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Posted: 2/12/2015 7:41:49 PM EDT
Supposedly this think flashes lights on you which somehow relieves pain.

Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:46:16 PM EDT
It uses a special power called placebo.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:47:23 PM EDT
FPNI
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Originally Posted By DasRonin:
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1st post and all that.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:47:52 PM EDT
Tom Cruise and the E-Meter Band endorse it!
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:48:52 PM EDT
if it doesn't work, try some crystals.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:49:24 PM EDT
Works about as well as copper bracelets did.

Then when people forgot all about those. They came out with bracelets with magnets in them.


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Who the fuck makes that cheesy looking piece of dog shit? Nintendo?
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:50:54 PM EDT
Looks like one of those TASER Claymores
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:51:24 PM EDT
I completely forgot about the copper bracelets - surefire cure right there.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:51:46 PM EDT
Fuckin' magnets
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:53:07 PM EDT
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The theatons hate the light....

ETA: It only works if you have a crystal in your ass.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 7:57:09 PM EDT
I wonder when a high dollar spokesman will get sued.

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A million internets to you, good sir.

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Originally Posted By DasRonin:
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Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:00:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MMcCall:
Looks like one of those TASER Claymores
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That's a thing? where can one find these taser mines?
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:02:41 PM EDT
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That's a thing? where can one find these taser mines?
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Originally Posted By MMcCall:
Looks like one of those TASER Claymores


That's a thing? where can one find these taser mines?


Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:05:17 PM EDT
Works as a handheld alien communication device as well.

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Originally Posted By DasRonin:
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Also relieves the pain of carrying a full wallet....
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:12:06 PM EDT
Infrared light therapy has been shown to relieve pain: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2539004/
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:12:41 PM EDT
Hearing their radio commercials ad nauseum...and their claims of relieving pain in knee and shoulder joints....I had envisioned a curved brace made of willow wood.

Something like this, only with springy willow bolsters:



Who'd of thunk it...

Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:13:21 PM EDT
it generates heat.

the lights are IR feds that warm the tissue.

if you look at the display on the thing it clearly has a temp setting.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:50:57 PM EDT
People will believe anything, if they are sufficiently ignorant.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:54:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dorobuta:
it generates heat.

the lights are IR feds that warm the tissue.

if you look at the display on the thing it clearly has a temp setting.
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Ah, yeah, that makes sense what they were trying to con people with. Although much cheaper ways to do that.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 8:57:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dorobuta:
it generates heat.

the lights are IR feds that warm the tissue.

if you look at the display on the thing it clearly has a temp setting.
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I have a son in an Ortho residency. No one brings a heat lamp to a knife fight.

Wait.....
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 9:25:56 PM EDT
Placebo has been tested against every known malady and has demonstrated positive effects in nearly every case. The Merk pharmacological company has trademarked the name 'Sucrosa', and will be bringing the benefits of the ancient wonder drug to market as soon as a shape and color of the pill are finalized.
Link Posted: 2/12/2015 9:41:49 PM EDT
There....Are....FOUR....Lights.

Link Posted: 2/12/2015 9:54:15 PM EDT
Lights ...

Bwaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa


Magnets for the win!

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Originally Posted By tommyrich:
There....Are....FOUR....Lights.

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Originally Posted By MMcCall:


http://youtu.be/XQanY8SxCfE
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Originally Posted By Spec-4:
Originally Posted By MMcCall:
Looks like one of those TASER Claymores


That's a thing? where can one find these taser mines?


http://youtu.be/XQanY8SxCfE


I just went from 6 to midnight
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 6:58:40 PM EDT
I personally buy anything Chuck "Eyeliner" Woolery tells me to. I mean he's on TV for chrissake. He knows his stuff.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:08:24 PM EDT
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1st post and all that.
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Originally Posted By DasRonin:
It uses a special power called placebo.

1st post and all that.

Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:13:35 PM EDT
It's about as useful as magnets.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 7:20:41 PM EDT
James Randi would declare it reeks of natural fertilizer.
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Originally Posted By Gibsonn:
Works about as well as copper bracelets did.

Then when people forgot all about those. They came out with bracelets with magnets in them.


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MAGNETS HAVE POWERS!
Magnets create electricity, and Much, Much MOAR.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:04:18 PM EDT
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When that doesn't work you can go for Pyramid Power.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:06:00 PM EDT
In before the title change?

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Originally Posted By tommyrich:
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Damn Spoon-heads...
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:39:25 PM EDT
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When that doesn't work you can go for Pyramid Power.
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Originally Posted By ARH:
Originally Posted By oldgrappler:
if it doesn't work, try some crystals.


When that doesn't work you can go for Pyramid Power.


If it keeps my razors sharp , imagine what it could do for my neck pain and gout
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 8:56:33 PM EDT
It cured my gayness, mostly.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 9:29:20 PM EDT
Is this a record for an un-moderated thread title?

Link Posted: 2/13/2015 10:31:29 PM EDT
Mods are mesmerized by the lights.
Link Posted: 2/13/2015 10:33:35 PM EDT
To be used in conjunction with healing crystals and magnetic bracelets.

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Originally Posted By dorobuta:
it generates heat.

the lights are IR feds that warm the tissue.

if you look at the display on the thing it clearly has a temp setting.
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Hey, I think I can buy a really nice heating pad at Walmart or Target for under $40, the Willow Curve costs about $600 on Amazon.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:06:38 PM EDT
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If it keeps my razors sharp , imagine what it could do for my neck pain and gout
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Originally Posted By ARH:
Originally Posted By oldgrappler:
if it doesn't work, try some crystals.


When that doesn't work you can go for Pyramid Power.


If it keeps my razors sharp , imagine what it could do for my neck pain and gout



I want to point it at my 193 stash to make it grow.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:13:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By swingset:
It cured my gayness, mostly.
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I didn't think it was designed to be used on that area.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:19:50 PM EDT
If you put it on your junk it makes Enzyte look like sweet tarts...
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:26:32 PM EDT
So I looked it up, 600 bucks?? Holy shit.

Just get yourself a TENS unit dude.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:38:29 PM EDT
Helps if you have an imbalance due to a fat wallet shoving one butt cheek higher than the other.
Link Posted: 2/14/2015 4:41:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tomislav:
To be used in conjunction with healing crystals and magnetic bracelets.

http://reikiwellbeing.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Crystal-Healing-July-3.jpg
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to say nothing of..........









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