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Posted: 8/13/2007 4:33:47 AM EDT
A Father walks into a bookstore  with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts  choking, going blue in the face. The



Father realizes the boy has  swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.  



A well dressed, attractive and  serious looking woman in a blue business suit



Is sitting at a coffee bar in the  store reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the  commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the  newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes  her way unhurried,



Across the bookstore.



Reaching the boy, the woman  carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the



Boy's' testicles and starts to  squeeze and twist gently at first and then



Ever more firmly. After a few  seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the  woman deftly catches it in her free hand.



Releasing the boy's testicles, the  woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the  coffee bar without saying a word.



As soon as he is sure that his son  has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and  starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that  before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"



"No," the woman replied, "Divorce  Attorney."




Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:34:58 AM EDT
[#1]
YOW!

Although I have to call :


Ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches it in her free hand.



Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.



C'mon... if she'd really been a divorce attorney that quarter would have been G-O-N-E.




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