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Posted: 3/14/2006 9:21:26 AM EST
Pearls of wisdom, whatever you call them. Let's share some. I'll start by posting something I found out this past weekend:

Don't fart in a rubber suit.

I was wearing rubber waders and it kind of lingered.

Also, the 2 rules of holes:

1) If you're already in a hole, stop digging
2) If you're in too deep to get out, keep digging.

What wisdom do you all have to add? MJD
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:22:55 AM EST
Don't eat the yellow snow.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:25:03 AM EST
While the early bird may get the worm, it is the second mouse who gets that cheese.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:29:31 AM EST
don't eat sushi suzy that smells like fish.

don't squat with your spurs on.

never let a guy help you who wears a hat that says "shit happens"

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:31:01 AM EST

Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:36:59 AM EST
When eating jalapenos, wash your hands before you take a whizz.

Can't never could, and won't never will

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:37:55 AM EST
He who farts in church sits in his own pew...
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:40:35 AM EST

Ecclesiastes ch9-[18] Wisdom is better than weapons of war: but one sinner destroyeth much good.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:47:07 AM EST
"You cannot reason with an angry man."

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:48:44 AM EST
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 9:53:22 AM EST
"A little patience goes a long way but too much patience goes absolutely nowhere!"
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:00:11 AM EST
Your temper is the one thing you can't get rid of by losing it.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:17:05 AM EST
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do...
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:22:52 AM EST
Aim towards the enemy.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Carpet bombing from B-52s (Arc Light) is very VERY accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.

If the enemy is in range...so are you.

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you a very unpopular with what's left of your unit.

It is generally inadvisible to bail out over an area that you have just bombed.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo.

Tracers work both ways.

Five second grenade fuses always last three seconds.

If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush.

No combat unit has ever passed inspection.

Any ship can be a minesweeper...once.

Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do.

Never draw fire...it irritates the people around you.

If you see the EOD guy running...do your best to stay up with him.

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:23:18 AM EST
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:30:42 AM EST
hard work pays off in the future,
but laziness pays off right now.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:32:29 AM EST
The man who rides the fence has a sore crotch.
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:40:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By highwayman:

Don't fart in a rubber suit.

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:43:30 AM EST
That light at the end of the tunnel might just be a train...
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:45:19 AM EST
From Ecclesiastes 10:2

A wise man's understanding turns him to his right: the fool's understanding turns him to his left.

Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:49:43 AM EST
dont piss in the wind
Link Posted: 3/14/2006 10:15:53 PM EST
"You are not your hero."

Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:33:00 AM EST
Lifes to short to dance with UGLY women!

Or as my father told me.
Son you have drank to much if you go to bed with a filthy woman and she wakes up with a clean nipple!
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 2:43:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2006 10:55:11 AM EST
Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together. MJD
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