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Posted: 5/13/2004 3:49:11 PM EDT
God damn, it's boring today...
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 6:09:11 PM EDT
[#1]
a bath
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:11:08 AM EDT
[#2]

How many ducks could a woodchuck f*ck if a woodchuck could f*ck ducks?

Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:17:38 AM EDT
[#3]
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:39:14 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?



LOL, never thought about that one.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:28:38 AM EDT
[#5]
Egg and corn meal...
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:48:48 AM EDT
[#6]
You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That little lake? By any chance, do you happen to know where they go, the ducks, when it gets all frozen over? Do you happen to know, by any chance?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 8:58:16 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?



LOL, never thought about that one.




if they didn't, that would have some really strange implications, since (as the legend goes) man was cerated in G**'s own image. if they didn't, then god wouldn't have a belly button either.





Link Posted: 5/14/2004 9:01:24 AM EDT
[#8]
They always take a bath.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:48:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Why do they smell like women?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:01:06 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Why do they smell like women?



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