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Posted: 5/15/2012 2:56:23 AM EDT
[#1]
Can I pick the dining venue? I love KFC...
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Posted: 5/15/2012 2:57:18 AM EDT
[#2]
Oh, please!
I can't see how anyone could stand to eat with CONDOR. One wrong word and one could be like Eartha Kitt! With that amount of tension, how could anyone enjoy the meal? ________________________________________________________________________________ ("Oh, please, let me sit down, this is making me sick!"––Ricky being subjected to Lucy's attempt at cheating on a game show...and giving the correct answer at what George said crossing the Delaware, (w,stte), "I Love Lucy") |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 2:58:17 AM EDT
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Oh, please! I can't see how anyone could stand to eat with CONDOR. One wrong word and one could be like Eartha Kitt! With that amount of tension, how could anyone enjoy the meal? ________________________________________________________________________________ ("Oh, please, let me sit down, this is making me sick!"––Ricky being subjected to Lucy's attempt at cheating on a game show...and giving the correct answer at what George said crossing the Delaware, (w,stte), "I Love Lucy") I could. I would love to see him squirm. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:04:28 AM EDT
[#4]
First Prize: dinner with Barack
Second Prize : dinner with Barack AND Michelle |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:06:22 AM EDT
[#5]
There's a Wookie hair in my soup.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:07:29 AM EDT
[#6]
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First Prize: dinner with Barack Second Prize : dinner with Barack AND Michelle Second prize....ugh.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:08:13 AM EDT
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First Prize: dinner with Barack Second Prize : dinner with Barack AND Michelle But isn't she a health nut? Wouldn't that be like eating with Euell Gibbons? __________________________________________________________________ ("'Course, there's one good thing about a reactionary President, he's not into health foods. Last one, we didn't have lunch, we grazed."––Victor Milson, (w,stte), "2010") |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:16:44 AM EDT
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First Prize: dinner with Barack Second Prize : dinner with Barack AND Michelle But isn't she a health nut? Wouldn't that be like eating with Euell Gibbons? __________________________________________________________________ ("'Course, there's one good thing about a reactionary President, he's not into health foods. Last one, we didn't have lunch, we grazed."––Victor Milson, (w,stte), "2010") Yeah. I believe the North American Sasquatch exist on a primarily vegetarian diet. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:17:21 AM EDT
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt.
Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.  |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:19:39 AM EDT
[#10]
The only way I'd have dinner with BO is if it was his Last Supper.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:23:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Doesn't winning usualy imply getting something good?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:23:53 AM EDT
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
Wouldn't be the first time, huh. 
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:34:38 AM EDT
[#13]
What a shitty prize for winning
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:35:59 AM EDT
[#14]
I don't think that I would be able to keep my food down.
I'd do it though...just for the laughs. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:48:18 AM EDT
[#15]
Dine with theme Debbil? No thanks.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:50:43 AM EDT
[#16]
"I`ll have the fried puppy tonight"
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Posted: 5/15/2012 3:55:07 AM EDT
[#17]
I'd make a serious effort to be extremely well prepared and deliver massive smackdown to him regarding EVERY last one of his decisions
and policies. If I didn't get thrown out on my ear I'd call the night a failure, and I don't like failure. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:03:05 AM EDT
[#18]
I'd run the tab up like a fucking boss.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:06:37 AM EDT
[#19]
It could be fun to be the troll....
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:06:47 AM EDT
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First Prize: dinner with Barack Second Prize : dinner with Barack AND Michelle But isn't she a health nut? Wouldn't that be like eating with Euell Gibbons? Not quite, he died in 1975. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:10:59 AM EDT
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Doesn't winning usualy imply getting something good? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:12:39 AM EDT
[#22]
So what is 3rd Place?? Dessert with Sandra Fluke?
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:14:45 AM EDT
[#23]
You'd have to pay me - and $20 isn't going to cut it!
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:17:58 AM EDT
[#24]
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First Prize: dinner with Barack Second Prize : dinner with Barack AND Michelle "How much for dee wimen? Your wife the litte girls, sell me your children, ha ha ha ha ha" Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:18:40 AM EDT
[#25]
Need to find a restaurant that everything has pork, If someone had an international house of bacon I would totally go there. See if there is anything to him being Muslim....
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:21:08 AM EDT
[#26]
Are you sure that sounds the way you intended it to sound?
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:22:32 AM EDT
[#27]
Local gal won a raffle and had dinner with Clooney and FbH0.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:22:34 AM EDT
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
36_gauge whats up with all the gayness lately ? 
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:24:34 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Quoted: I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed. 36_gauge whats up with all the gayness lately ? It started off as a joke, I don't know what am I going to do now, everyone thinks I'm gay now  |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:25:17 AM EDT
[#30]
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
36_gauge whats up with all the gayness lately ? 0bama said he supports gay marriage, not sport fucking. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:25:30 AM EDT
[#31]
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
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Futuremodal needs to be locked in a small room with a very sweaty 36_guage for some attitude adjustment before stonerstudet drags him, kicking and screaming out of the closet. Ive met some fucking weirdos but to claim that all gays/lesbians/bis are affiliated with nambla is fucking
I'm pretty established as a flaming homo in arfcom these days, the funny thing is I'm IRL a hetero guy who's pretty confident with his sexuality. I don't know what happened here though. And you wonder......
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:26:50 AM EDT
[#32]
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
36_gauge whats up with all the gayness lately ? It started off as a joke, I don't know what am I going to do now, everyone thinks I'm gay now Yep, you're balls deep now. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:28:06 AM EDT
[#33]
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Oh, please! I can't see how anyone could stand to eat with CONDOR. One wrong word and one could be like Eartha Kitt! With that amount of tension, how could anyone enjoy the meal? ________________________________________________________________________________ ("Oh, please, let me sit down, this is making me sick!"––Ricky being subjected to Lucy's attempt at cheating on a game show...and giving the correct answer at what George said crossing the Delaware, (w,stte), "I Love Lucy") Darling, I would pay good money to watch you have dinner with Obama. Hilarity would ensue and he would probably have the biggest WTF episode of his life. Please start of with the one where the mysterious woman takes him to her apartment ...and he finds her wigs...(I searched, but couldn't find the thread). 
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:32:35 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Quoted: Oh, please! I can't see how anyone could stand to eat with CONDOR. One wrong word and one could be like Eartha Kitt! With that amount of tension, how could anyone enjoy the meal? ________________________________________________________________________________ ("Oh, please, let me sit down, this is making me sick!"––Ricky being subjected to Lucy's attempt at cheating on a game show...and giving the correct answer at what George said crossing the Delaware, (w,stte), "I Love Lucy") Darling, I would pay good money to watch you have dinner with Obama. Hilarity would ensue and he would probably have the biggest WTF episode of his life. Please start of with the one where the mysterious woman takes him to her apartment ...and he finds her wigs...(I searched, but couldn't find the thread). w,stte |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 4:39:53 AM EDT
[#35]
No thanks.
(My real reply is most likely not CoC compliant and most certainly would upset the SS.) |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:35:47 AM EDT
[#36]
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I'd make a serious effort to be extremely well prepared and deliver massive smackdown to him regarding EVERY last one of his decisions and policies. If I didn't get thrown out on my ear I'd call the night a failure, and I don't like failure. That's what I'm talking about. That right there. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:42:42 AM EDT
[#37]
If I won, I would donate the seat to Stephan Crowder.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:44:14 AM EDT
[#38]
I bet Michelle would calorie count your meal and make sure everything is proportionate.
Shes the perfect model for health.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:45:49 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: If I won, I would donate the seat to Stephan Crowder. This |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:47:13 AM EDT
[#40]
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
Nothing new for you
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Posted: 5/15/2012 6:49:19 AM EDT
[#41]
I'd clog the toilet, wipe with my hands, skip washing, shake hands, hit the buffet, shake hands, hob nob, hit the buffet again, shake more hands...
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:05:29 AM EDT
[#42]
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What a shitty prize for winning Stupid games-stupid prizes and all that. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:08:39 AM EDT
[#43]
FOOD FIGHT!!!
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:16:20 AM EDT
[#44]
They are setting up a BBQ in the oval office because it is going to rain that day.
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:16:57 AM EDT
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I'd try to make him try to fuck me in the butt. Then I'd post pictures all over the internet of the deed.
36_gauge whats up with all the gayness lately ? It started off as a joke, I don't know what am I going to do now, everyone thinks I'm gay now You should hook up with TRG. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:17:29 AM EDT
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"I`ll have the fried puppy tonight" It took that long to get to the first dog joke? Is ARFCOM so cutting edge that they have already abandoned this meme to move to the next one; or is it just slowing down? |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:23:32 AM EDT
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I'd see if I could get him drunk, and see what kind of stupid shit I could get him to say or do.
Hopefully, the papers would be filled with headlines like "Is this how the president really feels about ______?" and "Is Obama breaking under the stress of office?"
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Posted: 5/15/2012 7:35:21 AM EDT
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I'd go on about whatever is being served causes all sorts of my health afflictions to act up. Such as: "I can't have too many beans, peas, cabbage or rice they bloat me up something fierce". Or: " Is this endive? Last time I had endive I got the runs real bad it, so bad my hemorrhoids flared up something awful. I must be allergic or something, anyways I can't take any chances." "Is there shrimp in that? I get heartburn from shrimp and those vomit burps. Does that ever happen to you Michelle? oh gosh I hate that!"
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Posted: 5/15/2012 8:24:12 AM EDT
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I'd make a serious effort to be extremely well prepared and deliver massive smackdown to him regarding EVERY last one of his decisions and policies. If I didn't get thrown out on my ear I'd call the night a failure, and I don't like failure. That's what I'm talking about. That right there. And ODumdum wouldn't care in the slightest. |
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Posted: 5/15/2012 8:26:46 AM EDT
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You could NOT pay me enough to eat with that &*^^%%$$. I would be afraid of catching something contagious.
Impeach Obama for the Good of the Children. 
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