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Posted: 11/2/2009 2:19:03 PM EST
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.




The End
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:22:12 PM EST
Hows your divorce going?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:28:21 PM EST
i lold
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:32:07 PM EST
Sounds like Truth to me.

Fairy tale not so much.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:38:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 2:39:53 PM EST by SDavid]
Freedom is nice.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 2:42:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 2:43:23 PM EST by DuraToTheMax]
Thank you for writing my autobiography, well done.


ETA: except for the proposal part.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:29:17 PM EST
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:38:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Milo5:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


I call shenanigans
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:39:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:

Originally Posted By Milo5:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


I call shenanigans

+1 totally unbelievable.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:44:29 PM EST
All'yall are doing it wrong.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 3:49:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 3:50:52 PM EST by Apollos]
Originally Posted By DuraToTheMax:

Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:

Originally Posted By Milo5:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


I call shenanigans

+1 totally unbelievable.



this...he's full of shit...

eta: my old man has been married for 27 years now and he will be the first to tell you that he has to deal with plenty of headaches. He still says he would do it the same way...but its not exactly "happily ever after"
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:01:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By Milo5:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


Completly Made up
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 5:01:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Hows your divorce going?



Great! Thanks for asking.
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:10:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:

Originally Posted By Milo5:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.


I call shenanigans


Yo! Guys! It's a FAIRY tale It's supposed to be far fetched.

Don in Ohio
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:11:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By 57Strat:
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.




The End


Brevity is the soul of wit. That's way too long. A much funnier version would simply be:

"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after."
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:16:02 PM EST
There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe
She had so many children...
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:16:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:29:23 PM EST
^^^That's pretty funny
Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:31:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Milo5:
Real short Fairy Tale.

Young man asks his girlfriend to marry him.
She says yes and they live happily ever after.
The End.



where's my tinfoil?


Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:32:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By 57Strat:
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted and made really good friends with his right hand.




The End


Link Posted: 11/3/2009 3:42:18 PM EST
Originally Posted By Merrell:
There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe
She had so many children...


Her uterus fell out.
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