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Posted: 9/12/2005 2:12:42 PM EDT
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after and went golfing and fishing a lot.


THE END
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:15:43 PM EDT
Isn't it wild how the brain works ofter high doses of radiation... Its mind boggling!
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:16:40 PM EDT
Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:17:43 PM EDT
...but his sex life was never the same.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 2:20:44 PM EDT

You got dumped?

That sucks.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:35:39 PM EDT
I love telling that joke.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:38:04 PM EDT
Actually, I was listening to some guy on NPR a while back who told the worlds shortest story, and then spent an hour trying to explain why it qualified as a REAL story, and not just a word.

The story was this:

"Go."
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 3:39:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KN:
You got dumped?

That sucks.



Way too late for that.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:23:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Da_Bunny:

Originally Posted By KN:
You got dumped?

That sucks.



Way too late for that.



Pretty sure I'm stuck with her.......atleast for awhile longer anyways
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:37:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 7:43:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
Actually, I was listening to some guy on NPR a while back who told the worlds shortest story, and then spent an hour trying to explain why it qualified as a REAL story, and not just a word. The story was this: "Go."

I think NPR kills brain cells, how do you think single vehicle accidents happen on the highway in AM-only land?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 10:45:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By KlubMarcus:

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
Actually, I was listening to some guy on NPR a while back who told the worlds shortest story, and then spent an hour trying to explain why it qualified as a REAL story, and not just a word. The story was this: "Go."

I think NPR kills brain cells, how do you think single vehicle accidents happen on the highway in AM-only land?




i could't agree more lately
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 10:59:12 PM EDT
Some primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
– Ogden Nash
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 10:59:48 PM EDT
let me guess you let her see your package?
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 11:00:42 PM EDT
The shortest verse in the bible?

"Jesus wept."
Gospel of John. 11:35

Interesting bit of trivia, I think.
Link Posted: 9/12/2005 11:05:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dawg_killer:
The shortest verse in the bible?

"Jesus wept."
Gospel of John. 11:35

Interesting bit of trivia, I think.



Book of Nimmer, Chapter 1, Verse 1: "No shit?!"
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