST by Red_Beard]
Today I want to strangle the damn import on the other side of the cube wall.

Some jack off computer programmer from India who insists on talking on his phone to his wife while he works.

It sounds like I'm working in a fucking quicky mart.

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 3:59:23 AM EST
If Wedge were replying, I'm sure he'd insist that you conserve energy and use a gun. No need to walk 10 feet.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:09:52 AM EST
Hey look! I can click one in each hand!!

Double teh clicky!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:15:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:22:10 AM EST
Sorry, that's usually me, just ask me to stop.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:32:44 AM EST
I annoyed my coworkers with the clicking one day (was watching a training video on my computer with headphones, didnt realize how loud they clicked). My next day off? They superglued all my clicky pens in the clicked position.

Kharn
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:34:20 AM EST
Seriously, this Indian mother fucker is 100 times worse than the pen clicking guy.


What the fuck does "ah cha" mean?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 4:45:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/20/2004 4:46:47 AM EST by Daytona955i]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
Seriously, this Indian mother fucker is 100 times worse than the pen clicking guy.


What the fuck does "ah cha" mean?



I think it means "Kill Whitey", so RUN!

I feel for you man. I live with a kid from South Korea and having him and his South Korean girlfriend stay up all night giggling loudly, and slapping each other on the hand, I sleep with headphones now. Two of my friends and I got a suite, but we needed a fourth and he was the first one to put his name in, I wish they'd let you choose at this school after someone has expressed interest but nooo..... His parents call at 6 in the morning and after his sicking techno music ring tone stops he picks it up and jabbers for two hours in korean. It was nice when my girl visited last weekend(she goes to a different school), and I said to him, "So you're going to spend the weekend in your girlfriend's room right? Ok good." I almost think he will do whatever I saw as I have a screensaver that runs a gun filled photoshow.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:13:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
Seriously, this Indian mother fucker is 100 times worse than the pen clicking guy.


What the fuck does "ah cha" mean?



Get a-way from my slurpy mah-chine!
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:16:53 AM EST
just shoot spitballs at his head
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 1:55:33 PM EST
flashbang
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:00:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRicker:
"I, I , I told Bill that if Sandra's going to listen to her headphones while she's filing, then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating..."

"...at a reasonable volume..."

"...set the building on fire..."




i belive you have my stapler
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:13:28 PM EST
"...and I used to have a window... and there were two squirrels... they were married..."

"I can take my travlers checks to a competing resort... I could put strychnine(sp?) in the guacamoli...!"



Yyyyyyyeaaaahhhhh... about those TPS reports... did you get the memo?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:16:04 PM EST
You must videotape the incident, then have artisans craft miniature bas-reliefs of the event.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:24:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
Seriously, this Indian mother fucker is 100 times worse than the pen clicking guy.


What the fuck does "ah cha" mean?




Hmmm... Ah chah means OK, yes, etc. As in ah cha Saab (OK master). I don't know if that's Hindi or Urdu.

Punch him in the fucking face. He is dissing you.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:28:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By sharky30:
flashbang




Link Posted: 10/20/2004 2:58:09 PM EST
Ask management to install a "Cone of Silence" in your cubicle.

CW
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 3:00:07 PM EST
I suggest a choke slap.
Link Posted: 10/22/2004 3:48:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cold_Warrior:
Ask management to install a "Cone of Silence" in your cubicle.

CW




I tried that, and using it as an argument for letting me move my computer into the "quiet room". No dice ... so for now I rely on some noise cancelling headphones. They help, but are designed to block out the low rumble of transportation engines, not the human voice.

Link Posted: 10/22/2004 3:49:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/22/2004 3:49:52 AM EST by Red_Beard]

Originally Posted By TheRicker:

"...set the building on fire..."







hmmmm, we'll see what wonderful sounds today brings ...




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