Will the Chuck Norris threads ever end?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Will the Chuck Norris threads ever end?

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:02:28 PM EDT

I just don't get it.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:02:52 PM EDT

[#1]

IBCN - In Before Chuck Norris

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:04:55 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I just don't get it.

Chuck Norris will get you then!

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:05:02 PM EDT

[#3]

The only thing that will survive the coming nuclear holocaust will Chuck Norris and the cockroaches that keeps in his beard to clean up the crumbs of food

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:06:39 PM EDT

[#4]

they will be around as long as the "87, Heat, draw down, FNC, pie, Owl, and owned" threads.

in other words. No. they're going to be around for a while.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:07:12 PM EDT

[#5]

whats the deal with the Owl?

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:08:14 PM EDT

[#6]

Wanna see something funny and pathetic? Go to google and do a search on....ar15.com chuck norris..

I get 144 hits.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:08:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Don Johnson's getting back in shape and he is going to kick Chucks ass

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:10:01 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Don Johnson's getting back in shape and he is going to kick Chucks ass

now we will have don johnson threads so teh ghey chuck lovers will get jealous.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:10:04 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I just don't get it.

They are kinda like David Letterman.. He does something semi funny at the beginning of his show..And he keeps doing it ALL FUCKING NIGHT.. Even after its no longer funny...

God I hate that guy.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:10:29 PM EDT

[#10]

I hope not. Chuck's just getting some long over-due love & respect. He's a good American.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:20:29 PM EDT

[#11]

I'm sure these have been posted, but they're classic!!!

www.thatvideosite.com/view/49.html

www.thatvideosite.com/view/50.html

www.thatvideosite.com/view/51.html

www.thatvideosite.com/view/52.html

www.thatvideosite.com/view/53.html

www.thatvideosite.com/view/59.html

And if those are dupes, screw off. It was a pain making those hot.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:29:30 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
they will be around as long as the "87, Heat, draw down, FNC, pie, Owl, and owned" threads.

in other words. No. they're going to be around for a while.

All your threads are belong to Chuck.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:31:51 PM EDT

[#13]

You do realize you are under his power

and he is making you add to the list of "Chuck Norris" threads on ARFcom.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:34:35 PM EDT

[#14]

Chuck won't let them end!

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:35:44 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Don Johnson's getting back in shape and he is going to kick Chucks ass

now we will have don johnson threads so teh ghey chuck lovers will get jealous.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:36:51 PM EDT

[#16]

Never. Or at least that's what I heard.

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:38:36 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I just don't get it.

Maybe you'll get it when you reflect on how your virginity was stolen... if you ever realize it. - Kool-Aid (LCA ts1337)

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:40:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Oh, and Chuck Norris gives ARFCOM a roundhouse kick to the face.

chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Posted: 1/17/2006 11:46:10 PM EDT

[#19]

Where's that list of chucks feats again?

Posted: 1/18/2006 12:06:52 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Where's that list of chucks feats again?

List?

What list?

Posted: 1/18/2006 1:52:24 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Where's that list of chucks feats again?

Don't have the list, but after he roundhouse kicked my cancer away he stopped and did some push ups. I took this picture after I was sure he was gone. The second picture broke the camera lens.

Posted: 1/18/2006 1:55:23 AM EDT

[#22]

will they ever end? we can only hope....but not in the forseeable future

Posted: 1/18/2006 2:18:14 AM EDT

[#23]

The arfcom servers are contained in Chuck Norris's brain. And he only uses 10% of their capacity.

Posted: 1/18/2006 2:33:18 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Oh, and Chuck Norris gives ARFCOM a roundhouse kick to the face.

chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Don't work. What is it?

Posted: 1/18/2006 2:38:21 AM EDT

[#25]

Walker 4 Ever! And God Bless Texas, too.

Posted: 1/18/2006 2:46:12 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I'm sure these have been posted, but they're classic!!!
...
www.thatvideosite.com/view/52.html
...

'Walker told me I have AIDS'

Posted: 1/18/2006 6:32:23 AM EDT

[#27]

<-----------------------------------------

You better start getting it, or you are GONNA get it, get it???

Quoted:
I just don't get it.

Posted: 1/18/2006 6:33:26 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
they will be around as long as the "87, Heat, draw down, FNC, pie, Owl, and owned" threads.

in other words. No. they're going to be around for a while.

Posted: 1/18/2006 6:36:54 AM EDT

[#29]

The end of Chuck Norris is the bottom of his foot. If you see the end of Chuck Norris, it is your demise.

Posted: 1/18/2006 7:16:27 AM EDT

[#30]

Not if you keep posting about it!!!! By the way, if Chuck finds out you don't like threads about him....it's roundhouse kick to the face time!!!!

Posted: 1/18/2006 7:25:07 AM EDT

[#31]

No one can beat Chuck Norris except Chuck Norris .......Oh yeah----and Bruce Lee

Posted: 1/18/2006 9:55:00 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Oh, and Chuck Norris gives ARFCOM a roundhouse kick to the face.

chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

Don't work. What is it?

Chuck's website - he makes mention of the "lists" of feath, and his general confusion about them.

Try opening in IE.

Posted: 1/18/2006 10:12:50 PM EDT

[#33]

That link needs a www. in it to work properly

Posted: 1/18/2006 10:13:56 PM EDT

[#34]

You are about to get a roundhouse,and we will never hear from you again.

Posted: 1/18/2006 10:16:42 PM EDT

[#35]

.

www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

here fixed and hot

heres the text

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

Posted: 1/18/2006 10:18:06 PM EDT

[#36]

He didn't roundhouse me when we met in person, but that was a really long time ago, or maybe you're not talking to me.

(yes, we met. I was in a martial arts store just checking some things out and Chuck was doing a promo tour for a movie that had just been released. He did an appearence at the store while I was there).

Posted: 1/18/2006 10:32:51 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Wanna see something funny and pathetic? Go to google and do a search on....ar15.com chuck norris..

I get 144 hits.

How about ar15.com ruby ridge, waco, davidian or koresh

Posted: 1/18/2006 10:45:19 PM EDT

[#38]

Chuck Norris never did sky-dive out of a super-sonic aircraft doing Mach 6+ at 350,000 feet.

He bungee jumped out of a super-sonic aircraft doing Mach 6+ at 350,000 feet.

And when he landed he gave a roundhouse kick to the fleas on Bin Laden beard. Which is why we haven’t heard from Bin Laden in several month; Bin Laden is still in morning for his pet fleas.

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