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Posted: 9/29/2004 7:09:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:11:00 AM EST
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:11:07 AM EST
yes...all of the above.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:12:19 AM EST
4 and 10

If she comes home early, put them in the new safe.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:12:28 AM EST
all of the above!

NIGHT VISION CATHUNT 2004!?



Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:12:48 AM EST
W00t - I just dropped mine off at the airport too...gone until Saturday night! Thanks for posting, I was looking for ideas myself!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:15:26 AM EST
Combine Cathunt 2004 with one of the new miniature R/C electric airplanes that are small enough and slow enough to fly in the house. Then you can go nightfighter on him.

I think I'd refrain from having whores in the house as they tend to remember where you live.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:15:47 AM EST
Seems like as good a time as any to put together a new group buy.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:16:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:18:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By KA3B:
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!



+1

TRG



Then go on a stripper hunt using nightvision.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:19:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 7:19:32 AM EST by Chimborazo]

Originally Posted By KA3B:
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!



Followed by STUFFED POOPERS and PICS!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:20:20 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:21:15 AM EST
Volunteer your time.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:21:51 AM EST
Wife Will Be Gone For The Weekend...What Should I Do...?

Your hottest neighbor!

HS1
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:21:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Chimborazo:

Originally Posted By KA3B:
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!



Followed by STUFFED POOPERS and PICS!!



+1
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:22:33 AM EST
All of the above!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:22:44 AM EST
Can to a local shelter and adopt a nice Kitten and bond all weekend with him/her.

Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:23:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
HOOKERS AND BLOW!!


+2
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:23:35 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 7:24:51 AM EST by FreeAmerican]
1 3 4 7 8 9

rent : Full Metal Jacket, Taxi Driver, Patton, Dawn of the Dead, The Professional, Clockwork Orange, anything with naked chicks

OH yea, beer, lots of beer.

one more thing, watch the movies in you underware while eating pizza, and don't forget to scratch yourself.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:24:01 AM EST
Do something visibly constructive around the house so when your wife gets home she will immediately notice and tear off her clothing for some hot and wet welcome back nookie.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:26:30 AM EST
Hookers and strippers and tons o' beers!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:27:33 AM EST
Nightvision stripper hunt 2004, with RC planes for air support, and let the cats act as Indig forces, train and equip 'em. Maybe the other way around would be easier...either way...

NO POOPER LEFT BEHIND.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:28:38 AM EST
Do all the chores she left ya, then do something way fun you haven't been able to.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:32:44 AM EST
6. Same thing you did last weekend, sit on your ass and watch TV
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:41:48 AM EST
go back to the swingers club with the limo driver
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:17:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:22:56 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:23:59 AM EST
Not going to do all the chores that your wife told you to do or else?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:25:14 AM EST
MIDGET PORN!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:27:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By HighStrung1:
Wife Will Be Gone For The Weekend...What Should I Do...?

Your hottest neighbor!

HS1



IIRC she moved out.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:33:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 8:33:43 AM EST
I'd go with a variation on number 2. Grab a rusty SKS (loaded with Wolf, of course) and a High-Point pistol, put on some MARPAT, then run around yelling unintelligible phrases at anyone who looks like a criminal.

If you happen to save any damsels in distress, ask them if you can stuff it in their poopers and post pics.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:00:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By FreeAmerican:
1 3 4 7 8 9
rent : Full Metal Jacket, Taxi Driver, Patton, Dawn of the Dead, The Professional, Clockwork Orange, anything with naked chicks

OH yea, beer, lots of beer.

one more thing, watch the movies in you underware while eating pizza, and don't forget to scratch yourself.


Don't forget "Rocky 2"
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:02:47 PM EST
Don't know, but on Monday you should REPENT!!!!!!



Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:04:11 PM EST

well, I'm in for 9&10. 9 for sure
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:05:56 PM EST
Neighborhood barely legal slut + Pooper + Pics = Happy Arfcom.


Any questions?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:11:13 PM EST
Pornapalooza.
Take some pics of the neighbors daughter.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:11:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By BenDover:
Do something visibly constructive around the house so when your wife gets home she will immediately notice and tear off her clothing for some hot and wet welcome back nookie.



...and what fantasy world do you live in?
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 12:12:41 PM EST
2+5+7=fun
Dress up in cammies, buy new gun, and nightvision cathunt.
Post pics
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:13:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:15:44 PM EST
I say admire your "complete" collection of Playboys, or #6.

AB
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:16:53 PM EST
None of the above.

Do the laundry including fold ing and put it away.

Vacuum the floors.

Clean the bathrooms.

Go grocery shopping and put them away.



When she gets home she will be very happy. THAT is a good thing you will have done.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:23:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2004 3:29:13 PM EST by Persephone]

Originally Posted By brouhaha:
Same thing you do every weekend, Auggie...


TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!



Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:26:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:44:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By tequilabob:
go back to the swingers club with the limo driver




Possibly a very bad idea.



Possibly...but maybe not. The key thing to remember is that no one wants anyone else knowing that they've been to a swing club. Everyone should very discrete. Big plus, you might get to do a tag team with the two gorgeous ladies from the limo ride. They weren't just flirting you know. If they were going in there, they meant business.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 3:53:01 PM EST
go rent black hawk down and sniper .get all your arsenal out and hold them and play with them.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:28:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:29:53 PM EST
3. Eat pizza till you can't move. With beer.
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 6:51:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
1. Take the opportunity to listen to music or watch movies at full volume.

2. Become a new super hero - Psycho Camo Man. Dress in camo and fight crime late at night.

3. Eat pizza till you can't move.

4. Incall Strippers (I'm married so incall escorts would be a no no).

5. Take stripper money, buy gun instead.

6. Same thing you did last weekend, sit on your ass and watch TV.

7. Night Vision Cat Hunt 2004

8. Pornapalooza

9. Settle all family business with a weekend of violence and carnage.

10. Get a new gunsafe to fill and pretend that it has always been there.



Number Ten!

Guns are the gift that keeps on giving... kinda like herpes but there isn't any medicine for black rifle disease.


- BG
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:01:28 PM EST
I vote drinking beer while wearing night vision while stuffing it in her pooper and taking pics in the new safe that seems to have been there all along
Link Posted: 9/29/2004 7:16:56 PM EST
Go packing with some hot, gorgeous guy.
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