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Posted: 1/6/2012 10:13:54 AM EDT
Would not hit.





Then police say she leaned against it, pulled her pants down and began urinating next to the painting.

Carmen Tisch with criminal mischief after she was accused of scratching, punching and leaning against a painting valued at more than $30 million on Dec. 29. She appeared in court Friday morning to be advised of the charges.

http://www.9news.com/news/article/240371/339/Woman-accused-of-attacking-painting-appears-in-court-
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:15:25 AM EDT
[#1]
Fookin' art critics.
 
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:16:23 AM EDT
[#2]
THose Lips are ment for one thing, and one thing only
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:16:53 AM EDT
[#3]
Looks like the painting won that exchange and gave her a beating.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:22:44 AM EDT
[#4]
performance art?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:23:23 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
THose Lips are ment for one thing, and one thing only


Holding a crack pipe?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:29:48 AM EDT
[#6]
Is that a UFO tat?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:33:37 AM EDT
[#7]
I wouldn't pay $50 for that POS painting, looks like something a 5 year old did, if they were high.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:41:10 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Is that a UFO tat?




Diamond?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:42:58 AM EDT
[#9]
What is sad is that she looks like if she got cleaned up, grew her hair out normally, never gotten those tats she might be hot.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:44:59 AM EDT
[#10]
Lay. off. the. drugs.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:48:58 AM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


I wouldn't pay $50 for that POS painting, looks like something a 5 year old did, if they were high.


Good for you buddy!!!!

 
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:56:33 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
THose Lips are ment for one thing, and one thing only


Spreading disease?
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:57:39 AM EDT
[#13]
as per george carlin:

i wouldn't f her with a golden dick
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 10:59:27 AM EDT
[#14]
So that's what happened to Michelle Rodriguez.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:00:52 AM EDT
[#15]
Barstool Sports had a hilarious article/blog on this. No way I could party with this woman...smears her ass on a $30mil painting passes out immediately after and pisses herself.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:01:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:04:02 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:04:39 AM EDT
[#18]
freckles...
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:06:57 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
freckles...


Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:09:24 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
THose Lips are ment for one thing, and one thing only


You can't be first but you can be next.  Yuck.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:19:23 AM EDT
[#21]
Stranger than fiction.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:35:53 AM EDT
[#22]
Anyone see the 30-million dollar painting?



Now, look.  I can appreciate art.  

But what exactly makes that worth $30 million dollars?

Can someone explain it to me?  

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:39:09 AM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


Anyone see the 30-million dollar painting?



http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/painting.jpg



Now, look.  I can appreciate art.  



But what exactly makes that worth $30 million dollars?



Can someone explain it to me?  






Yah, it is really simple, when at auction, a bunch of extremely rich people bid that high in order to own that painting. THat is where it's worth comes from.





 
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:40:33 AM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:



Quoted:

THose Lips are ment for one thing, and one thing only




Holding a crack pipe?


Damn it!



 
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:41:27 AM EDT
[#25]

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:42:46 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Is that a UFO tat?




Diamond?


Looks more like a CZ stone cut by a guy having a seizure, and hell no, i would not hit.
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:43:31 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:45:06 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Anyone see the 30-million dollar painting?

http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/painting.jpg




I....see.....BLOOD!
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:45:30 AM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:45:41 AM EDT
[#30]

 It's a take on the tale of the Emperor's new clothes. A bunch of social climbing snobs with way more money than aesthetic competence all competing to "be way more cooler" and 'avant garde' than everyone else in their social circle. A lot of successful modern art has more to do with various social phenomenon and politics than with any enduring artistic value.

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:45:55 AM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:



Quoted:

THose Lips are ment for one thing, and one thing only




Holding a crack pipe?


That would be my guess.



 
Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:49:05 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Is that a UFO tat?


Looks like shes covering up a tracheotomy .

Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:50:28 AM EDT
[#33]
Francis Dolarhyde did it better.




Link Posted: 1/6/2012 11:58:51 AM EDT
[#34]
The real question is - how did that troll get that close to a $30MM anything?
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