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Posted: 2/4/2001 11:26:23 AM EST
Assuming no divine intervention (Making the AR as reliable as the AK, or the AK as accurate as the AR), which of these two rifles would the son of god carry? I think it would be the AK. Jesus showed in his works that even the ugliest of creatures need love. Furthermore, the AK's reliabillity would appeal to the lamb because he was a proponent of simplicity. Opinions?
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[Last Edit: 2/4/2001 11:45:42 AM EST by azexarms]
He'd carry an AR, cause when it choked, he'd "miracle" it to work again! D. Edited for poopy spelling. I dont want to say the "S" word and get banned. D.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 11:53:27 AM EST
I'm goin' with Paul on this one.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 11:57:56 AM EST
I thought it was "Jeebus"...not Jesus.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 12:24:53 PM EST
Neither...being the baddest dude around enables you to carry the M60. [heavy]
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 12:37:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 12:40:02 PM EST
M16 naturally, Jesus is American.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 12:52:48 PM EST
IMHO, He would carry an AK but more importantly He would (and does) have strong words for the kings of the earth who plot against Him. Reference: Psalm 2. He was not against weapons. He told the disciples to go buy two swords as has been cited before.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 12:53:01 PM EST
Nah, he is God, he can handle a lot of weight. He would carry twin OICW's and use them like right out of a John Woo movie. Kharn
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 1:21:03 PM EST
No doubt. AK-47. As Jesse might say: It is the weapon Of insurrection! So, it is the gun That suits the son! He'd use the gun by Kalishnikoff To hold the whole Roman army off! But when next time he is to come, Listen for 7-62 by 51!
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 2:06:22 PM EST
"Assuming no divine intervention" How's that possible. Jesus was/is God in the flesh. Anyone who could calm a raging storm by saying "Shhh, Be still" has no need of guns for anything.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 2:17:30 PM EST
McUzi, only you would come up with a post like this! C'mon man! An AR of course! [heavy]
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 2:27:04 PM EST
I hope I don't get struck by lightning, but I hope that God sees the humor in what I'm about to say: What if Jesus could turn an AK into an AR, like he did water into wine? That way, he'd have a few options.[smoke][spank]
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 2:39:41 PM EST
Neither, he'd carry a Galil! [0:)] Though I guess that could be considered an AK variant. I'll bet when he called in artie it would be some awsome stuff!
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 2:48:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/4/2001 2:48:49 PM EST by CassidyGT]
Jesus was poor - so he would use an AK.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 2:52:55 PM EST
I agree with Platform, to think for a minute that he would need a weapon would imply that he was mortal and his followers know better!
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 3:02:25 PM EST
McUzi You are full of Mcshiiiit. GOD, JESUS BEING!!!!!!!!!! Only needs a CLAYMORE. It's a Scottish SWORD. and he will smite you and other NON-BELIVERS .. Too bad..You could have been a brother in ARMS. promised my self I would not reply to this post. NOW TAKE THIS FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH. Democrats are a JOKE Not JESUS..
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 3:59:49 PM EST
Dude, Relax a bit. There is a difference between making a joke about a particular diety/manifestation and making fun of one. The evidence to date suggests the Creator has a sense of humor: 1. The platypus 2. Sex causes children (think about it) On topic: M-4 (to cast that first stone precisely) with an M-203 (when you absolutely, positively have to kill every moneylender in the temple) H.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 4:24:10 PM EST
prob. use dual .25acp pistols.why? cause he is prob. the only one out there that can hit with em.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 5:10:07 PM EST
He didn`t need a fishing pole to catch fish, why would he need an AK47 w/ 6 loaded 40 rd preban magazines? Cause he can?
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 5:32:10 PM EST
Jesus?? Jesus Hernadez? that dude who does my lawn? I didn't know he was into those wicked fire sticks! Thats the last time he attends to my flower beds!
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 5:44:37 PM EST
When I think about defeating evil, I automatically think of the M-1 Garand. No doubt about it. It'd probably be an International Harvester (beating plowshares into swords). Ross
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 5:45:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/4/2001 5:50:09 PM EST by ESP]
Jesus wouldn't carry any type of weapon. These are instruments of death and the antithesis of His teachings that all men should live together in peace as brothers, first believing in Himself and in God the Father as the only means to true peace here on earth and after. Only sick human bast*rds like ourselves could possible think up how to make these weapons of death and destruction and then log onto a chat board like this night after night talking about it. But, if he were a sport shooter, shooting for competition or just plinking around at the range while trying to reform mongrel misfits like ourselves, He'd definitely carry an AK and be shooting the crappiest Wolf steelcased ammo. Oh, and by the way, He'd outshoot anyone at the range by a long shot - even the Marine sniper guys that happened to be there practicing their shooting with their A3's. . . all this with iron sights at 1000 yards. . . but that goes without saying.
Link Posted: 2/4/2001 7:27:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/4/2001 7:27:45 PM EST by Q-Man]
This gun is truly divine! [:)] [img]www.geocities.com/crquickstad/gatling2.jpg [/img]
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 3:34:40 AM EST
Definitely an AR because Mohamad Allah already carry the AK.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 6:00:41 AM EST
You're all wrong. Jesus would carry a Galil.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 6:49:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/5/2001 6:52:34 AM EST by __McUZI]
Never mind. I promised myself that I would be nice for the next 2 months.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 8:42:22 AM EST
Jesus is a personal friend of mine, and I happen to know that he carries a Winchester large-loop lever action carbine and a pair of ivory handled Colt SAA's. All three are in .44-40. The topic is now closed.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 10:48:32 AM EST
I have it on good authority that Jesus was an Airborne Ranger and would therefore carry the M4.
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 10:55:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/5/2001 11:10:46 AM EST by Steve]
I think he carries a Barrett. Here's proof. [IMG]albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1357406&a=10112509&p=40093389[/IMG] On the 7th Day the Lord went SHOOTING!! (I'll probably spend a few hrs in hell for that one)
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 12:00:45 PM EST
I think He would carry an UZI! [uzi] But he might carry one of those rocket launchers.[rocket] But IMHO He would not carry either...Peter on the other hand would have several different ones. AR's ,Galil,Uzi,Barrett,Gatlin...just according to how he felt in the morning.[:)] Lynn
Link Posted: 2/5/2001 2:14:13 PM EST
i'd guess he'd carry an m4a1. i have heard that his (earthly)father was actually a very wealthy man. AND he was married WIth children as that was a prerequisite to be a rabbi at that time. and to add more herasy to the fire in the book of 'jesus' that was edited out of the 'bible' in a.d. 352? by pope constantine - he was a real bad-ass, a priest and yet a tough warrior.... steve
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Link Posted: 5/21/2001 7:06:44 AM EST
He would not carry a weapon at all! The word of god is what he carried. It is stronger than any weapon out there. I think the romans told him if he denied being the son of god he could have been set free but he did not. WHY! so he could save us from eternity in hell. AMEN!!!
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 7:13:09 AM EST
I think he would carry a jewzooka. No disrespect intended.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 7:26:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By Sixtus: I think he would carry a jewzooka. No disrespect intended.
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ROTFLMAO!!! [red]That[/red] was a good one!
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 7:26:51 AM EST
Naaaah..... not gonna do it.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 7:45:25 AM EST
Geez guys, he carries an M1A, backed up by a Les Baer 1911. I thought that was common knowledge! He uses Radway Green on weekdays and Federal GM match on Sunday.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 11:14:59 AM EST
He would use an AK, no A folder AK with a vert foregrip.....WHY?...Because Jesus was an Abbi.(Anyone here speak turkish or been to turkey knows this)
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 12:14:36 PM EST
i dont think jesus would carry a commie gun. i think he would proly pack a galil, tevor, or other isralie masterpeice.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 2:23:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By MG_ME: He would not carry a weapon at all! The word of god is what he carried. It is stronger than any weapon out there. I think the romans told him if he denied being the son of god he could have been set free but he did not. WHY! so he could save us from eternity in hell. AMEN!!!
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Amen brother. This is one reason we have gun control cause people will not realize it is a spirit. Setting the stage for the anti christ. Jesus never carried a sword like his deciples. He never came to this earth to fight. I do believe that he would agree with our right to bear arms. Lets face it the founding fathers said these rights were god given.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 2:28:31 PM EST
I'd hve to say He'd be packing a GE mini-gun. The baddest dude needs the baddest weapons.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 3:08:06 PM EST
If he were alive today he wouldn't be allowed to buy a gun because he had no permanent address, hung out with subversives and had a criminal record.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 4:18:49 PM EST
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Link Posted: 5/21/2001 4:37:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/21/2001 4:35:47 PM EST by raven]
Hmmm...WWJS? (what would Jesus shoot?) That's a toughie. On one hand, the AK is the tool of godless communists. OTOH, the AR is the tool of the capitalists and Caesar's descendants. But that's better than being an atheist, so I say AR.
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 4:52:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/21/2001 4:53:07 PM EST by O3SKILL]
Last time I looked the Israelies were toting M-16's and FAL's. They are the chosen people and the AR variant is the chosen rifle. Im sure Jesus played a hand in their weapons choice. With GOD and the AR for us!! Who can be against us!!! Motivate me BAYBEEE!!! 03 out!!! [sniper]
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 4:56:17 PM EST
dumb post and thread
Link Posted: 5/21/2001 4:57:56 PM EST
Jesus was no dummy... He would be holding a LEGP!!! And kicking ASS!!!! My Man!!
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