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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 8/10/2002 8:53:29 AM EST
Dear_______ (add P.C. name of your choice)[:D] Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger
Link Posted: 8/11/2002 7:02:21 AM EST
Don't forget the people you meet on the way to the top. You will be seeing the same ones again on the way back down.
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