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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:26:35 PM EDT
Entertaining suggestions.

Hookers and blow is NOT an option. I may be a deviant porn connoisseur but I'm a "married" deviant porn connoisseur. And the closest thing to drugs I do is my nightly Ovaltine fix.

But other than that I'm pretty much a free agent.

So what have ya got?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:27:33 PM EDT
If you're like me you get all excited and get all these ideas, and then you end up doing nothing and then the week is over!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:28:38 PM EDT
Hersheys "special Dark" Syrup instead of ovaltine...
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:28:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:
If you're like me you get all excited and get all these ideas, and then you end up doing nothing and then the week is over!



Otherwise known as Option 4 on the poll.

It's a distinct possiblity.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:30:02 PM EDT
Do absolutely nothing. It'll be everything you thought it could be.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:30:47 PM EDT
Interesting, my wife is leaving tomorrow for 10 days as well. Tagged to get suggestions
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:32:29 PM EDT
Eh, you'll hump your fist for a week and when you look back you'll wonder how the hell a week passed without you doing ANYTHING worthwhile.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:37:00 PM EDT
Paint the house...MARPAT-style.
Put a 6" lift and mudders on the family sedan.

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:44:43 PM EDT
Go rent a Vintage Porn Title for kicks.
Like "Oriental Hawaii" [1982]???
Do yourself the favor! Oh and listen
to lots of Ramones and The Cult.

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:47:50 PM EDT
come help me clean yards
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:48:53 PM EDT
I voted for strippers, but it looks like you'll be spending the week jumping through your fist dick first.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:49:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 9:52:03 PM EDT by KnobCreek]
#4. Same shit, different day. The only difference: NO BITCHING or comments. You'll do nothing new and enjoy doing nothing new 200% more.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:50:17 PM EDT

Watch porn and eat pizza while playing with guns...
.

LMFAO.

Dont hurt yourself steyr.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:51:32 PM EDT
I say some photoshop is in your future... The day before the wife returns home, send her some pics of the house, the party you had, the cops showing up, the war you started with the JBTs after they shot the dog, and the family car with the Mudders.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:53:42 PM EDT
Remember how you posted that thread about trying to defeat your motion sensors by crawling really slowly.
Do stuff like that - all week.
Set alarms for random times and see how quickly you can go from sleeping into zombie killing mode.
Sneak around your house and property, etc.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:03:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Remember how you posted that thread about trying to defeat your motion sensors by crawling really slowly.
Do stuff like that - all week.
Set alarms for random times and see how quickly you can go from sleeping into zombie killing mode.
Sneak around your house and property, etc.



Thanks for the ideas. Now I'm trying to get MINE to leave for a week so I can do that.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:04:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kbi:

Watch porn and eat pizza while playing with guns...
.

LMFAO.

Dont hurt yourself steyr.




Don't worry....I'm a professional.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:05:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Remember how you posted that thread about trying to defeat your motion sensors by crawling really slowly.
Do stuff like that - all week.
Set alarms for random times and see how quickly you can go from sleeping into zombie killing mode.
Sneak around your house and property, etc.



So it will be like last week?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:06:24 PM EDT
5) A Toga Party with every stripper that you can aford.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:10:09 PM EDT
My best guess is that your post count will rise considerably
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:13:13 PM EDT
Yep, you'll end up doing nothing, then a mad dash of laundry and cleaning up the house on day 7.

My wife and five year old daughter went away for four days a few weeks ago. When they got back my daughter said, "Wow, the kitchen is really clean!." My wife, who normally does the cleaning, was not happy about that!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:18:44 PM EDT
Clean your guns on your front porch and scare your neighbors.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:20:24 PM EDT

When my wife is out of town, I try to put on the "woo hoo, bachelor life" smile, but then I spend the whole time missing her.

Jim
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:24:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
Eh, you'll hump your fist for a week and when you look back you'll wonder how the hell a week passed without you doing ANYTHING worthwhile.





Yep that's happened before!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:25:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 10:26:05 PM EDT by kbi]

Originally posted by Steyr:


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Originally Posted By kbi:


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Watch porn and eat pizza while playing with guns...
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.

LMFAO.

Dont hurt yourself steyr.
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Don't worry....I'm a professional.

.

Sounds then like she leaves you home alone alot! Just dont go blind ok

Oh yeah sun light is good from time to time so head out to the range and play with that MP5 with the beta mag you posted a while back so you can at least tell her you got out of the house during the week.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 6:55:38 PM EDT
Still taking suggestions.

Leaves in a few days.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:23:20 PM EDT
SteyrAUG, I'm living that right now.

Grandma left Thursday morning.

So far I have...

Catfished with a new friend and his daughter Thursday night who I met through a common friend that came out to shoot at my range. And drank whiskey.

Made a BUIS out of a spare carry handle Friday afternoon. And drank whiskey.

Made a vertical grip out of the spare parts of the carry handle leftovers Friday night. And drank whiskey.

Saturday morning surfed ARFcom then went to the liquor store to buy more whiskey.

Spent some of the morning in deep admiration of my previous days work.

Saturday night surfed ARFcom and drank more whiskey.

Tomorrow is game day so I will problably watch football. And drink whiskey.

Monday I will hide my gun improvements from my wife and drink whiskey
so she doesn't suspect anything.

GM

Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:28:12 PM EDT
Here's and idea try


MOONING the neighbors thats always fun
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:34:05 PM EDT
See how many HK subguns you can strap on and find new ways to "clear the house".

Y'KNOW you can't do that shit when the wife is there!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:49:30 PM EDT
Honestly, I would like to see the following posts from steyr this week.

Ammo porn
Mag porn
Gun porn

And also, more informative posts on subjects like defeating motion sensor lights.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 7:59:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2005 8:00:55 PM EDT by wildearp]
I only have this evening without the wife.

Today:

Helped my cousin move from Phoenix to Tucson.
Went to the range, shot the 7.62x39 and 9mm ARs, and Glock 17.
I reloaded some .45ACP rounds.
Tuned up one .45 Sten mod. mag.
Cleaned some guns.
Made a couple chicken sammiches.
Had a beer or two.
Watched some TV.
Surfed the arfcom.
I may shoot some pool next, and have some Jack Daniels.

I didn't burn a dime of my own gasoline.

It sure is fucking peaceful!!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:03:07 PM EDT
A + B + C


CWO
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:11:59 PM EDT
I voted option #4.

Only now, you won't be ridiculed by your wife for doing what you did before.

<­BR>


Which somehow, will take all the enjoyment out of doing it.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:19:11 PM EDT
It was 51/51 porn/nothing and I tipped the scales. Guess your stuck doing nothing. Sorry Steyr!

-Ben
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:28:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:41:29 PM EDT
How 'bout strippers and blow for the early evening then afterwards they can pretend they're zombies!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:42:18 PM EDT
Run practice drill clearing your house in the dark.

And from a conversation I had with a friend
Anoymous-what happens when your flashlight runs outta batteries?
MM-Ill guide myself around with my muzzle flash!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:54:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bag_Man:
Run practice drill clearing your house in the dark.

And from a conversation I had with a friend
Anoymous-what happens when your flashlight runs outta batteries?
MM-Ill guide myself around with my muzzle flash!



That's when you throw chem lights.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 8:55:16 PM EDT
Party time!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 9:47:17 PM EDT
Start a Barret 82 Group Buy.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 9:52:58 PM EDT
go one a week long bender.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 10:25:25 PM EDT
Ninja-Training in the front yard?

Really, how about you just invite a couple of gun-buddies over and shoot the shit over a couple beers. Maybe a range trip before-hand?

I picked option 1 by the way...... Supreme Pizza, HK-91s, and a couple of lesbian love scenes just go hand in hand.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 10:30:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 10:32:18 PM EDT
Hookers and blow.

Wait, did you say you didn't want to do that?
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 10:43:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By rcoers:
If you're like me you get all excited and get all these ideas, and then you end up doing nothing and then the week is over!


That is exactley what i do with my 'free time'. Then i wonder why in the hell i did not hit the bars and raise hell like i was a teenager again.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 11:12:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dennysguns:
Buy lotsa gun stuff. Ya got a week to get all the packages before she gets home

Denny



Denny is one of the reasons I go get the mail, not my wife.

Last time I had the house to myself I did nothing
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 11:33:09 PM EDT
Your wife is going out of town for the weekend? Time to party at your house.
Link Posted: 9/24/2005 11:50:14 PM EDT
She's going to be gone. Why should you stay home???

Does the saying, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" mean anything to you???....
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 4:54:43 AM EDT
I say you call up all your old girlfriends until you find one that wants to come over and talk about the old times, watch porn, eat pizza and drink beer.

Idea inspired by this thread:
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 5:20:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Sigurd:
Do absolutely nothing. It'll be everything you thought it could be.



I always enjoy seeing references to "Office Space." I'll never tire of it.

I would say just do nothing while playing with your guns.

Scott
Link Posted: 9/25/2005 7:06:54 AM EDT
Reply to the IM's you've been ignoring. There has to be a lot of them.

AB
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