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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:01:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 8:13:43 PM EDT by oif19]
If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:01:33 PM EDT
We already got rid of the dog.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:03:16 PM EDT
I did get rid of the wife, and kept the dog.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:05:26 PM EDT
The dog would have to go.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:06:51 PM EDT
Dog. I love my wife and she has put up with me for 31+ years. We get along.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:07:15 PM EDT
I love both but I would have to say dog goes first
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:07:15 PM EDT


If I weigh the pros and cons of each, the dog stays
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:07:42 PM EDT
wheres the both option.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:08:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Pangea:
Dog. I love my wife and she has put up with me for 31+ years. We get along.


This but minus 16 years.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:12:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:15:12 PM EDT
This does make me think about it though!!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:15:53 PM EDT

In a perversion of arfcom style, I lost both, kinda. The girlfriend and I broke up, and when she moved out, she took our dog with her too. Her argument was that I bought the dog for her for a gift, so it's hers. She had a point, but still, we raised that dog together, and I loved it dearly. I let her have it because we had bigger things to argue about at the time, and it was clear she wasn't going to back down on the issue. I still miss that dog
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:18:41 PM EDT
At least my wife knows where to use the restroom at...
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:20:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By kayamana:
At least my wife knows where to use the restroom at...


So does my dog and he can hold it longer!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:22:00 PM EDT
Rimshot!
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:24:04 PM EDT
Can you sue for visitation rights ?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:25:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Danj:
Can you sue for visitation rights ?


You can keep the kids no questions asked
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:26:26 PM EDT
never been married but it's been close once or twice..... So I'd have to say keep the dog!! you can always find pie but a good dog???
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:26:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 8:27:46 PM EDT by r6rider]
double tap
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:27:41 PM EDT
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:29:13 PM EDT
Dog

For some reason the wife costs less
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:36:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oif19:
If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still


Originally Posted By Thom101:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster


You would get rid of the dog because you can find a newer hotter dog to use as a cum dumpster?
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:46:43 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oif19:
Originally Posted By oif19:
If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still


Originally Posted By Thom101:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster


You would get rid of the dog because you can find a newer hotter dog to use as a cum dumpster?


I meant Id keep the dog and get rid of the nagging bitch

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:48:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By oif19:
Originally Posted By oif19:
If you had to choose between getting rid of your wife or your dog, which would it be? Assume that your wife could not rob you blind in court for this scenario.

edit: I love it how more than half of arfcom would get rid of the wife over the dog so far. I know that our choices would be different if this was for real but still


Originally Posted By Thom101:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster


You would get rid of the dog because you can find a newer hotter dog to use as a cum dumpster?


That's just plan wrong

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 8:52:58 PM EDT
depends on the scenario.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 9:07:07 PM EDT
if i got rid of my dog. then my wife would have to retrieve my ducks in briars, thickets and ice cold water.
thats my rule.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 9:17:41 PM EDT
I'm keeping the wife, I don't want to bang the dog.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 9:25:38 PM EDT
F-it I've had the dog longer than the wife. The dog stays period......
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 9:45:17 PM EDT
Well lets, see.............

Dog - always been loyal.

Dog - always tells me when she has done something wrong.

Dog - has never lied to me.

Dog - has never emptied the bank account.

Dog - has alot of common sense.


EX Wife -

Well.................................
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 9:47:01 PM EDT
Assuming the wife cannot take you to the cleaners (BIG ASSUMPTION) she'd be the one leaving.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:11:11 PM EDT
I really did keep the dog!

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Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:13:00 PM EDT
boy dog or girl dog?

cause if its a girl dog you can keep it and have the best of both worlds. but if it was a boy dog then you would be gay.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:13:15 PM EDT
I don't have a wife, but if I did, I would get rid of her.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:32:52 PM EDT
I am not married but have a GSD that might as well be my brother.

He is foul mouthed, farts a storm, and has a can do attitude...he is family.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:35:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/28/2009 10:36:04 PM EDT by stealbear]
Originally Posted By Thom101:
dog

I can always find a newer, hotter cum dumpster


+1 and those dogs are hard to train it would suck starting over again.
Link Posted: 3/28/2009 10:49:20 PM EDT
I need an option for both...

Link Posted: 3/28/2009 11:48:23 PM EDT
women are a dime a dozen but the value of a good dog can not be easily calculated.

dog > wife
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 12:37:08 AM EDT
Pie or unquestioning loyalty? This is the question.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 1:13:55 AM EDT
Different if it were real? My wife told me that our dog wouldn't spend another day in our house last week yet she's at her feet right now. This is also the same woman that told me I couldn't buy anymore guns (that was 4 months and 5 guns ago.)
The puppy.


Link Posted: 3/29/2009 3:53:17 AM EDT
I love my doggy
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 4:13:05 AM EDT
Sadly....my dog. She is a good wife, dog will die in 12 or so years
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 4:15:12 AM EDT
How could any man get rid of his dog for pete's sake!!
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 4:22:49 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 4:54:26 AM EDT
wife
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 4:58:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By SGocka:
The dog would have to go.


Link Posted: 3/29/2009 5:25:39 AM EDT
On my third wife. Nuff said.


Got two new puppies in December.
I told her about them as I was bringing them home.
She was not pleased to say the least.


I WOULD miss her though.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 5:42:44 AM EDT
On is always happy to see you when you get home.

Simple answer
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 5:48:38 AM EDT
assuming the wife wouldn't steal you blind makes the whole poll unrealistic. They will always look after their best financial interests. I always say if you want to see if your wife loves you, just come home from work, tell her you quit your job and think you'll just take a couple years off working and enjoy yourself. Take note of her reaction.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 5:55:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Labomatic:
if i got rid of my dog. then my wife would have to retrieve my ducks in briars, thickets and ice cold water.
thats my rule.


This

It'd be cool to watch, though.

Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:35:21 AM EDT
If there were no monetary loss in getting rid of the wife she'd have been gone ages ago.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:44:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2009 7:11:08 AM EDT by wormgod]
depends on how good my dog is in bed...






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