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Posted: 6/15/2009 12:08:55 PM EST




Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:13:40 PM EST
This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:15:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


Nice work.



Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:16:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:17:15 PM EST
If only she had said no 10 years ago!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:17:52 PM EST
I wish I could fart whenever I wanted. I'd learn to play the national anthem, and maybe "Freebird."
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:18:20 PM EST
"Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end."


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:18:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By celticmarksman:

Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:




Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


Nice work.






I can't take credit for this. My uncle sent this to me in an email
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:18:52 PM EST
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
If only she had said no 10 years ago!



Falls under the old "be careful what you wish for"

doesn't it
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:19:52 PM EST
LOL.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:20:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:23:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:26:01 PM EST
Once upon a time, there was a guy named "OP", He asked this chick out she turned him down and he got severly depressed. Posted his shortcomings on a gun forum and everyone realized he was a loser...
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:26:17 PM EST










Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:27:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By kill-9:
This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom.

Unfortunately the Arfcom version is longer... much longer...

And diverts from the above tale because the girl says 'yes' to our hero...

Sadly from there the story devolves into an 87 page thread in GD with at least 3 truly inspired mspaints, every known pilot ejection photo plus the required Paco "How to deal with women" cartoon...
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:38:47 PM EST
Have you been spying on me?







Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:40:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:40:29 PM EST
Originally Posted By kallnojoy:

Originally Posted By kill-9:
This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom.

Unfortunately the Arfcom version is longer... much longer...

And diverts from the above tale because the girl says 'yes' to our hero...

Sadly from there the story devolves into an 87 page thread in GD with at least 3 truly inspired mspaints, every known pilot ejection photo plus the required Paco "How to deal with women" cartoon...




Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:44:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 12:46:56 PM EST by HardShell]
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:54:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By HardShell:
Alternately:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him).



The end





That's a great tale.

Providence is a great thing, isn't it?


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:58:39 PM EST
Originally Posted By Friiguy:
If only she had said no 10 years ago!



If I had shot her when I met her, I'd be making parole about now
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:03:24 PM EST
I approve of this fairytale.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:07:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:12:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By HardShell:
Alternately:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him).



The end




I know it's just a fairy tale, but you could at least try to make it believable...





Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:24:57 PM EST
Originally Posted By Ajek:
Originally Posted By HardShell:
Alternately:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him).



The end




I know it's just a fairy tale, but you could at least try to make it believable...







Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:26:45 PM EST
That is the long version.

The original short version was "she said no, and he lived happily ever after".
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:32:01 PM EST
Win
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:46:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By kill-9:
This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom.


+1
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:13:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 2:14:09 PM EST by Cypher15]
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:44:49 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 6:45:30 PM EST by HardShell]
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 7:05:06 PM EST
Once upon a time a guy jacked his dick so much his carpet looked like an ice rink.........fuckin wesson oil bottles all over the place.....
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 7:29:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:
Originally Posted By celticmarksman:

Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:




Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


Nice work.






I can't take credit for this. My uncle sent this to me in an email


you do realize that 99% of chain mail is proved false. check snopes
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:51:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By Headlice:
Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:
Originally Posted By celticmarksman:

Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:




Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end


Nice work.






I can't take credit for this. My uncle sent this to me in an email


you do realize that 99% of chain mail is proved false. check snopes


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:53:59 AM EST
There once was a shepherd boy who was bored as he sat on the hillside watching the village sheep. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Wolf! Wolf! The Wolf is chasing the sheep!"

The villagers came running up the hill to help the boy drive the wolf away. But when they arrived at the top of the hill, they found no wolf. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces.

So, they kicked his ass.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:54:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By kill-9:
This should be adopted as the Official Fairy Tale of Arfcom.


Link Posted: 6/16/2009 10:56:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
Originally Posted By HardShell:
Alternately:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'YES!' And the guy lived very happily ever after and rode motorcycles four paid-for vehicles (no interest in 'cycles since his teen years) and went fishing and hunting and played golf tennis (no interest in golf) a lot and drank beer and scotch Mt. Dew (no interest in alcohol since college) and had tons of money in the bank (not to mention a nice home and farm, 200+ firearms, etc.) and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted (and even peed right off the back porch when it suited him).



The end





That's a great tale.

Providence is a great thing, isn't it?



I like this story more.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:04:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 11:08:08 AM EST by tommo0]
My life story, with the girl saying no that is!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:07:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By wpsharpshooter:
Once upon a time, there was a guy named "OP", He asked this chick out she turned him down and he got severly depressed. Posted his shortcomings on a gun forum and everyone realized he was a loser...




Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:08:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:10:23 AM EST
I clicked on this thread hoping for nude midget pics.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 11:10:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2009 11:11:21 AM EST by Meadowmuffin]
Originally Posted By Power2thePeople:




Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me? 'The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.



The end




And had a well muscled right arm compared to an atrophied left arm, and his dick kinda went up and to the right from repeated polishing
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