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Posted: 6/21/2017 8:12:32 AM EDT
WACO, Texas (AP) - A Texas woman who police said packed a loaded pistol in her vagina has been sentenced to probation after she pleaded guilty to drug possession.
Waco police say that when Castaneda was arrested in 2015, she told officers on her way to McLennan County Jail that she was packing a loaded handgun in her birth canal. Police Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton said a jail matron performed a cavity search and found the gun, right where Castaneda said she had hid it. Castaneda's attorney, Seth Sutton, denied the story as impossible, but Swanton said the police department stood by it. http://www.wbrc.com/story/35710498/woman-who-hid-gun-in-her-vagina-gets-probation-in-drug-case LOL of course the lawyer said it didn't happen. LOL |
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Larry David and the Big Vagina |
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She is perpetuating the stereotype that everything in Texas is bigger.
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We recently dealt with a lady who had a condom filled with three syringes and a decent sized rock of meth in her.
Not the vag end either. Nothing but sheer determination and will power with that one. |
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John Wayne in "True Grit" : "Why by god girl that's a Colt's Dragoon!"
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MAC needs to start adding that to his pistol testing protocol.
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right where Castaneda said she had hid it.
lol How big is it? |
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Does her vag need to be registered as a destructive device since it's obviously way over .50 cal.
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So a man cozies up to a slutty looking woman at a bar and says "I'd love a little pussy".
The slattern replies "Me too! Mine's as big as a house!" |
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Anybody know what kind of gun it was?
Im assuming it was either a small gun or a huge vagina.... If it was a full size hand gun, jesus! |
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Hmmm, if I brought a woman home and I found a shooter in her cooter I would think that I had found a prize in a prize.
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View Quote I've looked all over for one of those in that shape. Guess I was looking in the wrong places. |
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Is that the actual pussy pistol? I've looked all over for one of those in that shape. Guess I was looking in the wrong places. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Is that the actual pussy pistol? I've looked all over for one of those in that shape. Guess I was looking in the wrong places. |
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She's got a big pussy.
She's got a big pussy. I didn't say it twice. |
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Had to be a Sig P320, they look like dildos with with handles.
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Is that the actual pussy pistol? I've looked all over for one of those in that shape. Guess I was looking in the wrong places. View Quote |
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