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Posted: 10/23/2004 6:39:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/23/2004 6:41:16 AM EST by J_Smith]
Just wondering - I recently met a really cool chick, hot too - so thats bonus, who is a bonafide Mass.

liberal? Am I going to go to hell for dating her? She's interested in guns (re. wants to go shooting

sometime) and seems to be a possible convert over to the right way of thinking........but.......she's still

a liberal. What to do, what to do......
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:41:03 AM EST
Convert her

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STUFF IT IN HER POOPER AND POST PICS!!
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:41:10 AM EST
You will not go to hell for dating a liberal. However, if you have sex with her you will be sodomized by Batman.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:41:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/23/2004 6:42:45 AM EST by TGorsk08]
Stick it in her pooper and post pics.I'm going to hell for posting that.I dont know try it out.Some people are lost causes though dontcha know.

ETA:DAMN IM THE SECOND PERSON TO SAY IT!!!
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:41:45 AM EST
So you are saying its a lose/lose situation then lol?
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:42:19 AM EST
Tell her to immediately repent:

She will be forgiven if you poke her pooper and post pictures here.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:43:01 AM EST
I feel guilty almost dating her - she's practically a midget (age 24) compared to me - I weigh 215, she weighs 84-90lbs - talk about an amusing sight to see.......
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:45:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
You will not go to hell for dating a liberal. However, if you have sex with her you will be sodomized by Batman.




Yea, so make damn sure you check all the closets in her bedroom before you get balls deep. . . .
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:46:19 AM EST
You're going to hell anyway.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:47:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/23/2004 6:48:32 AM EST by J_Smith]
Ya - probably..........but its not everyday you get to date a cute horny midget who wants to shoot guns.......

Thank God for Oompah-Loompah's
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:47:56 AM EST
See if her liberal views are based on emotion or logic. In the likely event that it's emotion, try and win her over with logic. Take her shooting. Often.

If this doesnt work, drop her. I dated a liberal chick once. I couldn't convert her. It didn't work out. My wife leaned to the left when I first met her. She's an NRA member now and a registered Republican. Now, she's a right-wing wacko just like me
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:48:20 AM EST
I would date her, and why not? It is very hard to find another person with the same political views as you.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:50:03 AM EST
IF you date her and turn liberal, you will go to hell for eternity.

If you date her, and convert her, you will go to heaven for eternity.

Don't mess this one up ;) lol
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:55:11 AM EST
Especially hard to find someone with similar political views when you are unfortunately stationed in Massachusetts. She is more open-minded then most liberals I talk to - she has reasons to believe what she believes - but she isnt set in the idea that she is "right" just "because" or whatever. Most liberals I have run into in this state are very narrow minded. I don't think it would be too hard to win her over with enough logical discussions and what not. Like I said, she isn't like some liberals here who really are extreme leftists.

Waiting on my Mass. Carry Permit so I can take her shooting - I think technically she needs a permit just to touch the gun - thats how messed up this state is. If nothing else, I could take her shooting up in Maine where my family is at.

I see a lot of potential with the relationship though - we get along really well overall - I can accept some compromises in a relationship - but I am not selling my guns or changing who I am for someone else.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 6:59:54 AM EST
YES

"Once you start the path down the dark side, forever will it dominate your destiny." - Yoda

Remember, nine times out of ten the Bad pulls the Good to their side.

I would still nail her if she was hot though.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 7:02:14 AM EST
God Bless you Yoda........powerful words indeed......

Okay - I'd "hit it" regardless - but I really think this could work into a long term relationship....

Wish I could post pics - but I am far too retarded to figure it out lol
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 7:07:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By NAM:
IF you date her and turn liberal, you will go to hell for eternity.

If you date her, and convert her, you will go to heaven for eternity.

Don't mess this one up ;) lol



+1
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 7:12:24 AM EST
Yes, you ARE going to go to hell! So......now that that is clear, SIIHPAPP!
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 7:31:03 AM EST
On a positive note, she saw my Barret M82A1 Poster on the wall of my house last night when we were ummm.....yeah.....and she got all excited........this can't be all bad? Unless she is leaving me for my guns............
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 7:36:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By RED_5:

Originally Posted By NAM:
IF you date her and turn liberal, you will go to hell for eternity.

If you date her, and convert her, you will go to heaven for eternity.

Don't mess this one up ;) lol



+1



+2!
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 7:54:59 AM EST
I have noticed that some moderate liberal chicks dig conservative guys, its thier way of dating a "bad boy" without having to date a scumbag hippie.....
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 8:06:24 AM EST
If she mentions that she sees a therapist, hit the door. I've never had any luck with liberal women in the long run and they all had issues, hence, the therapist. When I look back the only thing worth remembering was the sex.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 8:22:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/23/2004 8:23:05 AM EST by Cereal-Killer]
Don't let the brainwashing set in, and go for it. Liberals are stupid, and will fall for anything. You'll have her turning tricks that will make a porn star blush. And if your so worried about going to hell, how the fuck can you go to hell by torturing a demon?
I live in Kali, and have to do this shit all the time. Just act to stupid to talk politics, and never bring it up. Be careful not to roll your eyes, and play dumb, it'll all go away quick, then you can get to the dirty.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 8:29:10 AM EST
My wife used to be liberal. She changed when she found out how high our taxes were.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 8:31:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By J_Smith:
I feel guilty almost dating her - she's practically a midget (age 24) compared to me - I weigh 215, she weighs 84-90lbs - talk about an amusing sight to see.......




WooHoo, a Spinner...!
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 8:47:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By warlord:
I would date her, and why not? It is very hard to find another person with the same political views as you.



It was easy for me. We had a long talk on our first date about the important issues.
Link Posted: 10/23/2004 9:08:42 AM EST
Thanks for all the advice so far. I have already determined that she is a closet freak (funny story - will elaborate later maybe......) which is a bonus should this become a long term relationship.

I think you might be on to something about moderate-liberal chicks digging conservative guys cause they're bad boys lol. She said she used to go for the "bad boy" type or whatever but is now looking more for someone who treats her right etc - which is natural for me believe or not. Contrary to popular opinion, I can be quite a gentleman and I do not walk around buck naked wearing a black dungeon mask in my basement........well....there was this one time.................

Umm - yeah anyway - she's a really cool chick (for a liberal) - I have noticed most of the guys I work with from Massachusetts are liberals and assholes - by me being conservative and not a complete prick - I already got something over the locals lol. No really - a lot of people here really do act like shitbags - there are a handful of decent human beings in this state though - or so I hear.

I think another thing might be that fact that her dad is a conservative. It may sound weird but I think a lot of people look for the values they see in their parents. Her mom, a liberal, has been happily married to her Dad, a conservative, for like 37 yrs. I think personal values play into a lot of what people are attracted too.
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