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Posted: 12/7/2005 11:43:09 AM EST
I saw a guy walking out of a store today carrying a new mixer. Now, granted, she could really be into cooking and really wanted a new mixer, but I imagined the scene on christmas morning: "Merry Christmas dear...now go bake me a cake".

What would you consider the worst possible choice as a gift for your wife?
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:45:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/7/2005 11:51:10 AM EST by rob78]
a man whore?



a strap on?


edit: wedding ring?


earlier I was told "anything with a cord"



Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:45:33 AM EST
I gave mine a crossbow once - it cost me a Zales card
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:46:08 AM EST
Any thing that you like..
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:46:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By kill-9:
I saw a guy walking out of a store today carrying a new mixer. Now, granted, she could really be into cooking and really wanted a new mixer, but I imagined the scene on christmas morning: "Merry Christmas dear...now go bake me a cake".

What would you consider the worst possible choice as a gift for your wife?



My wife had a Kitchenaid at the top of her list last year, and was thrilled when she got it. I've gotten lots of yummy results from it.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:47:03 AM EST
A new vacuum
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:47:52 AM EST
A bowling ball drilled to fit YOUR hand.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:48:41 AM EST
Toilet brush
Pinball machine
5 lb. bag of flour
Cup hooks

The list is almost endless!
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:48:44 AM EST
A set of dusting cloths and a can of Endust.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:49:16 AM EST
Anything you've been desperately wanting including a playboy subscription.

I can tell you electronics don't fly well on valentines day though
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:50:46 AM EST
I bought my wife a flat panel TV for my side of the bedroom...She loved it
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:51:12 AM EST
I got my ex a table saw for christmas once. Wrapped it up, set it next to the tree, and everything.

No, she wasn't happy.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:52:38 AM EST

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
I bought my wife a flat panel TV for my side of the bedroom...She loved it



seriously? In all honesty I was thinking of buying my girlfriend a flat panel tv for the bedroom.



at least I'd get to enjoy it too...
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:52:44 AM EST
Unless specifically requested, nothing that plugs in.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:53:03 AM EST
Last Christmas, the first three gifts my wife unwrapped were as follows:

An iron

A cookbook full of sandwich recipies

A toilet brush

I was dangerously close to going over the line.


Sheep

Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:53:32 AM EST
A thigh master
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:54:12 AM EST
A rubber vagina sex toy.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:54:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By HeldHostage:
Anything you've been desperately wanting including



+1
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:54:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
A thigh master



Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:54:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By stoner63a:
Unless specifically requested, nothing that plugs in.



I made the mistake of purchasing her a new coffee maker - WRONG!!
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:55:47 AM EST
NOTHING.....

it will get you killed!
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:56:21 AM EST
A set of snow tires.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:57:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:57:39 AM EST
Floor mats for her car. That was a big mistake.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:57:41 AM EST
Mine said not to get her a gun.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 11:59:52 AM EST
I think "a strap on" wins
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:00:29 PM EST
I have a friend who is really cheap... He gets his wife a bulk pack of panties from Wal-Mart every year, like the cheap kind.
One year her got her a call phone... It was free from the carrier, he put the bill in her name and expected her to pay for it.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:02:25 PM EST
Diet pills.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:02:46 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/7/2005 12:05:58 PM EST by texastactical]
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:03:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By rob78:
I was told "anything with a cord"



120V A/C beats batteries any day...

<­BR>







Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:10:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By texastactical:
Based on a recent conversation with a certain cutie......new tires!



I'd rather have an ACOG!
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:13:38 PM EST
My wife wants a mixer for Christmas. The thing is $280.

The stap on has to be the worst giff. But you will only get F**ked that night.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:15:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:17:05 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/7/2005 12:17:21 PM EST by napalm]

Worst christmas gift ideas for your wife



Anything with a cord.



ETA:

Unless it's a Sybian.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:23:59 PM EST
"Strap on" wins thus far.

Any household impliment with a power cord bad, exercise equipment or gym membership worse. Picking out clothing is not a good idea either.

I suspect 95% of the time a hooker for a threesome would be worse.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:24:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By rob78:

Originally Posted By ZitiForBreakfast:
I bought my wife a flat panel TV for my side of the bedroom...She loved it



seriously? In all honesty I was thinking of buying my girlfriend a flat panel tv for the bedroom.



at least I'd get to enjoy it too...



Tell her you want to bolt it to the ceiling.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 12:26:51 PM EST
A Divorce
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:08:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By texastactical:

Originally Posted By Glockgirl26:

Originally Posted By texastactical:
Based on a recent conversation with a certain cutie......new tires!



I'd rather have an ACOG!



An ACOG? Whew you would owe someone alot



I was told that he should buy me that ACOG in return for the privilege of being seen in public with me. That was about the nicest thing I heard that whole week.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:14:03 PM EST
A case of this:

Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:16:24 PM EST
A set of kitchen knives...trust me.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:17:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:20:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/7/2005 1:21:30 PM EST by captainpooby]

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
One way airfare.



Worked for me.

ETA: I lied. It was a boot.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:21:07 PM EST



Best friends Dad got this for his wife one year, guess she couldnt take a joke because they got divorced that year
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:46:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By FatMan:

Originally Posted By SirDrinksAlot:
A thigh master



Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!



NOT SO FAST!!

True stories.

My parents had been married about 8 months by Christmas time 1957. My dad, for their FIRST Christmas, bought my mom a pair of Army Surplus Micky Mouse boots in his size.



Money was really tight the following year because I was soon to be born. The tiny house they lived in had a fuel oil space heater. It quit & cost most of a meager paycheck to fix. My dad carefully folded the paid repair bill & wrapped it in a nice little box that had a jewelry store name on it and gave it to my mom for their second Christmas.

Age has not diminished his capacity for strange gifts either. 4 years ago he gave my wife a carton of Harley Davidson cigarettes. My wife doesn't smoke.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:48:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:50:57 PM EST
A treadmill. They'll think you're trying to say they're fat and need to lose weight.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:52:27 PM EST
I got mine a garage door opener - that worked out okay.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:53:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zatu:
A treadmill. They'll think you're trying to say they're fat and need to lose weight.



You must've missed the "thighmaster" post.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:53:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gnarlyfeet:
NOTHING.....

it will get you killed!



really.... funny, I gave her that last year cause that's what she's given me the last two.

Buy for the kid(s).

No Expert
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 1:56:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
A rubber vagina sex toy.



Well at least you'll have some play.
Link Posted: 12/7/2005 2:00:35 PM EST
capsicum lube?

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