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Posted: 9/21/2005 6:49:00 AM EDT
That is all. |
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You forgot to check the poll option that allows us to make multiple choices.
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Yep, All of the above would be a good choice. |
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You forgot "because dealing with men everyday makes them that way".
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I know, I wanted to see what all you think was the MOST SIGNIFICANT factor |
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Your poll isn't working properly. I voted for the bottom option (society makes them that way) but it didn't register.
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It's the hormones.
No doubt about it. Eric The(OccasionalVictimOfHormones)Hun |
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Well, buddy, the alternative is nailing each other in the ass all day, and I don't think I could go for that...
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+1 Vive la difference! Edit: I love hearing from the guys that complain about women all the time. Unless you like being lonely, your options (excluding women) are: DUDES. Unacceptable to me. The ladies have us by the proverbial and literal balls because we don't have anywhere else to go without, well, resorting to (what is to me) the unthinkable: Hairy Man Hole. |
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When they are a bit... unreasonable, hormones is the likely answer.
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very funny. No, I know better! |
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Yep... All of the above would be just about correct... |
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Hormones make them crazy! It's gotta be the hormones.
(So, how do you make a hormone? -Don't pay her!) |
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It is all the fault of society. Back in Victorian times, women were protected because THE most important role of a woman is to be a mother. Before Victorian times, this was also the number one cause of death in women. Look at any old cemetary and you will find scores of infant deaths buried with their mother.
Modern medicine has virtually eliminated this hazard and society forgot why we instituted the norms, labeling these as outdated when in reality, their secondary stabilizing effects were ignored. This gave rise to the initial women's movement of suffrage which then led to prohibition, organized crime and economic collapse. This led to intense socialism and we now have the mess we are in. Hormones have been with us since the dawn of time...there is good reason lunar cycle is 28 days and also why women cohabitating will synchronize their cycles...its all about the hunt which als proves we are omnivores. |
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Women are great as long as they are kept busy with their chores.
It's when they get free time that the hormones kick in and they get random neurons firing, the result being furniture gets rearranged (for no apparant reason) or you find yourself being dragged to a store to look at "wallpaper" Seriously. Has any sane man ever spontaneously decided that a wall needs a decorative paper covering*? *other than to cover bullet holes |
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Yeah. They're all correct. |
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Mmmmm women and multiple choices. |
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Women are admittedly a bit wacked. Myself included. However Men are just plain weird. That obsession you guys have going with various parts of your body and its function is really juvenile. Granted spending 4 hours to pick out the right outfit to wear to the range isn't any better but the good Lord in his enormous wisdom designed us that way. With that said, lets see the raise of hands who would rather life with out us?
Patty |
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Lets see.
One cheated on me with my best friend in a hotel room paid for by my credit card and flipped out when I found out. One tried to stab me with an empty hypodermic needle in my sleep to "suck out the bad dreams" i could be having. One got mad at driving directions she didnt understand and burned all the clothes I had left at her apartment. One, that used to post here as diesel_girl, didnt understand why going drinking every night of the week until the wee hours of the morning was counter productive. I've run the gambit of crazy and havent come out any worse for the wear. |
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I think it's more accurate to say that it's ONE woman who you think is nuts and you bear at least 50% of the responsibility for her being in your life.
At least if a man that I'm dating is being an ass I'll be forthright about it being HIM and not all men. |
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We men are not "weird". Just because YOU cannot see the wisdom in rebuilding an engine in the living room* does not make us somehow odd or "eccentric" *saves steps going to the fridge for more beer |
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You really oughta elaborate on these when you have time. |
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Now you see why I like heavy pistols. Gotta have some weight in my hand so I can knock em out of bed. One of the ones I'm seeing now isnt so sharp either. We'll see how this weekend turns out. Might have another story to add to the list. |
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Actually I can understand that. Its the farting contests, the underarm song solo's at parties, the constant quest to say the alphabet while burping, the desire to "hump" a woman who's bent over and numerous other things men should have outgrown in say middle school. Patty |
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Maybe its an Oregon thing but I'm almost as immature as they come and I havent done any of that stuff since grade school. |
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That's hard wired. You ladies have a shopping gene and us he-menz have a bent over humping gene. |
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I don't know, maybe. I spent the week end with a bunch of doctors from Nevada and granted none tried to hump me but there were some pretty immature stuff going on. Patty |
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Cause they have to be serious all the time at their job. |
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IMHO; both sexes are a "bit wacked"; including yours truly. The difficult part is determining the level of insanity each person in the relationship is willing to tolerate.
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I still work with a lot of guys who act this way.......you'd think that once someone reaches 30 that Body Odor and poor behavior wouldn't be a celebratory contest of the minds.......Women aren't any better - they have their own weird quirks and some are straight psychotic.............If I get married - it'll probably be to an import....... not some trailer-park beauty pagent queen educated by Oprah and Jerry Springer. I realize.........there are "good" American women - but I am not impressed with society in general here..... |
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Any idiot can say the alphabet while burping. To utter a belch-powered Greek alphabet requires inspired talent. Check it out! alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi, omicron, pi, rho, sigma, tau, upsilon, phi, chi, psi, omega |
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The voice of reason. |
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Yep, women are nuts. Once you start eating them, you cannot stop.
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Yep, women are nuts. Once you start eating them, you cannot stop.
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Yep, women are nuts. Once you start eating them, you cannot stop.
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It's the chromosome. All the other choices are a result of that, and it also drives their bizarre relationship behavior.
Want to understand women better? Read "Sperm Wars" by Robin Baker. He explains why evolutionary biology drives certain behavior in men and women. |
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No "nuttier" than a lot of men I know.The men I know who have problems with relating to women tend to have issues themselves that they then blame the women in their lives for.
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