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Posted: 10/26/2013 5:16:21 PM EDT
I just did what she did.

Found some dead animal on the fridge.  I like coffee, and I like salt and pepper, so I rubbed that shit all over the meat, then put it atop some fire.

Grabbed some colorful stuff and shit. Added butter and garlic. Put that over some fire too.

Found an avocado.  No fire, because soggy.

Then added beverage.

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:18:36 PM EDT
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no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:19:17 PM EDT
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Glock 19 > everything

Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail

fleshlight too spensive

lol do I look like barbarian?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:19:45 PM EDT
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Coffee?  Wtf?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:19:48 PM EDT
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Last time unsupervised by "management".  Bacon Explosion





Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:20:21 PM EDT
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You cook well.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:21:37 PM EDT
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I made the bacon explosion twice. I was unimpressed.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:22:49 PM EDT
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Better than he Englishes.  





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:23:01 PM EDT
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Everyone's all about grading the picture, and I'm still sittin' here trying to make sense of the thread subject line.  
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:23:27 PM EDT
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1tsbp coffee
1/2 tbsp pepper
1tbsp salt
1tbsp brown sugar

cover meats in oil like thing. I like coconut, as it doesn't do anything to taste.  Rub like masturbate your own meat, should use lots of pressure.  Hot fire until cook.

Eat

such wow.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:24:55 PM EDT
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Glock 19 > everything



Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail



fleshlight too spensive



lol do I look like barbarian?
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no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins




Glock 19 > everything



Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail



fleshlight too spensive



lol do I look like barbarian?
Fleshlights in dinner pics?  Did I miss a memo while the lezpocalypse was going on?



 
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:25:49 PM EDT
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Fleshlights in dinner pics?  Did I miss a memo while the lezpocalypse was going on?
 
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Glock 19 > everything

Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail

fleshlight too spensive

lol do I look like barbarian?
Fleshlights in dinner pics?  Did I miss a memo while the lezpocalypse was going on?
 


i guess must jizz near food, likely tribal ritual to mark property?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:26:10 PM EDT
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No wife pics.

 




YOU KNOW THE FUCKING RULES, MAN!!!!!




-15/10






Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:29:35 PM EDT
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Meat....Glock.....nailed it my man
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:31:44 PM EDT
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YOU KNOW THE FUCKING RULES, MAN!!!!!


-15/10




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YOU KNOW THE FUCKING RULES, MAN!!!!!


-15/10






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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:33:57 PM EDT
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My grandpa set the stove on fire when grandma was in the hospital for a few days. Apparently he put a can of soup right on the stove eye. The label foiled his plan for hot soup and no dirty dishes.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:37:24 PM EDT
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I'm guessing you didn't go it correctly.  Fatties are fucking awesome.  Did you smoke it?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:47:03 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:10:14 PM EDT
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my brother burned down my parent's kitchen when he was 16. decided he wanted to make scones, so he put canola oil in a bread pan on the stove, decided he wanted to watch tv more than make scones, fire started, he splashed water on it

then went outside like lol wat do

he never did call the fd, nosey neighbors did

such youth
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 6:24:11 PM EDT
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Lol, I thought it was time to quit drinking. Guess it wasn't the alcohol, just the OP.
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