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Posted: 9/21/2005 6:49:00 AM EDT

That is all.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:52:33 AM EDT
You forgot to check the poll option that allows us to make multiple choices.


Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:53:11 AM EDT
All of the above.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:53:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
You forgot to check the poll option that allows us to make multiple choices.





Yep, All of the above would be a good choice.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:53:57 AM EDT
You forgot "because dealing with men everyday makes them that way".
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:54:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
You forgot to check the poll option that allows us to make multiple choices.





I know, I wanted to see what all you think was the MOST SIGNIFICANT factor
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:55:38 AM EDT
Your poll isn't working properly. I voted for the bottom option (society makes them that way) but it didn't register.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:57:18 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:59:42 AM EDT
Well, buddy, the alternative is nailing each other in the ass all day, and I don't think I could go for that...
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:01:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 7:05:02 AM EDT by macman37]

Originally Posted By mcnielsen:
Well, buddy, the alternative is nailing each other in the ass all day, and I don't think I could go for that...



+1

Vive la difference!

Edit: I love hearing from the guys that complain about women all the time. Unless you like being lonely, your options (excluding women) are: DUDES.

Unacceptable to me. The ladies have us by the proverbial and literal balls because we don't have anywhere else to go without, well, resorting to (what is to me) the unthinkable: Hairy Man Hole.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:01:35 AM EDT
When they are a bit... unreasonable, hormones is the likely answer.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:08:25 AM EDT
She found out about the pictures whaile she was sleeping?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:09:46 AM EDT
It is all Bush's fault that women are nuts!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:11:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
She found out about the pictures whaile she was sleeping?



very funny. No, I know better!
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:13:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
You forgot to check the poll option that allows us to make multiple choices.





Yep... All of the above would be just about correct...

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:20:51 AM EDT
Hormones make them crazy! It's gotta be the hormones.

(So, how do you make a hormone? -Don't pay her!)
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:23:11 AM EDT
It is all the fault of society. Back in Victorian times, women were protected because THE most important role of a woman is to be a mother. Before Victorian times, this was also the number one cause of death in women. Look at any old cemetary and you will find scores of infant deaths buried with their mother.

Modern medicine has virtually eliminated this hazard and society forgot why we instituted the norms, labeling these as outdated when in reality, their secondary stabilizing effects were ignored. This gave rise to the initial women's movement of suffrage which then led to prohibition, organized crime and economic collapse. This led to intense socialism and we now have the mess we are in.

Hormones have been with us since the dawn of time...there is good reason lunar cycle is 28 days and also why women cohabitating will synchronize their cycles...its all about the hunt which als proves we are omnivores.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:23:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 7:24:34 AM EDT by Merrell]
Women are great as long as they are kept busy with their chores.

It's when they get free time that the hormones kick in and they get random neurons firing, the result being furniture gets rearranged (for no apparant reason) or you find yourself being dragged to a store to look at "wallpaper"


Seriously. Has any sane man ever spontaneously decided that a wall needs a decorative paper covering*?



*other than to cover bullet holes
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:31:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
You forgot to check the poll option that allows us to make multiple choices.





Yeah. They're all correct.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:47:56 AM EDT
All of the above . . . holy crap . . . .
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:48:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
You forgot to check the poll option that allows us to make multiple choices.



Mmmmm women and multiple choices.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:55:16 AM EDT
Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird. That obsession you guys have going with various parts of your body and its function is really juvenile. Granted spending 4 hours to pick out the right outfit to wear to the range isn't any better but the good Lord in his enormous wisdom designed us that way. With that said, lets see the raise of hands who would rather life with out us?

Patty
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:57:40 AM EDT
Lets see.


One cheated on me with my best friend in a hotel room paid for by my credit card and flipped out when I found out.

One tried to stab me with an empty hypodermic needle in my sleep to "suck out the bad dreams" i could be having.

One got mad at driving directions she didnt understand and burned all the clothes I had left at her apartment.

One, that used to post here as diesel_girl, didnt understand why going drinking every night of the week until the wee hours of the morning was counter productive.


I've run the gambit of crazy and havent come out any worse for the wear.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:57:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:01:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 8:02:49 AM EDT by Merrell]

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird.



We men are not "weird".

Just because YOU cannot see the wisdom in rebuilding an engine in the living room* does not make us somehow odd or "eccentric"

*saves steps going to the fridge for more beer

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:06:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LHD:
Lets see.


One cheated on me with my best friend in a hotel room paid for by my credit card and flipped out when I found out.

One tried to stab me with an empty hypodermic needle in my sleep to "suck out the bad dreams" i could be having.

One got mad at driving directions she didnt understand and burned all the clothes I had left at her apartment.

One, that used to post here as diesel_girl, didnt understand why going drinking every night of the week until the wee hours of the morning was counter productive.


I've run the gambit of crazy and havent come out any worse for the wear.




You really oughta elaborate on these when you have time.

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:10:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:

Originally Posted By LHD:
Lets see.


One cheated on me with my best friend in a hotel room paid for by my credit card and flipped out when I found out.

One tried to stab me with an empty hypodermic needle in my sleep to "suck out the bad dreams" i could be having.

One got mad at driving directions she didnt understand and burned all the clothes I had left at her apartment.

One, that used to post here as diesel_girl, didnt understand why going drinking every night of the week until the wee hours of the morning was counter productive.


I've run the gambit of crazy and havent come out any worse for the wear.




You really oughta elaborate on these when you have time.




Now you see why I like heavy pistols. Gotta have some weight in my hand so I can knock em out of bed.

One of the ones I'm seeing now isnt so sharp either. We'll see how this weekend turns out. Might have another story to add to the list.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:15:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird.



We men are not "weird".

Just because for more beer



Actually I can understand that. Its the farting contests, the underarm song solo's at parties, the constant quest to say the alphabet while burping, the desire to "hump" a woman who's bent over and numerous other things men should have outgrown in say middle school.

Patty
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:16:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird.



We men are not "weird".

Just because for more beer



Actually I can understand that. Its the farting contests, the underarm song solo's at parties, the constant quest to say the alphabet while burping, the desire to "hump" a woman who's bent over and numerous other things men should have outgrown in say middle school.

Patty



Maybe its an Oregon thing but I'm almost as immature as they come and I havent done any of that stuff since grade school.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:23:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Actually I can understand that. Its the farting contests, the underarm song solo's at parties, the constant quest to say the alphabet while burping, the desire to "hump" a woman who's bent over and numerous other things men should have outgrown in say middle school.

Patty



That's hard wired. You ladies have a shopping gene and us he-menz have a bent over humping gene.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:24:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LHD:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird.



We men are not "weird".

Just because for more beer



Actually I can understand that. Its the farting contests, the underarm song solo's at parties, the constant quest to say the alphabet while burping, the desire to "hump" a woman who's bent over and numerous other things men should have outgrown in say middle school.

Patty



Maybe its an Oregon thing but I'm almost as immature as they come and I havent done any of that stuff since grade school.



I don't know, maybe. I spent the week end with a bunch of doctors from Nevada and granted none tried to hump me but there were some pretty immature stuff going on.

Patty
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:27:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
I don't know, maybe. I spent the week end with a bunch of doctors from Nevada and granted none tried to hump me but there were some pretty immature stuff going on.

Patty



Cause they have to be serious all the time at their job.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:27:18 AM EDT
IMHO; both sexes are a "bit wacked"; including yours truly. The difficult part is determining the level of insanity each person in the relationship is willing to tolerate.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:32:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By LHD:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird.



We men are not "weird".

Just because for more beer



Actually I can understand that. Its the farting contests, the underarm song solo's at parties, the constant quest to say the alphabet while burping, the desire to "hump" a woman who's bent over and numerous other things men should have outgrown in say middle school.

Patty



Maybe its an Oregon thing but I'm almost as immature as they come and I havent done any of that stuff since grade school.



I still work with a lot of guys who act this way.......you'd think that once someone reaches 30 that Body Odor and poor behavior wouldn't be a celebratory contest of the minds.......Women aren't any better - they have their own weird quirks and some are straight psychotic.............If I get married - it'll probably be to an import....... not some trailer-park beauty pagent queen educated by Oprah and Jerry Springer. I realize.........there are "good" American women - but I am not impressed with society in general here.....
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:36:58 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 8:52:44 AM EDT by Merrell]

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By Merrell:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird.



We men are not "weird".

Just because for more beer



Actually I can understand that. Its the farting contests, the underarm song solo's at parties, the constant quest to say the alphabet while burping, the desire to "hump" a woman who's bent over and numerous other things men should have outgrown in say middle school.

Patty



Any idiot can say the alphabet while burping.

To utter a belch-powered Greek alphabet requires inspired talent.

Check it out!

alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi, omicron, pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi, psi, omega

Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:37:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 8:41:03 AM EDT
hey, where's the "all of the above" option?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:37:01 PM EDT
Yep, women are nuts. Once you start eating them, you cannot stop.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:38:30 PM EDT
Yep, women are nuts. Once you start eating them, you cannot stop.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:39:15 PM EDT
Yep, women are nuts. Once you start eating them, you cannot stop.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 12:50:25 PM EDT
It's the chromosome. All the other choices are a result of that, and it also drives their bizarre relationship behavior.

Want to understand women better? Read "Sperm Wars" by Robin Baker. He explains why evolutionary biology drives certain behavior in men and women.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 1:20:38 PM EDT
No "nuttier" than a lot of men I know.The men I know who have problems with relating to women tend to have issues themselves that they then blame the women in their lives for.
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