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Posted: 5/13/2021 7:59:58 AM EST
VP
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:02:00 AM EST
[#1]
hot

i should be so lucky
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:02:02 AM EST
[#2]
I knew I should have bought Dogecoin.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:02:04 AM EST
[#3]
Hot.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:02:23 AM EST
[#4]
All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:02:34 AM EST
[#5]
Much Information. Such wow.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:02:54 AM EST
[#6]
I might let him hit it for a few million.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:02:58 AM EST
[#7]
Link had the much-coveted and nearly-universally asked for "pic of woman."

Good job.

Never used Tinder and have no ability to anyway----no smartphone.

Girl is pretty but those nutcases exist.  On the downside, she'd discard the baby into a dumpster as soon as she left the hospital.

Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:03:02 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:03:03 AM EST
[#9]
Need pics to determine guilt.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:03:42 AM EST
[#10]
God, I'd love that. "Ha! Jokes on you, bitch! I'm shootin' blanks!"
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:04:03 AM EST
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Link had the much-coveted and nearly-universally asked for "pic of woman."

Good job.

Never used Tinder and have no ability to anyway----no smartphone.

Girl is pretty but those nutcases exist.  On the downside, she'd discard the baby into a dumpster as soon as she left the hospital.

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how's that working out for ya?
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:04:10 AM EST
[#12]
Every day I wake up hoping boomers will finally understand satire.

Every day I am disappointed.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:05:06 AM EST
[#13]
Scroll down on the link and you'll see a guy suffering from terminal cancer that petitioned a court to have his wife sit on his face until he suffocates.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:05:12 AM EST
[#14]
Thats Kinky. I would have faked it. Or maybe she likes to be choked, girls that shoot at you usually love being choked. Poke, Choke then Okey Doke out the door.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:05:13 AM EST
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Much Information. Such wow.
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All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed.



Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:05:37 AM EST
[#16]
WTF is up with that website?
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:06:01 AM EST
[#17]
Not sure if real news website.  

Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:06:27 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:06:30 AM EST
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You're telling my the "Cancer Patient wanting to die by having his wife sit on his face" story below that isn't true either?  
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:07:10 AM EST
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Thats Kinky. I would have faked it. Or maybe she likes to be choked, girls that shoot at you usually love being choked. Poke, Choke then Okey Doke out the door.
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@PeteCO
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:07:50 AM EST
[#21]
get it girl
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:08:20 AM EST
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Well, they think a dude played golf on the moon.

Ain't likely.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:08:26 AM EST
[#23]
It would have better had it been a knife or straight razor, but meh, I'll allow it.

Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:08:38 AM EST
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Not buying the story.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:08:47 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:08:57 AM EST
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Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked.
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All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed.



Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked.



Maybe you are cool with clicking on unspecified links but I’m not. If you are going to fucking make a thread at least add a fucking sentence or two with some details.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:09:03 AM EST
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"I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended,"


Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:09:15 AM EST
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"I think she knows that I was going to pull out any second because she told me to slow down and then reached for a pistol under her mattress, point it to my head, and told me to cum inside her like God intended," Tomas said he thought she was joking and until she showed her that the gun was loaded. She told him she wants his baby and called him Dogecoin Papi.

LoL
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:09:40 AM EST
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I didn’t dig deep enough but I’m sure it’s a satire site. Look at all the other stories. Bullshit
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:09:41 AM EST
[#30]
Hero
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:10:42 AM EST
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I chortled at that one
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:10:53 AM EST
[#32]
Is she a relator in NM?




Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:11:07 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:12:36 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:12:55 AM EST
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That fucking site
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:13:32 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:13:47 AM EST
[#39]
much legit
so credible
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:13:55 AM EST
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It would have better had it been a knife or straight razor, but meh, I'll allow it.

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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:14:22 AM EST
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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:15:12 AM EST
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Is she a relator in NM?




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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:15:43 AM EST
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I'm not sure I get off with a gun pointed at my head.
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Meh, I’d tell her to put the gun down and start crying, 8 to 7 seconds later

Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:15:56 AM EST
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Not gunna lie I had to scroll up and down to make sure it was

I mean that story is kinda plausible really
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:16:37 AM EST
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Meh, I'd tell her to put the gun down and start crying, 8 to 7 seconds later

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Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:16:54 AM EST
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Fricken lol
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:18:02 AM EST
[#48]
Lol


Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:18:54 AM EST
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Maybe you are cool with clicking on unspecified links but I’m not. If you are going to fucking make a thread at least add a fucking sentence or two with some details.
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Much Information. Such wow.



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All this context and details. I’m so overwhelmed.



Yeah, it’s not like there are any explicit details in the fucking article OP linked.



Maybe you are cool with clicking on unspecified links but I’m not. If you are going to fucking make a thread at least add a fucking sentence or two with some details.

You afraid you're gonna get ransomware on your big button phone and they'll steal your Ensure coupons?
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:19:39 AM EST
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You afraid you're gonna get ransomware on your big button phone and they'll steal your Ensure coupons?
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