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Posted: 10/25/2013 10:00:25 AM EST
I'll start.

Katherine McPhee

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:01:23 AM EST
I don't get it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:01:31 AM EST
Shit OP you must be smokin'.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:02:39 AM EST
Jessica Alba and the herps
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:04:04 AM EST
I'm pretty sure I'm below the standards of hot women.




Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:04:48 AM EST
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I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:05:26 AM EST
id take one for the team if its Jessica Alba
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:06:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Shung:
id take one for the team if its Jessica Alba
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0.00087 milliseconds after you give her your O face, you'll regret that decision.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:07:08 AM EST
There exists no such creature.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:07:23 AM EST
[Rob Zombie] WHAT? [/Rob Zombie]
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:07:33 AM EST
Is this a trick question?
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:07:55 AM EST
OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:08:09 AM EST
Most womens are below my standards. Sad but true.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:08:20 AM EST
Standards, what are those????
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:08:55 AM EST
Katherine McPhee below your standards?

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Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:09:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Balforin:



I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.
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Originally Posted By Balforin:
Originally Posted By jherm77:
Jessica Alba and the herps



I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:09:21 AM EST
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Originally Posted By DougR:
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That would be a compelling reason to go gay.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:15:23 AM EST
LULZ........ This thread is funny!
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:16:35 AM EST
Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again.

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:17:11 AM EST
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Originally Posted By beardog30:

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.
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Originally Posted By beardog30:
Originally Posted By Balforin:
Originally Posted By jherm77:
Jessica Alba and the herps



I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.


yep, statistics are a bitch.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:17:21 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AlamTX:

That would be a compelling reason to go gay.
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Originally Posted By AlamTX:
Originally Posted By DougR:
Most womens are below my standards. Sad but true.

That would be a compelling reason to go gay.


Not that there is anything wrong with it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:17:29 AM EST
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Originally Posted By brassburn:
Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again.

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I swear this place never ceases to amaze me.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:19:14 AM EST
We need a picture of the OP in order to decide if this is a joke thread or a serious thread.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:20:16 AM EST
I have precious few physical standards for women; in fact I can't think of one that's an absolute deal breaker.

I have tons of behavioral standards, though; and my wife already meets or exceeds those. And just to head-off the accusations of hypocrisy, my standards for myself are even more stringent; and I do manage to live up to them most of the time.

The ultimate standard: is that woman married to me? (BTW, that's always been the case, for me).

So <every hot woman's picture here>
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:20:29 AM EST
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Originally Posted By brassburn:
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No shit, did you see those elbows?

And those toes?


ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:24:24 AM EST
Can't play, not too many women below my standards
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:25:29 AM EST
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Originally Posted By warkittens:
I'm pretty sure I'm below the standards of hot, moderately hot, pretty, average, and slightly homley women.




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Do you know how I KNOW you are Gay?



j/k
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:27:54 AM EST
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Originally Posted By mbp9:
OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!

http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katharine-McPhee/Katharine-McPhee-914068.jpg
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Her toes are too curled
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:28:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AlamTX:
I don't get it.
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Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:28:40 AM EST
OP -- there ain't a woman alive that should be below your standards.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:30:54 AM EST
title is confusing
if i think a chick is hot, she's not below my standards....
is the question actually, who would you fuck, even though she's below your standards?
rachel ray chubby style would be my answer....
i don't like fat chicks - have jumped on the grenade for my buddy a couple times, but didn't fuck her, just a bj in the parking lot while he got his on in her friends car...
chubby rachel ray, i could think about hot rachel ray while i'm doing it
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:31:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By midcap:


yep, statistics are a bitch.
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Originally Posted By beardog30:
Originally Posted By Balforin:
Originally Posted By jherm77:
Jessica Alba and the herps



I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.


yep, statistics are a bitch.


Just so we are clear, I wrote that sarcastic statement followed with the retarded/clown emoticon for clarity.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:34:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2013 10:35:14 AM EST by reconBYfire]
I see where you are coming from OP.

Katherine McPhee is a good looking gal. However, womenz like her are a dime a dozen in the looks category.

ETA: I didnt know Alba had the herpes
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:34:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:


Her toes are too curled
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:
Originally Posted By mbp9:
OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!

http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katharine-McPhee/Katharine-McPhee-914068.jpg


Her toes are too curled


See? Finally someone understands me!

Here, let me point some other stuff out.

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:36:09 AM EST
If I think she's hot, she's not below my standards. OP makes no fucking sense, and may be mildly retarded.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:36:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2013 10:36:48 AM EST by WyattEarp]
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Originally Posted By brassburn:
Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again.

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Lol, these guys?


Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:37:48 AM EST
If you have a pulse and weigh less than me, we're compatable.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:38:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By DougR:


Not that there is anything wrong with it.
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Originally Posted By AlamTX:
Originally Posted By DougR:
Most womens are below my standards. Sad but true.

That would be a compelling reason to go gay.


Not that there is anything wrong with it.

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Please enlighten us on what these "standards" you speak of are, OP.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:40:59 AM EST
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Originally Posted By brassburn:
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Goes along with that thread where the vast majority here claimed to have above average intelligence.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:41:22 AM EST
Well, I hung out with one when I was an undergrad. Crazy hot, but three kids from three different dads.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:44:36 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
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I can think of a gal who probably weighs more than me and is a darn good catch.

Then again, I'm the archetypical "skinny little f***er" and she's a TALL, well-figured lass. I think she's about 6'1", and I'm only 6' on a good day...but if circumstances were right...

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:55:11 AM EST
Inkies?
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 10:58:50 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AlamTX:

That would be a compelling reason to go gay.
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Originally Posted By AlamTX:
Originally Posted By DougR:
Most womens are below my standards. Sad but true.

That would be a compelling reason to go gay.

Maybe he is gay. Afterall if his standards are "must have penis," then women are deficient.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:00:02 AM EST
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OP are you talking about her "home wrecker ways" or something?

If not, is this some kind of "coming out" thread?

Which is fine, really, I don't judge people based on their bedroom shenanigans.

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:00:11 AM EST
IN
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:


Her toes are too curled
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Originally Posted By FreeFloater:
Originally Posted By mbp9:
OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!

http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Katharine-McPhee/Katharine-McPhee-914068.jpg


Her toes are too curled

That's because I just got done with her.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:03:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By beardog30:

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.
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Originally Posted By beardog30:
Originally Posted By Balforin:
Originally Posted By jherm77:
Jessica Alba and the herps



I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.


Nope. Wife and I were both virgins at the wedding altar.

However, wife sometimes gets a cold sore. While technically not what I consider an STD, it is sort of a gray area and I've probably been exposed though she refrains from kissing me whenever she gets a flare-up.
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