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Posted: 10/25/2013 11:00:25 AM EDT
I'll start.

Katherine McPhee

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:01:23 AM EDT
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I don't get it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:01:31 AM EDT
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Shit OP you must be smokin'.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:02:39 AM EDT
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Jessica Alba and the herps
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:04:04 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure I'm below the standards of hot women.




Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:04:48 AM EDT
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I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:05:26 AM EDT
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id take one for the team if its Jessica Alba
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:06:58 AM EDT
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0.00087 milliseconds after you give her your O face, you'll regret that decision.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:07:08 AM EDT
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There exists no such creature.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:07:23 AM EDT
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[Rob Zombie] WHAT? [/Rob Zombie]
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:07:33 AM EDT
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Is this a trick question?
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:07:55 AM EDT
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OP you're saying this woman is below your standards?!

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:08:09 AM EDT
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Most womens are below my standards.  Sad but true.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:08:20 AM EDT
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Standards, what are those????
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:08:55 AM EDT
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Katherine McPhee below your standards?


Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:09:04 AM EDT
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I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.
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I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:09:21 AM EDT
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That would be a compelling reason to go gay.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:15:23 AM EDT
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LULZ........ This thread is funny!
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:16:35 AM EDT
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Here we go with the Arfcom "pointy elbow" brigade again.

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:17:11 AM EDT
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I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.


yep, statistics are a bitch.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:17:21 AM EDT
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Not that there is anything wrong with it.  
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:17:29 AM EDT
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I swear this place never ceases to amaze me.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:19:14 AM EDT
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We need a picture of the OP in order to decide if this is a joke thread or a serious thread.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:20:16 AM EDT
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I have precious few physical standards for women; in fact I can't think of one that's an absolute deal breaker.

I have tons of behavioral standards, though; and my wife already meets or exceeds those.  And just to head-off the accusations of hypocrisy, my standards for myself are even more stringent; and I do manage to live up to them most of the time.

The ultimate standard:  is that woman married to me?  (BTW, that's always been the case, for me).

So <every hot woman's picture here>
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:20:29 AM EDT
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No shit, did you see those elbows?

And those toes?


ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:24:24 AM EDT
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Can't play, not too many women below my standards
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:25:29 AM EDT
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I'm pretty sure I'm below the standards of hot, moderately hot, pretty, average, and slightly homley women.




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Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:25:49 AM EDT
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Do you know how I KNOW you are Gay?



j/k
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:27:54 AM EDT
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Her toes are too curled
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:28:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:28:40 AM EDT
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OP -- there ain't a woman alive that should be below your standards.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:30:54 AM EDT
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title is confusing
if i think a chick is hot, she's not below my standards....
is the question actually, who would you fuck, even though she's below your standards?
rachel ray chubby style would be my answer....
i don't like fat chicks - have jumped on the grenade for my buddy a couple times, but didn't fuck her, just a bj in the parking lot while he got his on in her friends car...
chubby rachel ray, i could think about hot rachel ray while i'm doing it
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:31:48 AM EDT
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yep, statistics are a bitch.
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I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.


yep, statistics are a bitch.


Just so we are clear, I wrote that sarcastic statement followed with the retarded/clown emoticon for clarity.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:34:38 AM EDT
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I see where you are coming from OP.





Katherine McPhee is a good looking gal. However, womenz like her are a dime a dozen in the looks category.



ETA: I didnt know Alba had the herpes

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:34:47 AM EDT
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Her toes are too curled
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Her toes are too curled


See?  Finally someone understands me!

Here, let me point some other stuff out.

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:36:09 AM EDT
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If I think she's hot, she's not below my standards.  OP makes no fucking sense, and may be mildly retarded.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:36:10 AM EDT
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Lol, these guys?


Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:37:48 AM EDT
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If you have a pulse and weigh less than me, we're compatable.  
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:38:43 AM EDT
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Not that there is anything wrong with it.  





 
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:39:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:40:53 AM EDT
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Please enlighten us on what these "standards" you speak of are, OP.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:40:59 AM EDT
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Goes along with that thread where the vast majority here claimed to have above average intelligence.



 
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:41:22 AM EDT
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Well, I hung out with one when I was an undergrad.  Crazy hot, but three kids from three different dads.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:44:36 AM EDT
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I can think of a gal who probably weighs more than me and is a darn good catch.

Then again, I'm the archetypical "skinny little f***er" and she's a TALL, well-figured lass. I think she's about 6'1", and I'm only 6' on a good day...but if circumstances were right...

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:55:11 AM EDT
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Inkies?
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 11:58:50 AM EDT
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Maybe he is gay. Afterall if his standards are "must have penis," then women are deficient.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 12:00:02 PM EDT
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OP are you talking about her "home wrecker ways" or something?

If not, is this some kind of "coming out" thread?

Which is fine, really, I don't judge people based on their bedroom shenanigans.

Link Posted: 10/25/2013 12:00:11 PM EDT
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IN
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 12:01:51 PM EDT
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Her toes are too curled
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Her toes are too curled

That's because I just got done with her.
Link Posted: 10/25/2013 12:03:01 PM EDT
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I don't care how "hot" a woman is............. if she has the STD, she isn't having me.

I have news for you, if you have had sex you have very likely been exposed to an STD.


Nope.  Wife and I were both virgins at the wedding altar.

However, wife sometimes gets a cold sore.  While technically not what I consider an STD, it is sort of a gray area and I've probably been exposed though she refrains from kissing me whenever she gets a flare-up.
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