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Posted: 9/19/2005 12:15:12 PM EDT
Now that I am approaching middle age I will note another unrealized dream from my early youth.

Since I first considered the idea when I was about 15 I have always wanted to have a 20 year old girlfriend when I was 40. It was one of those deliciously decadent, but at the same time acceptable, ideas that I frequently came up with when I imagined my future. And while there is an initial revulsion to an intimate relationship with a girl who was born when you were 20 years old she will at the same time be a 20 year old female in her prime and the latter consideration seems to overide and cancel out the former.

And that is another reason it would have to wait till 40. At 30 while there were certainly "developing" 15 year olds that is definitely "pedo" territory and little girls just ain't my thing, I'd rather wait. For some reason I didn't consider the 18 year old at 36, maybe the math was too hard or perhaps I wanted the extra 2 year buffer. After all those 18 year olds were only 17 last year.

For some reason I didn't consider that I would be married by the age of 40, or perhaps I didn't consider that it would matter much to me. But sadly it does, and for that reason this will be yet another thing on the "Didn't quite work out like I planned" list.

Unless I can get approval from my wife.

So like I said "That one probably won't be happening."

But if I was single this would DEFINITELY be on my "to do" list. I imagine it is quite the way to recapture your youth.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:17:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 12:17:47 PM EDT by Fat_McNasty]
Half my age... You mean a 7yr old!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:18:08 PM EDT
My wife already knows that when I am forty I am trading her in for (2) twenties.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:18:35 PM EDT

I dont think I could do it.
When I'm 40 my daughter will be 21. I think it would probably creep her out if I asked Her to hook me up with one of her friends.

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:19:10 PM EDT
Well..lesssee. I'm 34, so that would make her 17? Well, that's legal here..but I might wait the extra year. I'd have no problem tapping an 18 y.o.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:20:02 PM EDT
I have no morals so naturally my answer is.....of course
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:21:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Half my age... You mean a 7yr old!!!



I think you need to rework your figures
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:21:43 PM EDT
Just make sure to take some ass and kick names when you decide to
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:21:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2005 12:22:00 PM EDT by Lumpy196]
That'd be illegal for me, not to mention just a little creepy.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:21:59 PM EDT

If she reads this thread, you just might get the chance, because you'll be single again.

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:22:09 PM EDT
absolutely
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:23:11 PM EDT
Not for another 8 years. At least if I want to be legal about it.

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:23:48 PM EDT
Been there, done that...married to her now, but no longer twice her age.

Met when she was 23 and I was 47. Been married now for over 3 years.

My daughter is older than my wife and they get along just fine.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:24:16 PM EDT
Jail and a possible suicide for not being able to face my wife and child after that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:24:47 PM EDT
Half your age + 7 is the accepted rule.

So a 40 year old can't date anyone younger than 27 ((40/2)+7)
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:24:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By echo6:
I dont think I could do it.
When I'm 40 my daughter will be 21. I think it would probably creep her out if I asked Her to hook me up with one of her friends.





LOL. It don't have to be one of her friends.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:25:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Half my age... You mean a 7yr old!!!



I think you need to rework your figures




OK OK.... 18... nice to look at.. But I like my ladys older!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:25:34 PM EDT
Let me see...................

"Would I do a 23.5 y/o?"





Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:26:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Half my age... You mean a 7yr old!!!



I think you need to rework your figures




OK OK.... 18... nice to look at.. But I like my ladys older!



The hell for? He said DO, not TALK TO.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:26:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:
Half your age + 7 is the accepted rule.

So a 40 year old can't date anyone younger than 27 ((40/2)+7)



Damn I didn't get the memo.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:28:07 PM EDT
HELL NO I am only 22
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:28:27 PM EDT
This is giving me a funny feeling in my private place
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:28:30 PM EDT
yes
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:28:49 PM EDT
When I was 38, I was dating a 19 year old.

Therefore, the answer to your question is not just yeah, but. . .



. . .HELL YEAH!!!!


Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:29:00 PM EDT
Considering she'd be 14...
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:29:15 PM EDT


<---- Did 40 in a 20!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:29:15 PM EDT
hmm.....10 y.o. nah.....better wait another 14 or so years
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:29:40 PM EDT
totally and completely enjoy every bit of her. teach her things that will make her eventual husband a happy man.

txl
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:30:01 PM EDT
Some of you guys would hump a rock if you thought a snake was under it.

And you would probably hump the snake if someone held it for you.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:30:34 PM EDT
I think you have to be at least 36 to answer this question legally...
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:30:53 PM EDT
a 10 year old? Fuck no
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:31:00 PM EDT
She'd be 14-15 so NO. Not to mention I wouldn't have shit in common with someone half my age.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:31:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By modog:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Half my age... You mean a 7yr old!!!



I think you need to rework your figures




OK OK.... 18... nice to look at.. But I like my ladys older!



The hell for? He said DO, not TALK TO.



Shal I quote you from another thread...


Originally Posted By modog:
Once again we find ourselves in agreement. 50% of Arfcom couldn't get laid in a whorehouse in Amsterdam with a fist full of hundreds.



Whats wrong with talking.. Its Oral sex!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:31:23 PM EDT
Nope, but would love to date this chick that is 12 years younger than myself.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:31:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By squeezecockerp7m8:
I think you have to be at least 36 to answer this question legally...



Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:31:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
HELL NO I am only 22



This topic is NOT for you guys. Minimum age for consideration of topic is 36.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:32:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
HELL NO I am only 22



This topic is NOT for you guys. Minimum age for consideration of topic is 36.




so, I get 2 19 yo's woohooo!!!!


txl
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:34:06 PM EDT
One thing the Koran gets right:

The perfect age for a wife is half the man's age plus seven.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:34:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By modog:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Half my age... You mean a 7yr old!!!



I think you need to rework your figures




OK OK.... 18... nice to look at.. But I like my ladys older!



The hell for? He said DO, not TALK TO.



Shal I quote you from another thread...


Originally Posted By modog:
Once again we find ourselves in agreement. 50% of Arfcom couldn't get laid in a whorehouse in Amsterdam with a fist full of hundreds.



Whats wrong with talking.. Its Oral sex!




Yeah.. but you and the old lady yelling "Fuck you!" across the house isn't oral sex.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:34:31 PM EDT
13 year olds don't do it for me.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:36:19 PM EDT
How about twice your age?

wOOt!



Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:36:38 PM EDT
Assuming she was 18 and I 36, sure.


But since a woman half my age now is 12.......
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:36:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cheesebeast:
How about twice your age?

wOOt!






68???

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:38:30 PM EDT
You don't like the granny shuffle?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:38:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By inferno715:
13 year olds don't do it for me.



fag
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:38:41 PM EDT
It would depend who's sister she was...
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:40:43 PM EDT
Fuck yeah, I would!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:42:19 PM EDT
She would be eleven, so that's a no.
Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:44:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Itchy:
Some of you guys would hump a rock if you thought a snake was under it.

And you would probably hump the snake if someone held it for you.




+1

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:48:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By SigSaurP228:
HELL NO I am only 22



This topic is NOT for you guys. Minimum age for consideration of topic is 36.



Hey that's me! (age 36)

If I was single, I probably would...but it would probably be weird.

When I was 33, I went out on one date with a blonde who claimed she was 21. It was kinda weird cause we had nothing in common. The generation gap was pretty big and the whole situation was awkward.

Women are so much more attractive nowadays. Even the young ones.

Scott

Link Posted: 9/19/2005 12:49:15 PM EDT
Give me about 10 years, and I'll get back to you.

But There are a hell of a lot of hotties in the 18-20 range. I swear they didn't look that good when I was in college...

However, my GF's sister, who is 22, recently went on a date with a gent who was 45... with a 21 Y.O. Daughter. She was a little freaked out when she found oot how old he was and how old his daughter was.

Moral of the story, gents... Don't reveal how old you are... you might have moved yourself out of her age range...
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