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Posted: 12/4/2007 7:22:47 AM EDT
I may be opening pandoras box here but I keep hearing about it all the time. Whats with it?
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:24:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:24:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TannerB:
I may be opening pandoras box here but I keep hearing about it all the time. Whats with it?


No - I won't.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:13 AM EDT
He related an (admittedly, 2nd hand) anecdote about goose-fucking which was, even by the standards of goose-fucking stories, particularly nasty.

You don't want a quote.


Trust me.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:35 AM EDT
You don't want to know.......


Believe me, you don't!!!!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:43 AM EDT
It will cost you $24 to see a whole nuther world inside of ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:25:50 AM EDT
Some kinky Dutch European Sex thing.

(at least they are more advanced that way than the US...we seem to be stuck with "squeal like a pig...")
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:26:00 AM EDT
Its another way to stuff a xmas goose before cooking.. that is all.. no big mystery..
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:26:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TannerB:
I may be opening pandoras box here but I keep hearing about it all the time. Whats with it?


You don't want to know.

You won't be able to unread it, and you will be scarred. I am.

Leave it alone. Trust me, you will be better off for it.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:26:20 AM EDT
this is something you dont want to know
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:27:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/4/2007 7:27:54 AM EDT by Towely]
You get a nice quality goose, fuck it with its head in a dresser drawer and right before you climax you kick the drawer shut to break its neck. This causes the goose to twitch and contract violently, pleasuring your cock n' balls in ways you've never known possible...
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:29:48 AM EDT
lol, wow thanks guys. my first chuckle of the day.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:29:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Towely:
You get a nice quality goose, fuck it with its head in a dresser drawer and right before you climax you kick the drawer shut to break its neck. This causes the goose to twitch and contract violently, pleasuring your cock n' balls in ways you've never known possible...




nnnnoooooooooooooooo
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:32:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Its another way to stuff a xmas goose before cooking.. that is all.. no big mystery..


O
M
G



-Foxxz
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:33:08 AM EDT
Just when I'd managed to start to forget the details...
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:33:11 AM EDT

Originally Posted By TannerB:
I may be opening pandoras box here but I keep hearing about it all the time. Whats with it?


Actually, that would be Pandora's Dresser.. and you'd be closing it.. not opening it..
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:34:05 AM EDT
Shit, what happened to "what happens in Team, stays in Team?"

I want some money back.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:34:25 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Towely:
You get a nice quality goose, fuck it with its head in a dresser drawer and right before you climax you kick the drawer shut to break its neck. This causes the goose to twitch and contract violently, pleasuring your cock n' balls in ways you've never known possible...


A technique that curbs your urges, so you can remain a virgin ?
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:38:45 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ANGST:

Originally Posted By Towely:
You get a nice quality goose, fuck it with its head in a dresser drawer and right before you climax you kick the drawer shut to break its neck. This causes the goose to twitch and contract violently, pleasuring your cock n' balls in ways you've never known possible...


A technique that curbs your urges, so you can remain a virgin ?


I've never heard of a goose with herpes...
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:40:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:41:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:41:45 AM EDT

Damn perverted danes.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:42:26 AM EDT
Just move along...........
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:42:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Original thread

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102


You son of a whore!!! *throws chair*

I didn't even think twice about that one!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:43:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Its another way to stuff a xmas goose before cooking.. that is all.. no big mystery..


Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:44:02 AM EDT
IBTQuote.

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 7:55:31 AM EDT
[Eureka]So THIS is why the aflac goose is working for santa in the latest aflac commercials![/Eureka]
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:01:37 AM EDT
LOL! Noob!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:02:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:04:22 AM EDT
Geese; I hate fucking geese.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:12:12 AM EDT
Bolle gæs
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:27:21 AM EDT
At least tubgirl wasnt involved
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:29:22 AM EDT
Kinder, gentler, tastier "Tub Girl"...

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:49:27 AM EDT


Repeat as necessary!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:52:16 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/4/2007 8:52:36 AM EDT by ecgRN]

Originally Posted By THOLL223:
i73.photobucket.com/albums/i239/tholl223/drawer.jpg i73.photobucket.com/albums/i239/tholl223/Goose.jpg

Repeat as necessary!


If you have to repeat it, you're doing it wrong...



...at least that's what I read here.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:54:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Just when I'd managed to start to forget the details...


too late, I already seen someone here who has it quoted as his/her .sig. You can't escape.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:59:12 AM EDT


This is why you need to get a Team Membership.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 8:59:39 AM EDT
What happens in team should stay in team.

Kharn
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 9:33:15 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Original thread

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102

DAMN! I could have gone all day without seeing that again. when will it stop.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 9:35:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:
What happens in team should stay in team.

Kharn


it used to.


last time someone asked about it, someone posted the entire story out here with the unwashed masses.


i took great offense to it.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 9:36:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Towely:
You get a nice quality goose, fuck it with its head in a dresser drawer and right before you climax you kick the drawer shut to break its neck. This causes the goose to twitch and contract violently, pleasuring your cock n' balls in ways you've never known possible...
\

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY!!!!!!
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 9:46:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Melvinator2k0:
Original thread

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=75&t=593102



There will be a day of reckoning for you Rick Roller's...
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:03:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Towely:

Originally Posted By ANGST:

Originally Posted By Towely:
You get a nice quality goose, fuck it with its head in a dresser drawer and right before you climax you kick the drawer shut to break its neck. This causes the goose to twitch and contract violently, pleasuring your cock n' balls in ways you've never known possible...


A technique that curbs your urges, so you can remain a virgin ?


I've never heard of a goose with herpes...


Actually, geese have chirpes... it's an untweetable canarial disease that makes your pecker fall off.

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:04:29 AM EDT
They got shots for that...



...don't they?
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:20:41 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zack3g:

Originally Posted By Kharn:
What happens in team should stay in team.

Kharn


it used to.


last time someone asked about it, someone posted the entire story out here with the unwashed masses.


i took great offense to it.


Yeah I saw that thread. That was pretty hilarious and disturbing at the same time. Kind of in a two girls one cup kind of way.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:31:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By lougorilla:

...That was pretty hilarious and disturbing at the same time. Kind of in a two girls one cup kind of way.


I'll take the goose if given the choice thank you.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:38:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By America-first:
Geese; I hate fucking geese.
Other people don't.
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:39:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ecgRN:

Originally Posted By lougorilla:

...That was pretty hilarious and disturbing at the same time. Kind of in a two girls one cup kind of way.


I'll take the goose if given the choice thank you.


2 geese 1 Prof?

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:41:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kharn:
What happens in team should stay in team.

Kharn


Not anymore..

Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:42:12 AM EDT
Should we tell him about the Chicken Brickin' ?
Link Posted: 12/4/2007 10:42:41 AM EDT

Damn perverted danes.



I thought DK-Prof was Dutch, or was it Swedish. What's the difference, anyway?
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