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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/22/2005 5:51:42 AM EDT

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went hunting and shooting machine guns a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END


In today's e-mail. The thing is it fits my friend to a tee!
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 5:54:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went hunting and shooting machine guns a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END


In today's e-mail. The thing is it fits my friend to a tee!



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after.


Brevity is the soul of wit. This is the version I heard, and it's a hell of a lot more funny, IMHO.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 5:58:43 AM EDT
I had heard it that way too.

This may be my friend's way of saying he and his girlfriend broke up.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 5:59:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Greenhorn:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after.


Brevity is the soul of wit. This is the version I heard, and it's a hell of a lot more funny, IMHO.




This is the same version I posted in a JOTD thread a couple months ago.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:11:55 AM EDT
Oh sure!!! I post a joke, with plenty of machine guns and beer, just knowing it would go over well around here and you guys shoot it all to hell.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:12:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:
Oh sure!!! I post a joke, with plenty of machine guns and beer, just knowing it would go over well around here and you guys shoot it all to hell.



We're unpredictable, just like a semi-auto with a hot chamber.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:15:35 AM EDT
Ain't that the truth?
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:19:11 AM EDT
Y'all are asking the wrong women.

If you pull a chick out of a trash can, and she's trashy, what were you expecting?

Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:22:56 AM EDT
Shit! This is going from bad to worse!

This was suppose to be a "guy" joke not a discussion about loose womenz.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:25:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Bumblebee_Bob:
Shit! This is going from bad to worse!

This was suppose to be a "guy" joke not a discussion about loose womenz.





If it makes you feel any better, I thought it was funny.
And I won't even add any social commentary.
Link Posted: 9/22/2005 6:29:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2005 6:30:56 AM EDT by Bumblebee_Bob]
Finally!!1

Thank you!
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