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Posted: 10/26/2013 4:16:21 PM EST
I just did what she did.

Found some dead animal on the fridge. I like coffee, and I like salt and pepper, so I rubbed that shit all over the meat, then put it atop some fire.

Grabbed some colorful stuff and shit. Added butter and garlic. Put that over some fire too.

Found an avocado. No fire, because soggy.

Then added beverage.

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:18:36 PM EST
no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:19:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By coldair:
no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins
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Glock 19 > everything

Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail

fleshlight too spensive

lol do I look like barbarian?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:19:45 PM EST
Coffee? Wtf?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:19:48 PM EST
Last time unsupervised by "management". Bacon Explosion





Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:20:21 PM EST
You cook well.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:21:37 PM EST
I made the bacon explosion twice. I was unimpressed.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:22:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By LurchAddams:
You cook well.
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Better than he Englishes.

Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:23:01 PM EST
Everyone's all about grading the picture, and I'm still sittin' here trying to make sense of the thread subject line.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:23:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By diehippy:
Coffee? Wtf?
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1tsbp coffee
1/2 tbsp pepper
1tbsp salt
1tbsp brown sugar

cover meats in oil like thing. I like coconut, as it doesn't do anything to taste. Rub like masturbate your own meat, should use lots of pressure. Hot fire until cook.

Eat

such wow.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:24:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:


Glock 19 > everything

Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail

fleshlight too spensive

lol do I look like barbarian?
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Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Originally Posted By coldair:
no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins


Glock 19 > everything

Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail

fleshlight too spensive

lol do I look like barbarian?
Fleshlights in dinner pics? Did I miss a memo while the lezpocalypse was going on?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:25:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Aptrgangr:
Fleshlights in dinner pics? Did I miss a memo while the lezpocalypse was going on?
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Originally Posted By Aptrgangr:
Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Originally Posted By coldair:
no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins


Glock 19 > everything

Isn't a 1911 so mags don't fail

fleshlight too spensive

lol do I look like barbarian?
Fleshlights in dinner pics? Did I miss a memo while the lezpocalypse was going on?


i guess must jizz near food, likely tribal ritual to mark property?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:26:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By coldair:
no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins
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No wife pics.

YOU KNOW THE FUCKING RULES, MAN!!!!!

-15/10


Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:27:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:29:35 PM EST
Meat....Glock.....nailed it my man
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:31:44 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rock7:
No wife pics.

YOU KNOW THE FUCKING RULES, MAN!!!!!


-15/10




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Originally Posted By Rock7:
Originally Posted By coldair:
no rifle, no spare mags, no fleshlight, no nakins
No wife pics.

YOU KNOW THE FUCKING RULES, MAN!!!!!


-15/10






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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:33:57 PM EST
My grandpa set the stove on fire when grandma was in the hospital for a few days. Apparently he put a can of soup right on the stove eye. The label foiled his plan for hot soup and no dirty dishes.
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:37:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By smwllms:
I made the bacon explosion twice. I was unimpressed.
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I'm guessing you didn't go it correctly. Fatties are fucking awesome. Did you smoke it?
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 4:47:03 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Mossberg:
My grandpa set the stove on fire when grandma was in the hospital for a few days. Apparently he put a can of soup right on the stove eye. The label foiled his plan for hot soup and no dirty dishes.
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Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:10:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Mossberg:
My grandpa set the stove on fire when grandma was in the hospital for a few days. Apparently he put a can of soup right on the stove eye. The label foiled his plan for hot soup and no dirty dishes.
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my brother burned down my parent's kitchen when he was 16. decided he wanted to make scones, so he put canola oil in a bread pan on the stove, decided he wanted to watch tv more than make scones, fire started, he splashed water on it

then went outside like lol wat do

he never did call the fd, nosey neighbors did

such youth
Link Posted: 10/26/2013 5:24:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By KingAirDriver:
Everyone's all about grading the picture, and I'm still sittin' here trying to make sense of the thread subject line.
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Lol, I thought it was time to quit drinking. Guess it wasn't the alcohol, just the OP.
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