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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 10/3/2005 6:53:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 6:54:11 AM EDT by thompsondd]
Honorable mention.


I think we shouldn't have booked the cheapest vacation package.

Fourth Runner Up.


Here, let me help you with that.

Third Runner Up.


'FOUR' is often three too many and often too late.

Second Runner Up.


Low flying aircraft can be hazardous to your health, especially if you go skiing in Italy. No all accidents happen ON the slopes. Sometimes they happen above them.

First Runner Up.


Traveling in foreign countries is often more exciting than driving on American highways.

and.....................................the GRAND PRIZE WINNER!!!


Not all French are cowards. Some are just really really stupid. How do you say "hold my beer" in French?

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:54:20 AM EDT
cool pics
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:54:33 AM EDT



Those pictures are great.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:58:03 AM EDT
Would have been a better photoshop if the guy was not holding a putter.

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:58:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Would have been a better photoshop if the guy was not holding a putter.

img102.imageshack.us/img102/3543/golf7ul.png



Details, details.....
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 6:59:37 AM EDT
Thanks for the morning laugh!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:06:35 AM EDT
That eiffel tower one made me dizzy. I love the train.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:17:05 AM EDT
I'm pretty sure that the Itialian Alps aren't red sandstone with desert scrub on them. May wanna PS out the shadow from the hot air balloon.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:20:37 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Would have been a better photoshop if the guy was not holding a putter.

img102.imageshack.us/img102/3543/golf7ul.png



+1

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:55:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 9:13:05 AM EDT by thompsondd]

Originally Posted By Vamousegun:
I'm pretty sure that the Itialian Alps aren't red sandstone with desert scrub on them. May wanna PS out the shadow from the hot air balloon.



I never thought about it being a hotair ballon. When I saw the picture, the FIRST thing that popped in my mind was the Marine EA-6B a few years back that clipped the tension line and dropped the gondola full of skiers onto the rocks below.

It was just a joke. OK, it was even a tasteless joke at that.

I know it's not Italy. It was the only incident that I could remember where a military aircraft accidentally 'sank' a gondola full of dangerous skiers.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:57:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:04:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 9:05:30 AM EDT by thompsondd]

Originally Posted By RaynoEleven:
That eiffel tower one made me dizzy.



There was a guy a few months ago who was filming a commercial for some gen-x clothing company. He was supposed to base jump from the Eifel Tower. Only problem was that when he jumped, he snagged his chute on something which either tore it, or completely tore it off of him (I don't remember which).



Anyway, imagine the surprise of the tourist below when this guy hits the deck in front of them at 100mph. SPLAT!!!

You know what they say, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:06:45 AM EDT
LMFAO!!! i may have just gotten myself in trouble....i opened this thread and burst into laughter in the middle of the office!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:08:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

Originally Posted By RaynoEleven:
That eiffel tower one made me dizzy.



There was a guy a few months ago who was filming a commercial for some gen-x clothing company. He was supposed to base jump from the Eifel Tower. Only problem was that when he jumped, he snagged his chute on something which either tore it, or completely tore it off of him (I don't remember which).



Anyway, imagine the surprise of the tourist below when this guy hits the deck in front of them at 100mph. SPLAT!!!

You know what they say, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end



Actually, the stop at the end isn't what kills you, its the realization that, yes, you ARE That Fucking Stupid
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:12:01 AM EDT
tagola
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:14:30 AM EDT
The Eifel tower one is a horrible photoshop. They couldn't even get the color right.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:14:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 9:15:36 AM EDT by thompsondd]

Originally Posted By ZootTX:

Originally Posted By thompsondd:

Originally Posted By RaynoEleven:
That eiffel tower one made me dizzy.



There was a guy a few months ago who was filming a commercial for some gen-x clothing company. He was supposed to base jump from the Eifel Tower. Only problem was that when he jumped, he snagged his chute on something which either tore it, or completely tore it off of him (I don't remember which).



Anyway, imagine the surprise of the tourist below when this guy hits the deck in front of them at 100mph. SPLAT!!!

You know what they say, it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end



Actually, the stop at the end isn't what kills you, its the realization that, yes, you ARE That Fucking Stupid



I had one of those moments going through Free Fall school. They AREN'T fun.

Pretty damned funny later, but they suck at the time. I only spent a month and a half in a military hospital as a result of mine!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:16:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fly-Navy:
The Eifel tower one is a horrible photoshop. They couldn't even get the color right.



So sorry.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:21:07 AM EDT
ROFLMAEONRFAOPEINFQOEIWNFQIE##QEIFMA$I
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:31:11 AM EDT
whats the last thing that went through eiffel boys head? His ASS!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:32:08 AM EDT
Man, you guys are tough critics.







Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:03:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 10:04:15 AM EDT by Knife_Sniper]






I cant say mine fit the thread as we made it out alive.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:14:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Knife_Sniper:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/04970003.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/01540013.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/01540010.jpg

I cant say mine fit the thread as we made it out alive.



Ah, Spelunking...reminds me of my college days!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:25:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 10:26:29 AM EDT by pathfinder74]

Originally Posted By Knife_Sniper:




Is he spelunking or are being sucked into someone's colon?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:31:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:34:18 AM EDT
This particular FAR SIDE comic seems to fit:




Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:34:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Knife_Sniper:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/04970003.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/01540013.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/01540010.jpg

I cant say mine fit the thread as we made it out alive.



More nightmares courtesy of ARFCOM
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:37:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tacberry:

Originally Posted By Knife_Sniper:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/04970003.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/01540013.jpg

img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/Lothen/01540010.jpg

I cant say mine fit the thread as we made it out alive.



More nightmares courtesy of ARFCOM



+.9bar!

I damn near had a panic attack just looking at that first pic. I had to start waving my arms in the air just so I knew I was free to move.
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